That's why the clouds try to eat the ground...Freaking wind chills, only in Texas where one have the state is warm and the old is cold AF.....sheesh...
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think he owes you another 12pk for that...Lmao this literally made me spit out beer!
You bastard, that’s alcohol abuse.
Here little piggy.@Singlemalt apparently I’m a big fat fucking liar! I just looked and I DONT have that brisket point. Maybe I smoked it when I was drunk. Oh who are we kidding, I definitely smoked it drunk or else it would still be there. I’m usually pretty good with a mental inventory of my freezer and pantry, but I guess this one got away from me.
Pork butt it is then.
You're letting him off to easy! Like there are no other brisket points in TX. Hit the streets Gar, remember you sold those marijuanas for freedom of meat!Shit happens; set fire to a dumpster and we'll call it even
Nope I’m doing my great state of Texas a service! I know it’s not even noon but I’m in no condition to drive.You're letting him off to easy! Like there are no other brisket points in TX. Hit the streets Gar, remember you sold those marijuanas for freedom of meat!
it ain't really safe here till the first of may. you can plant hardier stuff around tax day, but there's still a good chance of frost till at least the first of may.we normally don't get snow here.....maybe the cold and wind but that usually bout it. From the looks of it, the lower part of the state is going into spring. Farmers are awaiting till the last freeze if it ever happens. Getting ready to plant...
he said A...now we got to go fuck up two more briskets.....
This belongs in the"Beautiful" thread. The majesty!
There definitely ain’t no bitch in my blood. One time I shit my liver out. I just pushed that punk bitch back in and duct taped my butt cheeks together and then slammed another beer.View attachment 4277142
This was me Monday. Sunday was fun.
No way, they bring me beer and monies.
HahaThere definitely ain’t no bitch in my blood. One time I shit my liver out. I just pushed that punk bitch back in and duct taped my butt cheeks together and then slammed another beer.
FYI the duct tape is till holding up to this day.