What did you accomplish today?

Lethidox

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whelp.. managed to basically shit everywhere. went out to watch the new Aladdin movie which imo was good tbh and despite i thought will smith playing genie was a bit weird i think he did a good job and robin williams would of been proud of him. think people gave him more shit then credit. during te movie my stomach was really sore though but made it through and as we left i went to use the bathroom had to pee but it was weird cause it felt like i had to pee but it was trying to come out my butt. held it in and it went away. figured we were only going to get take out for dinner so i could wait to poop but i was wrong they wanted to sit down and eat. had to hold it and when we got home ran to the bathroom pants got stuck and thus i shit everywhere. literally shit everywhere on the ground, on my leg, on my butt, on my hands.

pretty sure it was from all the sugar i had today. either was the sugar or the beef jerky i had from work or both. for some reason beef jerky gives me diarrhea as well if i eat it in bulk which i did.
 

Grandpapy

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lol that would be fun to get a bunch of RIU members to make a team. It's in September and may be cold so you might need a skin suit.
I have found while coaching the best protection is a good rub with baby oil, in the past matches I spent hours preparing the suppleness of smooth skin of the participants, not all wins, in fact we usually would take turns as to who comes first. Hair removal aids in the matches repeatability based on shorter rounds. we can do this!;)
 

Laughing Grass

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I have found while coaching the best protection is a good rub with baby oil, in the past matches I spent hours preparing the suppleness of smooth skin of the participants, not all wins, in fact we usually would take turns as to who comes first. Hair removal aids in the matches repeatability based on shorter rounds. we can do this!;)
lol I think you're confusing tough mudder for an orgy.
 
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