raratt
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Close the curtains if you are going to do that...... whacks o - oh look! Houses!!
Close the curtains if you are going to do that...... whacks o - oh look! Houses!!
Good advice. I don’t want the neighbors to walk away disappointed.Close the curtains if you are going to do that...
Get her one of her own and stop watching cat videos.My dog is making me crazy today, like it's may fault it rained. She HAS to be in my face, and won't lie down. She likes to rest her head on my keyboard, that is a little annoying.
FifyGet her one of her own and stop watching bacon videos.
Another now would be a betrayal. Two at the same time or just one. I've had some vindictive dogs as the result of adoptions.She will whine when dog video's are on TV, like she wants to play with them. I refuse to get another dog though.
Dexter has learned the music jingles of the commercials.She will whine when dog video's are on TV, like she wants to play with them. I refuse to get another dog though.
We've added dogs to the herd before without a problem, We had 3 at one time. Cats are a different story. They had a literal pissing contest between two neutered males.Another now would be a betrayal. Two at the same time or just one. I've had some vindictive dogs as the result of adoptions.
We had 6 cats at one point... and 5 dogs.We've added dogs to the herd before without a problem, We had 3 at one time. Cats are a different story. They had a literal pissing contest between two neutered males.
Besides shredding the furniture, I'm done with them.We had 6 cats at one point... and 5 dogs.
Down to 2 cats and 4 dogs.
fuckin cats pissed on everything!
SH420
My ex had a cat when we met.We had 6 cats at one point... and 5 dogs.
Down to 2 cats and 4 dogs.
fuckin cats pissed on everything!
SH420
1 is pretty much done. She's indoor/outdoor. She's been good.Besides shredding the furniture, I'm done with them.
We had one that was trying to open a kitchen cabinet door to get at a mouse. I had no idea what he was doing at the time, till I looked at the butter on the counter that it had been eating. Ours were all indoor.1 is pretty much done. She's indoor/outdoor. She's been good.
The other is my mouser/bird catcher. She's strictly outside but she's been known to sneak in and kick it on the beds... haven't caught her pissing.
I'm kinda done too.
SH420
We never had mice when my mother-in-law stayed here. She had like 16 cats lol. My pit bull mutt catches big rats and gophers in the yards. Even killed a cute calico kitty that wandered into our yard last year. That one pissed me off. I catch all the mice that try to infiltrate the fort. Threw 3 in the trash so far this week. There was 2 in one trap. Morons.We had one that was trying to open a kitchen cabinet door to get at a mouse. I had no idea what he was doing at the time, till I looked at the butter on the counter that it had been eating. Ours were all indoor.
The key is low expectations.I had a gig today about 50 miles away. I drove there 80+ mph, and the same back home. I have NEVER seen it so empty, it was beautiful. Almost everyone I met for this wedding refused to shake my hand, I really enjoyed that, too. The pastor said, "Sorry, I'm not shaking hands this week." To which I replied, "I totally get it, I wouldn't even speak to you if I didn't have to..." I thought I was being funny, and as so often happens, I was the only one. My contract with this family was from 3-3:30pm, they didn't even get there until 4:30pm. I told them after starting to play that I had another gig in the city, and I would have to leave for that unless they wanted to pay for a sub to take my place. They insisted I stay, so I got paid twice. So nice. I stopped to get some take out for the first time in weeks. I was watching the dude at the window and I was thinking how slow he moved and how stupid he looked. But I decided to chat him up anyway - "Is business slower these days?" He replied, "Yeah, well it's a kinda cold out, but we'll be booming this summer!" I said, "this virus is probably a factor..." He said, "Oh, yeah. Well, that too." He was even dumber than I imagined. People rarely let me down...
There's an awful joke in my head, but I will be a gentleman. (For a change )Got my main system cleaned and back up.