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Roger A. Shrubber

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when i was a kid and liked to fight, i'd end up in jail overnight at least once a month. there was an old guy named Rex Hell, who was kind of like Otis the drunk. he was in and out so much they actually gave him a key to the kitchen door, so he could get up and go to work, then he'd go get drunk, and come back to the jail to sleep it off.
 

GoRealUhGro

Well-Known Member
Why are you going to jail so much?
Almost sounds like you have a incarceration "schedule".
Well if u would like to know this is gonna be my first time going back since 2015...and when you don't put up w ppl shit ..you tend to get into fights..thats one thing..I have multiple d.u.i S...Iv got a few other driving charges ...I use to be on drugs and drink pretty bad when I was younger and I was just always in trouble ...
LOL

That's what I was thinking.

Do you get frequent "Bubba" points? Kind of like frequent flyer miles?:-P
Well like I just started I was into shit a lot when I was younger...and no..no bubba bullshit here..I'm no booty bandit nor do I condone that lol..and I guess you could say I have something like frequent visitor miles lol..u kinda get to know the staff ..u build a relationship w them and that helps...same way w other inmates ..most of the time I'm in w someone I know or have done time w before ...for instance when I leave I always distribute my store evenly ..other than my close friends...so next time u go back if u happen to get put w any if those ppl they take care of u till Thursday ( commissary day lol) ...but iv been a good guy recently ...I am in trouble this time for driving...and I was basically forced to drive ..I def didn't want to...but I know it's my fault..
 

GoRealUhGro

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when i was a kid and liked to fight, i'd end up in jail overnight at least once a month. there was an old guy named Rex Hell, who was kind of like Otis the drunk. he was in and out so much they actually gave him a key to the kitchen door, so he could get up and go to work, then he'd go get drunk, and come back to the jail to sleep it off.
We have a guy at the local jail who has been arrested over 150 times ..and that was like 5 yrs ago...he isn't a bad guy lol..but he isn't quite mentally stable 100% and he drinks...he usually gets arrested for drunk in public..pissing in public..disorderly conduct..that kinda shit...he actually had to go to prison bracuse he was a "habitual criminal" ..but every staff member knows him by name..any inmates who have been there before know him..he is kinda like a jailhouse celebrity lol...all the girls flash him when they get the chance lololol..he thinks he is a fn stud too...but tbh he is a nice guy
 

GoRealUhGro

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Lol no man I'm not that kinda person ...if u had been in these situations you would know what I mean...I dont think I'm some super badass...I just cant stand trying to live with some pos that stole checks or something similar..from Grandma to get some dope..then walk around being ignorant and disrespectful towards everyone ..and most of the time they don't even realize it..I'm not going to really defend myself to u anymore but I think u took what I was saying in a way that I wish u wouldn't..i wasn't trying to act like I was some hardass but I see where u would see it that way...I honestly didn't mean to xome across that way..it's just something that I cant stand and makes me angry..if u have been to jail you would feel the same way I'm sure
 

Chunky Stool

Well-Known Member
I managed to lock myself out of my safe today.
Seriously.

Who would have thought it was even possible? Is this why the industry has gone to digital locking mechanisms?
It is made by Fort Knox and I bought it at a gun show in 1994.
Worked like a charm earlier this morning when I dry-trimmed a plant and put a couple of ounces away.
Tried to get in a few hours later and it's just not happening.

I've tried a million times...

Fuck!

Has anyone else had problems with old gun safes?
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
I managed to lock myself out of my safe today.
Seriously.

Who would have thought it was even possible? Is this why the industry has gone to digital locking mechanisms?
It is made by Fort Knox and I bought it at a gun show in 1994.
Worked like a charm earlier this morning when I dry-trimmed a plant and put a couple of ounces away.
Tried to get in a few hours later and it's just not happening.

I've tried a million times...

Fuck!

Has anyone else had problems with old gun safes?
Nope, I just buy a new mattress when mine gets uncooperative, good luck.
 

Chunky Stool

Well-Known Member
Nope, I just buy a new mattress when mine gets uncooperative, good luck.
Maybe a locksmith?
It would be weird if they showed up with a stethoscope... :roll:

No doubt the mechanism is made to be tamperproof, so I doubt if they could drill out the lock and replace it.

I could take a grinder to the welds and open it like a tin can, but that's a last resort. It would be scrap metal after that... :-(
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Maybe a locksmith?
It would be weird if they showed up with a stethoscope... :roll:

No doubt the mechanism is made to be tamperproof, so I doubt if they could drill out the lock and replace it.

I could take a grinder to the welds and open it like a tin can, but that's a last resort. It would be scrap metal after that... :-(
Tannerite?

PS on a serious note is there someplace you can puff in some graphite or silicone, could it be a stuck tumbler? @GreatwhiteNorth might know something actually useful. Me I'd go for the definitive solution
 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member
Maybe a locksmith?
It would be weird if they showed up with a stethoscope... :roll:

No doubt the mechanism is made to be tamperproof, so I doubt if they could drill out the lock and replace it.

I could take a grinder to the welds and open it like a tin can, but that's a last resort. It would be scrap metal after that... :-(
this is the only thing i can suggest. set yourself up a spreadsheet with the numbers off by 1 then 2 digits. for example this chart was set for a combo of 50-20-50. good luck
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Potmetal

Well-Known Member
I managed to lock myself out of my safe today.
Seriously.

Who would have thought it was even possible? Is this why the industry has gone to digital locking mechanisms?
It is made by Fort Knox and I bought it at a gun show in 1994.
Worked like a charm earlier this morning when I dry-trimmed a plant and put a couple of ounces away.
Tried to get in a few hours later and it's just not happening.

I've tried a million times...

Fuck!

Has anyone else had problems with old gun safes?
Helped a buddy with the same thing last month. He didn't register his when he bought it so he had to call a locksmith. $175 for the service call, and $150 for a new lock. good luck!
 
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