What are the best "Reefer Madness" anti-weed propaganda or weed myths you've heard?

[Trans_Sailor_Mercury]

Speaks for itself, but here's mine:

- Dealers would put dog poop into nugs to increase weight

- (not really anti weed, but) "If you don't cough, you don't get high, maaaan. Don't you know, coughing opens up cannabinoid receptors"

- Growers would spray sprite on buds to give them more frost

- Smoking "skunk" strains is much more dangerous than other ones

- Rolling weed into a joint makes it lose all potency in 24 hours

What are yours?

 

[cannabineer]

Here's mine:

Smoking weed causes an irresistible urge to generate and deploy sock puppet accounts on social media sites.

 

[Trans_Sailor_Mercury]

Here's mine:

Smoking weed causes an irresistible urge to generate and deploy sock puppet accounts on social media sites.

Dang that's a serious side effect, sounds like there may be some truth to it

 

[LondonSeedCentre]

 

[Trans_Sailor_Mercury]

Injecting Marijuanas, not even once

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[lokie]

Speaks for itself, but here's mine:

- Dealers would put dog poop into nugs to increase weight

- (not really anti weed, but) "If you don't cough, you don't get high, maaaan. Don't you know, coughing opens up cannabinoid receptors"

- Growers would spray sprite on buds to give them more frost

- Smoking "skunk" strains is much more dangerous than other ones

- Rolling weed into a joint makes it lose all potency in 24 hours

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[Trans_Sailor_Mercury]

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Is this board all penises all the time?
Or do y'all just usually show them to eachother in private?

 

[Singlemalt]

Is this board all penises all the time?
Or do y'all just usually show them to eachother in private?

Pot makes one's penis shrivel up and fall off. Ergo, all the penis you see here is wistful nostalgia

 

[Trans_Sailor_Mercury]

Pot makes one's penis shrivel up and fall off. Ergo, all the penis you see here is wistful nostalgia

But if pot makes your penis atrophy and fall off, does the reverse happen if you get penises then you get a lot of pot?

 

[Singlemalt]

But if pot makes your penis atrophy and fall off, does the reverse happen if you get penises then you get a lot of pot?

Nope, biology doesn't work that way.

 

[Trans_Sailor_Mercury]

Nope, biology doesn't work that way.

Wait, if pot makes your penis shrivel and fall off, and BOTH you AND I are on the same marijuana related board.... Does that mean?

 

[Singlemalt]

Wait, if pot makes your penis shrivel and fall off, and BOTH you AND I are on the same marijuana related board.... Does that mean?

Yep, you saved a lot of money

 

[Trans_Sailor_Mercury]

Yep, you saved a lot of money

Shit, between the two of us, that's like 40G's!
Want to rub our clits together in celebration? Or do you prefer to be the bottom?

 

[Singlemalt]

I'm way too old for you; and I dislike anyone under 27 yr old

 

[cannabineer]

Pot makes one's penis shrivel up and fall off. Ergo, all the penis you see here is wistful nostalgia

For some of us, it is the thrill of anticipation

 

[tyler.durden]

Mainliner sucks...

 

[WeedFreak78]

I'm way too old for you; and I dislike anyone under 27 yr old

What's the significance of 27? That's an odd cut off.

 

[Singlemalt]

What's the significance of 27? That's an odd cut off.

Poetic license, not too much older than the OP

 

[FunCatLady2017]

What's with the penis shrival stuff? Sex and weed and a bed full of chips is the best!