Today I'm still recovering from the trauma of yesterday's baby shower.
Two plus hours of listening to people I can't stand being around say awe after each gift was opened. Little shoes... awe Little sleeper... awe. Say awe one more time and I'll stab you in the eye! The final straw for me was the "diaper game". Passing around a diaper with what I assume were melted chocolates. They were smelling and tasting it, trying to guess what it was. I could barely contain my urge to puke and had to leave.
If this is what passes for normal today, I think I'll stick with abnormal.