1000 Things to do while stoned

[eatAstar]

472. Go to the grocery store.
473. Eat Starburst.
474. Eat Anything.
475. Damn, I'm stoned.
477. Wait, that wasn't even something to do...
478. SHIT! I skipped 476!
479. So, should I make this one like 476 since I missed it? Damn! Thing to do while stoned...
480. GO TO TACO BELL!!

 

["SICC"]

481.get a volcano tacoo!!!!

 

[letmeblazemyfuckingbong]

[quote="SICC";1542006]481.get a volcano tacoo!!!![/quote]
yo i havnt had them are they any good they look tasty

 

["SICC"]

Hell yea haha, there pretty bomby

 

[letmeblazemyfuckingbong]

[quote="SICC";1543468]Hell yea haha, there pretty bomby [/quote]
sweet im fucking get one

 

[VansStoner1748]

sweet im fucking get one

Get it with extra vacano sauce.....omg its good

 

[letmeblazemyfuckingbong]

Get it with extra vacano sauce.....omg its good

oh i wil extra extra oi love spicy food only thing i can cook is texmex

 

[01greenv8]

Get it with extra vacano sauce.....omg its good

Damn man good thinking. Didn't even cross my mind to ask that. Haha hell ya thanks!

 

["SICC"]

Damn man good thinking. Didn't even cross my mind to ask that. Haha hell ya thanks!

haha me either, shit ima get some for lunch tomorrow haha

482.think about getting a volcano taco
483.comb your fro
484.sleep

 

[eatAstar]

485. Go to work.....FUCK!!

 

["SICC"]

486.clean you homies back yard
487.sneak into his moms medical stash and have a session

 

[KiloBit]

488. make a porno

 

[IRONMAN4200]

489. Try to fly
490. Listen to music
491. Go shopin
492. Sleep
493. Look for more bud

 

[VansStoner1748]

494. Treat a MASSIVE holloween hangover with a couple bong hits and a raw egg.
495. Try to remember what happened to you boxers.
496. Miss your first automotive class.
497. Remember what happened to your boxers=].
498. Watch cartoons.

 

[IRONMAN4200]

499. Make pranke phone calls
500. Watch porn
501. Watch weed movies

 

[puffpuffPASSEDOUT]

502. drive stoned
503. pull up next to the officer Oink Oink
504. try not to look high
505. remember im white and not care about the cops
506. remember I hate the police
507. sit at the light when its green because im to busy thinking
508. Go to taco bell!

 

[Jables&Jakoseph]

509. Roll more J's
510. Day dream about growing pounds of dro
511. Watch Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo bay
512. Order a bbq chicken pizza...so fucking good.
513. smoke more weed

 

[LittleBoxesOnTheHillside]

514. make a dope pandora station
515. go for a walk at night with tunes

 

[hornedfrog2000]

I'm probably the most retarded person when I'm high, so I like to have everything I need in order before I smoke. 516 I guess.

 

[BayLegacy]

517. wonder why i ever stopped smoking in the first place.
518. remember it's because i was dead broke and needed a job and now i'm in that same predicament.
519. listen to lauryn hill/the fugees.
520. try to relate animated movies to the current economic state and government. (i decided madagascar was a satirical film about george bush's term in the white house and foreign policy. don't ask, it made sense at the time)

if anybody's got any ideas for jobs that don't test or could hook me up with a job in san francisco, hit me up.