So yesterday me, the wife and daughter went to the aquarium, at the aquarium they had a dolphin show. Well my wife absolutely loves dolphins and after the show she wants to talk to one of the trainers, so this guy is standing on a wall about 7' above us and she is taking to him and I say " Hey is the water cold " ( because he is wearing a wet suit and ya can see his little package is being shy ) and the wife gets all pissed off and starts acting like I'm an asshole. But all I was trying to do was ingage in conversation but she could only see the negative side of things.
My daughter didn't make it any better by laughing like a goofball.