The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

zeddd

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THCBrain said:
if your that bothered about peoples thought and opinions about your social life stop posting for the world to read it, you sound like a depressed teenager begging for attention, whinging and bitching about who said what. why not take your crys for help back to a health proffesional rather spouting your bollucks in a public/community thread. it never stopped you jumping on zedds banter wagon when your nose was shoved up his arse ( no offense zedd ) but really slipper why not make your own thread about growing and gives these "noobs" a place to go.
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Excellent banter btw, full of helpful observations and advice, imo
 
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scrambo

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makka said:
Been about really ain't ya scrambo I mean I've heard a few of ya stories and sound a right grin lol
Never ever left UK me nor gone as far as London and that was just some work down in Kensington
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Yeah i travelled abit in me youth mate was yrs ago now, and the crazy storys where all drug related lol this last year ive been a right boring bastard off the hard, still i had a good run was off me nut more often than not the last 17yrs lol

Ive never been further north in the UK than Norwich lol

You should take the kids away abroad geezer can get some right cheap deals nowdays, im gonna take the kids to turkey next may some right cheap deals out there out of school times, ive been a few times in the past its a nice hols.
 
makka

makka

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scrambo said:
Yeah i travelled abit in me youth mate was yrs ago now, and the crazy storys where all drug related lol this last year ive been a right boring bastard off the hard, still i had a good run was off me nut more often than not the last 17yrs lol

Ive never been further north in the UK than Norwich lol

You should take the kids away abroad geezer can get some right cheap deals nowdays, im gonna take the kids to turkey next may some right cheap deals out there out of school times, ive been a few times in the past its a nice hols.
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Yeah thinking about it tbh need to sort out passports n shit that's what stopped me in past but its an easy process now so no excuse
The other half's brother takes his lot to turkey each year n says its top out there hotter than a sweaty cunt lol
Gets some nice clothes out there cheap to designer swag its knock off like but for the price an all that
Brought some nice watches back to again snide but lol
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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zeddd said:
Yes I’ve got one of those but was thinking of getting a shotgun licence to do some clays
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I'm not a fan of target shooting at all tbh. I only do as practice for the real thing. I just love air rifles because no licenses, locked cabinets, etc etc etc. Can even shoot indoors if I feel like it. Things are beginning to take up a bit too much space though, and have more on my wish list. I'm a bit of a collector (hoarder)
 
zeddd

zeddd

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tip top toker said:
I'm not a fan of target shooting at all tbh. I only do as practice for the real thing. I just love air rifles because no licenses, locked cabinets, etc etc etc. Can even shoot indoors if I feel like it. Things are beginning to take up a bit too much space though, and have more on my wish list. I'm a bit of a collector (hoarder)
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I know for you it is a tool to get food, admirable imo, I’ve killed and gutted too many animals ( about 4, lol) to know I’m not hungry afterwards. First kill was a chicken in Kenya, survived on a veg diet for 6 weeks I was desperate for meat, I went to a local chicken smallholder and agreed a price. He told me to come back at 5 for the meat, I rolled up at 5 expecting some bagged chicken but he was sitting on a log with 4 mates on the beers, I had to catch the fukin chicken, they were pissing themselves, catching chicken is f hard btw took me half an hour. When I caught it I broke its neck wrongly just dislocating it badly freaking me the fuk out so I let it go and had to catch it again, poor thing was running around with a bent neck, 2 attempt was decapitation followed by the proverbial run around, over cooked it on a bbq to the point of leather, worst chicken ever
 
makka

makka

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zeddd said:
I know for you it is a tool to get food, admirable imo, I’ve killed and gutted too many animals ( about 4, lol) to know I’m not hungry afterwards. First kill was a chicken in Kenya, survived on a veg diet for 6 weeks I was desperate for meat, I went to a local chicken smallholder and agreed a price. He told me to come back at 5 for the meat, I rolled up at 5 expecting some bagged chicken but he was sitting on a log with 4 mates on the beers, I had to catch the fukin chicken, they were pissing themselves, catching chicken is f hard btw took me half an hour. When I caught it I broke its neck wrongly just dislocating it badly freaking me the fuk out so I let it go and had to catch it again, poor thing was running around with a bent neck, 2 attempt was decapitation followed by the proverbial run around, over cooked it on a bbq to the point of leather, worst chicken ever
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It might of been the worst chicken Z but at least it was YOUR chicken lol couldn't live without my pork and beef for any duration
I remember me and my mates nicked one off a chicken truck pull a whole set of crates over there was about 60 or more chickens running down a main road getting splatted off cars and all sorts we just grabbed one and ran and the fire brigade and police showed up trying to catch chickens with the truck driver one of funniest things I've seen lol
And to top it off we sold it for a 5er to some Asian dude, was only 11 at the time like
 
zeddd

zeddd

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makka said:
It might of been the worst chicken Z but at least it was YOUR chicken lol couldn't live without my pork and beef for any duration
I remember me and my mates nicked one off a chicken truck pull a whole set of crates over there was about 60 or more chickens running down a main road getting splatted off cars and all sorts we just grabbed one and ran and the fire brigade and police showed up trying to catch chickens with the truck driver one of funniest things I've seen lol
And to top it off we sold it for a 5er to some Asian dude, was only 11 at the time like
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It’s someones wife now so that’s good
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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zeddd said:
Excellent banter btw, full of helpful observations and advice, imo
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Its one thing we can all agree on is that hes a twat that cant spell or structure a sentence to save his life..its you're * dumbass im so pissed with grown men not being able to correctly use their,there,you're most abbreviations are acceptable and im sure some of you like myself structure and spell differently to how one would irl like id say diazapam instead of diazepam oh and id never concatenate anything as ive a horrible habbit of doing it and misplaced commas,no periods over use of an ellipsis even though no suspense is required helps alot as ive seen a ton of articles on ppl employed to basically find ppl based on their writing style.
 
THCBrain

THCBrain

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theslipperbandit said:
Its one thing we can all agree on is that hes a twat that cant spell or structure a sentence to save his life..its you're * dumbass im so pissed with grown men not being able to correctly use their,there,you're most abbreviations are acceptable and im sure some of you like myself structure and spell differently to how one would irl like id say diazapam instead of diazepam oh and id never concatenate anything as ive a horrible habbit of doing it and misplaced commas,no periods over use of an ellipsis even though no suspense is required helps alot as ive seen a ton of articles on ppl employed to basically find ppl based on their writing style.
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it takes a twat to see a twat, im a twat granted but who isnt in this world... your nothing special. your a lonely person with nothing in his life other than a uk thread. Merry Christmas hopefully you choke on your dinner.
 
oscaroscar

oscaroscar

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THCBrain said:
it takes a twat to see a twat, im a twat granted but who isnt in this world... your nothing special. your a lonely person with nothing in his life other than a uk thread. Merry Christmas hopefully you choke on your dinner.
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Again no humour or banter there. Why don't you go back to the other uk thread that you skulked off to before when zeddd was being mean to you.
You are not in a position to dish it out if you can't take it yourself.
I have made no effort to put humour or banter in this post. Just facts.
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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THCBrain said:
it takes a twat to see a twat, im a twat granted but who isnt in this world... your nothing special. your a lonely person with nothing in his life other than a uk thread. Merry Christmas hopefully you choke on your dinner.
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Again mate, its YOU'RE*
I dont need twat vision to see the shit advice you constantly need to spew all over any noobs assholes that are gaping,yearning for your (correct usage) misinformation. Ive a fantastic life maye my mayes dont dteal my crops like they did yours lol dumbass.


Read his post history lads his crop got stolen by "mates"
 
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