1000 Things to do while stoned

358. Look for Crystal Skulls, to end the 2012 doomsday

359. Hang with fragle rock

360. Chase my dog around with the vacuum cleaner.
361. go to rave
362. go to a punk show
363. find a nice chick to give you dome
364. go around a 3oh!3 concert asking people of they got pills
365. Find someone sellin pills in the first 15 seconds.
366. pop
367. eat a pot pop....their fucking gross
368. play with my new puppy
369. go to fishermans warph and watch that one guy who hops out of the bushes and scares people.
370. go to fishermans warph and watch the robot guy.
371. smoke a 6 gram blunt while walkin fishermans warph
372. google fishermans warph just to find out ive been spelling it wrong(Fishermans wharf)
373. smoke ten pounds of crack in under 5 mins.
374. smoke out of bamboo on 4/20/08
375. think about touching your penis but you too stoned. but you do it anyway and you later fing out your playing with an eatin corn on the cob and wondering how the fuck that shit ended up in your pants, so you come to the concluesion that it was stashed there from people from antartica.

376. get some smoke from the guy above me

377. get an abortion
378. vote

378. gives kilobit a sample gram of some great bud.
379. bake a fucking cake.

^^^cake-eater

380. Scrape my pipe for resin
381. Jackoff in the bathroom with the newest Penthouse.
382. Wash the cars
383. Sit down and play FPS games
384. Invite friends over to smoke my bud
385. Enjoy the view outside
386. Brainstorm
387. Do something good for the Americans
388. Smoke a j and walk in public
389. Meet new people
390. Play music on my Logitech Z-2300's
391. Clean out my bong for another session
392. Think of new ways to obtain weed
393. Look at my plant grow
394. Take pictures of my plant
395. Smell my plant and get a hardon
396. Wishing my plant had an artificial vagina.

397. ponder deep thoughts

398 vote
399 watch scary movie
400 watch scary movie 2
401 watch scary movie 3
402 watch scary movie 4
403 starwars
404 starwars2
405 starwars 3
406 starwars4
407 starwars 5
408 starwars6
409 cook chicken
410 go to wendys
411 tend to plants
412 smoke cig
413 roll blunts
414 clean bowl
415 clean bong
416 grind weed
417 pack weed
418 get the lighter
419 spark the shit
420 got here first lol

421. crossdress
422. pick up a prostitue
423. get drunk on tequila
424. cut youself

425.go on rollitup on your itouch

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426. miss your itouch

427. Throw lucheon meat lather'd with mayonaiseeee on hookers asses until it sticks like the old howard stern show

haha

427. accept good weed from vanstoner thanks bro mighty fine

428. Watch March of the penguins on mute while listening to Pink floyd.

429. have nephew pull your finger and fart

430. wonder how the whole pull figer fart thing came about. like did someguy just like come up with it. or was there a guy that had a hole in his knuckel and when someone would pull his figer the suction noise would make a farting noise or what?
431. make bongs even thought you have a perfectly good glass one that you paid 74.99 for.
432. make clay pipes like you were in artclass again.
433. try to understand women.
434. give up on trying to understand women.
435. write a story.
436. get writers block
437. take a pot break
438. start writing again.

439. look at high speed internet porn?
440. Watch the playboy channel
441. Smoke more weed
442. Call up a "cuddy buddy" haha
443. Ask for a turkey sandwich and some ice cold sweet tea afterwards
444. Get up and get your own Turkey sandwich and Sweet tea afterwards
445. smoke more weed
446. Smoke MORE weed
447. Watch Aqua teen while getting a blowjob (classic)
448. Watch Robot chicken while going doggy style
449. SLEEP!

450. Go snowboarding on an awesome powder day