What did you accomplish today?

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Dogfish

 

[too larry]

Van de Graaf

Me after I take off my Cuddle Duds. If it's dark, you can see sparks.

 

[raratt]

I had sex with a mermaid once, she gave me the crabs...

 

[too larry]

Roofers came this morning. They plan on getting the front finished today, the back tomorrow. Two days of sunshine, priceless.

 

[too larry]

Sister and BIL treated us to supper at Mr Buck's Raw Bar in Fountain last night to celebrate my birthday. A little over two months late. lol

Wednesday is usually half price oyster night, but they raised the price of everything on the menu and no more deals. The place was packed, with a long line outside. Maybe they are trying to talk a few folks into going on down the road.

 

[raratt]

Roofers came this morning. They plan on getting the front finished today, the back tomorrow. Two days of sunshine, priceless.

We have sunshine today, not so much for tomorrow, or next week...

 

[cannabineer]

 

[Laughing Grass]

^^ definitely the top half human.

 

[too larry]

Option B would taste like fish every time you kissed her.

 

[cannabineer]

Option B would taste like fish every time you kissed her.

kissed her where

 

[raratt]

Exactly. Heads AND tails...

 

[raratt]

I was going to refrain from going that direction, it's @too larry 's fault.

 

[too larry]

kissed her where

Exactly. Heads AND tails...

Puns. The lowest form of humor. Must be why I like them so much.

 

[raratt]

Puns. The lowest form of humor. Must be why I like them so much.

But some aren't very punny...

 

[WeedFreak78]

That looks like iron filings on a magnet

 

[WeedFreak78]

All I know is that Acetone will make you aware of any small break in your skin. Used it to clean motorcycle parts.

I use to wash machined parts in acetone tanks up to 100 gallons. I've had it splash in my eyes. It just felt cold. Luckily (?) it was my fucked up eye, which I'm mostly blind in, so IDK if it did any damage. I also dipped my arm into the tank when I had poison ivy. It was gone in a couple days. Might have caused a little liver damage, but luckily that bitch regenerates.

Methyl Ethyl Ketone is another fun one.

 

[raratt]

Methyl Ethel Ketone

I used that in a semi enclosed area before it was banned, I floated out of there.

 

[too larry]

I used that in a semi enclosed area before it was banned, I floated out of there.

I was on the crew that had to clean and paint all the ginny's, switchboards and adjacent catwalks in the Saipan's aft engine room. We used a solvent called Tri-something or the other. Shit would make you see stars.

 

[raratt]

I was on the crew that had to clean and paint all the ginny's, switchboards and adjacent catwalks in the Saipan's aft engine room. We used a solvent called Tri-something or the other. Shit would make you see stars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichloroethylene

 

[WeedFreak78]

I was on the crew that had to clean and paint all the ginny's, switchboards and adjacent catwalks in the Saipan's aft engine room. We used a solvent called Tri-something or the other. Shit would make you see stars.

Back around 2000 I was working in a body shop. We were cleaning out an old paint cabinet and the guy I was working with, who regularly huffed, grab this old can and said "hey they banned this stuff, take a whiff" and jammed it under my nose. My whole color pallet shifted, blue turned red, green turned purple, all colors shifted for a few seconds. Then I slugged him in the gut. I kinda wish I kept that shit no one believes me.

This guy regularly passed out from sticking his head in the gun cleaner full of thinner.