What did you accomplish today?

[ANC]

I wonder if Neo had anything to do with that Russian plane that lost 378 million dollars of gold after a door "broke open on takeoff"

 

[lokie]

I wonder if Neo had anything to do with that Russian plane that lost 378 million dollars of gold after a door "broke open on takeoff"

https://themoscowtimes.com/news/russian-plane-loses-gold-bars-worth-378-m-after-door-breaks-60818

"A plane's cargo ramp was damaged during takeoff in Russia, causing gold, platinum and diamonds to be spread from the runway to up to 16 miles from the airport"

Finders keepers.

No sir I always keep my gold, platinum and diamonds in the cellar buried under a rock.

 

[jerryb73]

Our new granddaughter, 10lb-2oz 21"
Everyone is healthy.

Congrats buddy, she a bigun!!

 

[Sativied]

Pissed off two conservatives on twitter to a point they started cursing.

 

[curious2garden]

Our new granddaughter, 10lb-2oz 21"
Everyone is healthy.

Ahhh so sweet! I love that new baby smell

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Ahhh so sweet! I love that new baby smell

Reminds me of (Now roll your r's) Rrrich Corrrinthian Leatherrrr.

 

[cannabineer]

Reminds me of (Now roll your r's) Rrrich Corrrinthian Leatherrrr.

 

[whitebb2727]

Ate some fajitas.

 

[curious2garden]

Ate some fajitas.
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That yucateca green sauce is a good one! If you ever get a chance try their negra soooooooo smokey

 

[cannabineer]

Ate some fajitas.
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that El Yucateco tastes like sweet bananas right before it rabbit-punches you in the epiglottis

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Ahhh so sweet! I love that new baby smell

Lol. That’s very weird. What does it smell like!? I never smelled it before but imagine something terrible because my coworker who was pregnant with twins told me she had a mucus plug the size of a baseball holding the baby’s in. The entire pregnancy thing is completely repulsive to me. That’s why I ever did it.

 

[Indacouch]

Lol. That’s very weird. What does it smell like!? I never smelled it before but imagine something terrible because my coworker who was pregnant with twins told me she had a mucus plug the size of a baseball holding the baby’s in. The entire pregnancy thing is completely repulsive to me. That’s why I ever did it.

New babies have a unique smell....not the pregnant vagina plug

 

[Indacouch]

Just got home from my work day. Chunker decided he'd read me a book. I can tell by the way he's holding it.....he's been practicing.

 

[curious2garden]

that El Yucateco tastes like sweet bananas right before it rabbit-punches you in the epiglottis

Pussy

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Just got home from my work day. Chunker decided he'd read me a book. I can tell by the way he's holding it.....he's been practicing.

Oh and he's holding it exactly correct! I wants him, I need him can I babysit? I'll pay you!

Lol. That’s very weird. What does it smell like!? I never smelled it before but imagine something terrible because my coworker who was pregnant with twins told me she had a mucus plug the size of a baseball holding the baby’s in. The entire pregnancy thing is completely repulsive to me. That’s why I ever did it.

Never smell one! Run in the opposite direction or you might find meconium not so repulsive as it sounds LOL

 

[Indacouch]

Pussy

Oh and he's holding it exactly correct! I wants him, I need him can I babysit? I'll pay you!


Never smell one! Run in the opposite direction or you might find meconium not so repulsive as it sounds LOL

Il box him up and ship him to you for the weekend.... Il send a few cases of Puffs along.....oddly his favorite snack.

If you say Puffies out loud....He'll come running for his treat. It's obvious he loves his food/snacks.

 

[curious2garden]

Il box him up and ship him to you for the weekend.... Il send a few cases of Puffs along.....oddly his favorite snack.

If you say Puffies out loud....He'll come running for his treat. It's obvious he loves his food/snacks.

Ahhh! What the fuck are Puffs? Like Cheetos? I can lay in stock! I'll drive to get him remember new car/road trip (that should be a song).

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I stirred my bosses coffee with my unwashed cock

I hope he drinks lukewarm coffee.
If not

 

[cannabineer]

I hope he drinks lukewarm coffee.
If not

mind the creamer

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

mind the Screamer

Fresh outta the pot

 

[cannabineer]

Fresh outta the pot

that ain't Coffee-Mate