I put the electrocuting staircase on the back burner for right now....
I just bought 3 trail cameras. They take SIM cards from a cell phone carrier. They text you immediately when there's any movement. There's multiple doors to get through so I had plan on putting one inside the garden, one on the door and one outside. They have 120 degree lenses with 20 meter motion detection. So if anyone snooping around outside I'll know immediately, if somebody's trying to get in through the door I'll know immediately, and the same thing if they actually get into the garden, I'll know immediately. My response time is about 6 to 7 minutes to be there armed with a pitbull, taser, tacical shotgun and 40. But I don't wanna ever hurt anyone Plus nobody knows about my current/old spot so I should be able to sleep good. And when I do go to sleep plug my phone into my speaker tower so if I get a text message it'll be super loud with a crazy ringtone from those numbers. Plus it anytime I can text it "live" and get pictures.
That's the plan for now, besides cutting ties and moving and never making that mistake again.
I will never tell anybody where my s*** is. Not my wife not my brother not my dad. Nobody!