What did you accomplish today?

[MICHI-CAN]

I completely missed the third "t.........

Brown noser?

 

[tyler.durden]

I completely missed the third "t.........

She's so polite to ask for the tp before the rim job. That's a lady...

 

[Laughing Grass]

Not me. Glad I have freeform dreads. Wash and dry. That’s it lol. Apple cider vinegar rinse once a month.

I kinda wish I tried dreds when I was young. Someone posted a pic of smoking hot girl with dreds and a split tongue. I can't remember who posted it, but I saved it

Not me, either. I shave my head and have no facial hair. I always look exactly the same for better or worse...

I always pictured you as having a goatee.

 

[raratt]

Picked up eggs, HD buns, some cheese, and some cookies from the local store. Installed my new LED security light and pulled down the MH light that obviously was set to see ghosts because it was on so often. Buds and suds time.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

That's exactly what my penis looks like, smiley face and all

Go easy with the sharpy buddy - those happy faces "hang around" for a bit with that ink.

 

[cannabineer]

Go easy with the sharpy buddy - those happy faces "hang around" for a bit with that ink.

I wish I were close enough and supplied with spirits of a sufficient quality to knock loose the backstory on that comment.

 

[tyler.durden]

Go easy with the sharpy buddy - those happy faces "hang around" for a bit with that ink.

No sharpie necessary. My penis actually has a face. It is both endearing and disturbing...

 

[cannabineer]

No sharpie necessary. My penis actually has a face. It is both endearing and disturbing...

The endearing aspect completely escapes me.

 

[Mohican]

You must not be holding on hard enough hehe

 

[tyler.durden]

The endearing aspect completely escapes me.

You sound like my last wife

 

[cannabineer]

You sound like my last wife

She was probably pissed because you dismissed her vulva visage.

 

[tyler.durden]

I always pictured you as having a goatee.

That's funny. I always pictured you sprawled naked across my bed...

 

[glowtogrow]

What did you do today that you're proud of? Something at work, home, school, personal achievement, etc...


Today I had gravel dropped off and I put in a new driveway. It was a lot of work but I got it done quicker than I thought I would.

 

[BleedsGreen]

Go easy, I think you might be strangling it if it is both endearing and disturbing...

 

[Mohican]

She's my sister. She's my daughter.

 

[Laughing Grass]

That's funny. I always pictured you sprawled naked across my bed...

you’d have a great time. I’m really into bedroom games.

 

[DarkWeb]

you’d have a great time. I’m really into bedroom games.

And then she got thrown from the window!

 

[shrxhky420]

you’d have a great time. I’m really into bedroom games.

I wonder if he still loves hoes

SH420

 

[Singlemalt]

And then she got thrown from the window!

She'll wake up, owned by some nomad sheik in the desert

 

[lokie]

you’d have a great time. I’m really into bedroom games.

Games are one thing, unprovoked assault is quite another.

No need for further explanation.