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Keenly

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xmissxaliex said:
lmao.
he was. PISSED, the first time he took it, he was all nice and not being a jerk, lol and fuckin he wanted to get down RIGHT THEN. so he got all riled up and it kept going down, i thought it was my fault so i got pissed off and left and he spent an hour down stairs trying to jerk it. but finally he came upstairs and apoligized. it wasn't me, it was the adderall.:wall:

it sucked.

i didn't help it either though, said i gave him blue balls.
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yeah my fucking girlfriend got mad at me cause it took me so long....

"dont i turn you on?"

its shit like that that ruins the fun...

i fucked you for 2 hours....and your complaining....

but yeah faded sex is always the best imo
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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Keenly said:
yeah my fucking girlfriend got mad at me cause it took me so long....

"dont i turn you on?"

its shit like that that ruins the fun...

i fucked you for 2 hours....and your complaining....

but yeah faded sex is always the best imo
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yeah that shit happens to me all the time....
because ladies after you go out with a guy for so long sometimes the sex starts to suck.. ive been with my girl off and on for 4 years.... and its still
great but....it ....gets olds ..
however its good in a way cause you can last for hours without nutting... and my gf hates it when a bj take more than 10 minutes....
i mean women sometimes get tired of doing that ...i get tired of doing it too... and its sad for us guys cause we need yall to be all made up and hair nice, ... and sex talk.... and you chicks stop geeting pretty and just put no effort afer a awhile...ukno ...just a thought.... for debate....
but a pill could fuck that up..... :blsmoke:
 
xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

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323cheezy said:
yeah that shit happens to me all the time....
because ladies after you go out with a guy for so long sometimes the sex starts to suck.. ive been with my girl off and on for 4 years.... and its still
great but....it ....gets olds ..
however its good in a way cause you can last for hours without nutting... and my gf hates it when a bj take more than 10 minutes....
i mean women sometimes get tired of doing that ...i get tired of doing it too... and its sad for us guys cause we need yall to be all made up and hair nice, ... and sex talk.... and you chicks stop geeting pretty and just put no effort afer a awhile...ukno ...just a thought.... for debate....
but a pill could fuck that up..... :blsmoke:
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Alot of girls get "comfy" after awhile, but i make sure to dress up everyday, and put make up on, do my hair, all that, Colin knows i only stay in pj's and a shirt or tank when i'm not feeling good and obviously he understands, but i think to keep a relationship going you can't just stop trying at a point.

Keenly said:
yeah my fucking girlfriend got mad at me cause it took me so long....

"dont i turn you on?"

its shit like that that ruins the fun...

i fucked you for 2 hours....and your complaining....

but yeah faded sex is always the best imo
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oh i'm not even naggy like that i was just like wow.. this sucks... i'm out. lol

i would NOT complain after 2 hours of sex, i'd fall asleep and wake up with a joint waiting for us when we get up. hah.
 
iblazethatkush

iblazethatkush

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323cheezy said:
yeah that shit happens to me all the time....
because ladies after you go out with a guy for so long sometimes the sex starts to suck.. ive been with my girl off and on for 4 years.... and its still
great but....it ....gets olds ..
however its good in a way cause you can last for hours without nutting... and my gf hates it when a bj take more than 10 minutes....
i mean women sometimes get tired of doing that ...i get tired of doing it too... and its sad for us guys cause we need yall to be all made up and hair nice, ... and sex talk.... and you chicks stop geeting pretty and just put no effort afer a awhile...ukno ...just a thought.... for debate....
but a pill could fuck that up..... :blsmoke:
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I feel ya on that Cheezy. It gets old after awhile. And I can never cum from her bj's nemore. She gets pissed. I just use them to 'warm up' now.
 
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Keenly

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xmissxaliex said:
Alot of girls get "comfy" after awhile, but i make sure to dress up everyday, and put make up on, do my hair, all that, Colin knows i only stay in pj's and a shirt or tank when i'm not feeling good and obviously he understands, but i think to keep a relationship going you can't just stop trying at a point.




oh i'm not even naggy like that i was just like wow.. this sucks... i'm out. lol

i would NOT complain after 2 hours of sex, i'd fall asleep and wake up with a joint waiting for us when we get up. hah.
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you make me hate my girlfriend

after like 4 hours of hanging out with her i have to kick her out...literally make up some excuse to get her to leave just so i can smoke

but of course as soon as i smoke i realize it would be better if she was there

but no the smell "gives her a headache"
 
xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

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Keenly said:
you make me hate my girlfriend

after like 4 hours of hanging out with her i have to kick her out...literally make up some excuse to get her to leave just so i can smoke

but of course as soon as i smoke i realize it would be better if she was there

but no the smell "gives her a headache"
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:shock: i didn't mean to lol shh don't say that! girls know when their guys talk shit. lol.

