What did you accomplish today?

[charface]

LMAO. Imagine her and a quart of tequila, a night to go down in history

I can imagine a midget shapped hole in the wall for some reason.
Thats why I dont drink any more

 

[mr sunshine]

LMAO. Imagine her and a quart of tequila, a night to go down in history

Fuck yeah....it's like a unicorn, you just don't find them. Midget? Hard enough to find that. Midget/prostitue with a pretty face? Good fucking luck.....

What the fuck is an Average midget, that`s like an oxy moron or sumptin.
If you were average you wouldn't be a gawd forsaken midget and you wouldn't be able to charge
those exorbitant prices.
Pick one and be that..

I'd just want to look at it for a long time. Just have her spread stuff and stand next to huge things, naked of course.

 

[charface]

Fuck yeah....it's like a unicorn, you just don't find them. Midget? Hard enough to find that. Midget/prostitue with a pretty face? Good fucking luck.....

I'd just want to look at it for a long time. Just have her spread stuff and stand next to huge things, naked of course.

debinadly!

 

[Indacouch]

Fuck yeah....it's like a unicorn, you just don't find them. Midget? Hard enough to find that. Midget/prostitue with a pretty face? Good fucking luck.....

I'd just want to look at it for a long time. Just have her spread stuff and stand next to huge things, naked of course.

Id like to see her jump rope naked and attempt to ride a regular sized unicycle ....also naked.

 

[mr sunshine]

Id like to see her jump rope naked and attempt to ride a regular sized unicycle ....also naked.

I want a midget to fuck my girlfriend with a strap on. Doggystyle so the midget can stand on the bed. Porn has ruined my life....

 

[Indacouch]

I want a midget to fuck my girlfriend with a strap on. Doggystyle so the midget can stand on the bed. Porn has ruined my life....

You know what you have to do to fix this sunshine.






































Call that little midget gal ASAP.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[charface]

They got little hands, little eyes, walk around telling great big lies.

Haven't thought about this song for years.
Dude was a genius

 

[tyler.durden]

I always thought that midget ladies would be extra tight. Make me feel like my penis is huge. I'm 6'1, she could probably comfortably blow me by just standing up. Fuck it, Ima give her a call...

 

[charface]

I always thought that midget ladies would be extra tight. Make me feel like my penis is huge. I'm 6'1, she could probably comfortably blow me by just standing up. Fuck it, Ima give her a call...

Spend the extra and have a pony on hand. Trust me

 

[mr sunshine]

110 for an hour. anything goes, except anal. Asked if I can eat the butt, she said she's never done that before but ok. I'm supposed to text her from my number I blocked my shit when I called....she sounds like a little man but it's definitely a girl, so you know it's legit.... I've always expected midgets to sound like that.

 

[mr sunshine]

To bad I have a gf. Our women ruin all of our penises opportunities, amiright?

 

[charface]

To bad I have a gf. Our women ruin all of our penises opportunities, amiright?

What if you give her a hall pass in case she comes across a super hot midget dude.
I think it can only bring you closer to together.
In fact I'd go so far as to say if she don't let you then she is a bad person

 

[charface]

I'm just saying.
If you love me you will let me do it.

Chicks have to do stuff when you say that. It's their cryptonit.

 

[tyler.durden]

Spend the extra and have a pony on hand. Trust me

She said it comes standard in the package now. Times are tough...

 

[dstroy]

I found a midget on craigslist, @Singlemalt check this out.... View attachment 4054779 View attachment 4054778

 

[WeedFreak78]

Does it have the Triton(5.4) motor? If so it'll be about $800 because of the sparkplug setup, and that's if they don't snap one off.

The Ford dealer my father dealt with for fleet service charged $1500 for a tuneup on a 5.4. That included 2 rebuilt heads. They found it was quicker, and cost less, to just swap heads then dicking around with broken or stripped spark plugs.

 

[WeedFreak78]

On the other hand imagine how ugly a car would be if we went with our theory.

If I tear into something like that I purposely leave out any non crucial screws so it's easier the next time.
I know that sounds bad but I'm OK with it.

I always end up with bucket of "nonessential" hardware when I work on stuff. Nothings fallen off... yet.

 

[WeedFreak78]

I worry about that kind of stuff alot.
I heard about a guy hauling an engine block in his van and when he wrecked it killed his daughter. Not sure if it really happened but it disturbed me enough to make me paranoid of hauling bowling balls in my back window. Lol

I worked with a guy who's brother had brain damage from a log coming through the rear window in an accident. My friends don't understand why I'm so anal about securing loads in the rear.

 

[WeedFreak78]

So far Im well into my coffee and finished watching jim and Andy.
It is a Jim Carrey doc about the whole
Andy Kaufman thing.
Of course I liked it.

Getting back to work on flagstone patio today so I'll post some pick later.

Got a twinge in my back for days now
But it really compliments all the other injuries, so I've decided to leave it.

Just watched that yesterday. Carrey had some good insight on life and happiness.