my boyfriend has been living with me for... 8 months now! and we see and hang out with eachother everyday. it must be pretty special because we fight sometimes but were best friends too and he told me he doesn't need to hang out with his guy friends (i make him anways) because i'm all he needs and he can have sex with me too lol. that sounds bad. never mind lol

it gives her a headache.... well then.. thats a different story i guess. it calms me down, even before i started smoking, ganja was a comforting smell to me =)
 
peacemane420

peacemane420

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hahahah tru that alie!!!
i dunno i usually am in my fuckin pjs but i dont care! i dont let myself get too comfortable. i always look cute hahahha i be living in my wifebeaters 24/7 hahah
always shave and smell nice.... cuz thats just being respectful haahahha
 
xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

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peacemane420 said:
hahahah tru that alie!!!
i dunno i usually am in my fuckin pjs but i dont care! i dont let myself get too comfortable. i always look cute hahahha i be living in my wifebeaters 24/7 hahah
always shave and smell nice.... cuz thats just being respectful haahahha
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i think its kinda gross when girls don't shave and you can see like black hair. it just shows how they take care of their body!! lol

yeahh peace girl talk again! =)
 
Stoney McFried

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OK.So here goes. I had worked in this one factory a while, and eventually ended up quitting.One night, while at the bar a few months later, I met one of the guys who worked there.He wasn't hot or anything, but he was a lot of fun and at closing time I wasn't done partying, so we decided to hang out.One thing leads to another, and some rather lame drunk sex ensues...I woke up with one pant leg still on if that tells you anything.
So when I get home the next day, my brother is sitting in the recliner, and I tell him, "another notch for the bedpost." Because at that time, we were having a contest to see who could get laid more.He asks me the guy's name, I tell him, and go to bed.
Later that night, my brother's friend picks him up and they get to chatting about how I got laid, and laughing about how I got another dud in the sack.His friend asks him the guy's name....when my brother tells him, his friend takes his hands off the wheel and puts them over his face, yelling "oh my god, oh my god!" My brother is grabbing the wheel and shouting"What? What?" and his friend tells him.
That night, as I return from another evening of drinking,My brother is sitting on his favorite chair, grinning.He proceeds to relate his tale to me, and then tells me why his friend reacted in such a manner.
Apparently, my brother's friend attended high school with the guy I had boinked...and one day,had had occasion to catch him in a barn...fucking a sheep.
 
xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

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Stoney McFried said:
OK.So here goes. I had worked in this one factory a while, and eventually ended up quitting.One night, while at the bar a few months later, I met one of the guys who worked there.He wasn't hot or anything, but he was a lot of fun and at closing time I wasn't done partying, so we decided to hang out.One thing leads to another, and some rather lame drunk sex ensues...I woke up with one pant leg still on if that tells you anything.
So when I get home the next day, my brother is sitting in the recliner, and I tell him, "another notch for the bedpost." Because at that time, we were having a contest to see who could get laid more.He asks me the guy's name, I tell him, and go to bed.
Later that night, my brother's friend picks him up and they get to chatting about how I got laid, and laughing about how I got another dud in the sack.His friend asks him the guy's name....when my brother tells him, his friend takes his hands off the wheel and puts them over his face, yelling "oh my god, oh my god!" My brother is grabbing the wheel and shouting"What? What?" and his friend tells him.
That night, as I return from another evening of drinking,My brother is sitting on his favorite chair, grinning.He proceeds to relate his tale to me, and then tells me why his friend reacted in such a manner.
Apparently, my brother's friend attended high school with the guy I had boinked...and one day,had had occasion to catch him in a barn...fucking a sheep.
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:o :shock: i didn't expect the last part... lmao
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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What made it worse was my asshole brother and his buddies(cuz he told em all) saying things like,"Did he make you wear a wool sweater? Did you have to call him daaaaaaaaady?"
 
MountainSmoker

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I went anal for the first time a couple weeks ago. Shit is kinda weird cuz I been with my lady for 6 years and everytime I mentioned anything with anal she was repulsed. Then she heard it was good from her sister, so we went out and bought some lube. And some Jaeger and redbull. Did the oral and foreplay business for about an hour, then beat it up doggy style for a bit. After she came a few times, I grabbed the llube off the dresser and gave a generous dollop, and slid into her rump for the first time. I guess I went too fast at first cuz she almost jumped across the bed at first when I barely got my head in, lol. Took it slow, got it almost all the way in, and got her comfortable, and she was moaning after a minute. I started fingering her while I slid in and out of her, and she came real quick again, and her ass started clenching real tight when she was cumming too, felt so good. Shit was so sexy, I came kinda quick and left a present... lol.

Gonna do it again this Friday hopefully. Otherwise I never do anything crazy really, besides spanking and hair pulling. We use to have sex in public all the time, even at high school though.
 
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