I punched a kid in his fucking throat today!

[Laughing Grass]

That was premeditated, that little shit planned the kidnapping; def not a crime of opportunity. Betcha CCTV will show he's been stalking the kid

Imagine if he had gotten away. Would anyone believe that a monkey on a motorcycle did a drive by kidnapping?

 

[Heavysmoker86]

I think we got off on the wrong foot. Forgive me for being rude. I normally greet new members more politely than this.


So tell me...















How many dix can you fit in your mouth at one time?

I think you made that story up. They would have called the police and you would be arrested. You didn’t steal anyone’s beer or punch anyone. You saw it somewhere online. This is how you imagine your fantasies in your head. Hardly entertaining...

 

[Gary Goodson]

I think you made that story up. They would have called the police and you would be arrested. You didn’t steal anyone’s beer or punch anyone. You saw it somewhere online. This is how you imagine your fantasies in your head. Hardly entertaining...

You didn’t answer the question! You’ve already failed the test. But maybe, just maybe you can redeem yourself by answering 1 simple little question.



How many dix can you fit in your mouth at one time?

 

[rkymtnman]

You don't have an attorney

She doesn't even have a phone.

 

[cannabineer]

I never knew monkeys kidnapped kids. What do they do with them? Make them sell peanuts on a leash?

Much worse. The mirror of bushmeat

 

[rkymtnman]

How many dix can you fit in your mouth at one time?

I'm pretty sure All is the correct answer?

 

[shrxhky420]

You didn’t answer the question! You’ve already failed the test. But maybe, just maybe you can redeem yourself by answering 1 simple little question.



How many dix can you fit in your mouth at one time?

SH420

 

[Metasynth]

I think you made that story up. They would have called the police and you would be arrested. You didn’t steal anyone’s beer or punch anyone. You saw it somewhere online. This is how you imagine your fantasies in your head. Hardly entertaining...

Go away. Karen. Nobody likes you.

 

[cannabineer]

Go away. Karen. Nobody likes you.

Karen Godwin omg

 

[Dontjudgeme]

So I was at the corner store trying to buy beer and this kid comes running up to me while I’m in line. I didn’t know what this lil corona infected child was doing. So as he’s running up to me I rear back like a baseball pitcher and launch and full force punch right to this little mother fuckers throat!!! No fucks we’re giving just then.

His mother is on the other side of the store. I guess her maternal instincts kicked in because she comes running over to where I’m at. Keep in mind I’m still in bust a bitch I’m her face mode. So guess what I do?!

Take a guess, I’ll give you one...


ok, I’m still waiting Fuck face!

Yup, you guessed it, I punched her bitch ass in the throat too!

Now her and her corona ass kid are gasping for air because I throat punched both of them bitches. The fucking cashier is screaming and the customers are all in shock.

I felt like I had no choice but to just walk out that bitch and go home. Mind you, with the case of beer in my hand.

point of the story is, I got a free case of beer!

That was freaking hilarious.!!

 

[Heavysmoker86]

You didn’t answer the question! You’ve already failed the test. But maybe, just maybe you can redeem yourself by answering 1 simple little question.



How many dix can you fit in your mouth at one time?

not as many as your mom

 

[Metasynth]

not as many as your mom

 

[Gary Goodson]

not as many as your mom

Well I have you know, my mom is one of the top ranked sluts in this country! It would really be impressive if you could fit half as many dix in your mouth as she can.

 

[shrxhky420]

not as many as your mom

You know he's adopted.
Rumor has it he's your brother. Much better looking, way cooler, all the friends you wish you had, and way more penis.

Can you guess which one you are?



Yeah, the left over shit.

SH420

 

[srh88]

not as many as your mom

Get wrecked gary!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gary Goodson]

 

[Tangerine_]

"Pull my bed sheets over
take a look at my clock
what's that poking my shoulder?
Oh my God! It's my Cock!"

 

[shrxhky420]

"Pull my bed sheets over
take a look at my clock
what's that poking my shoulder?
Oh my God! It's my Cock!"

SH420

 

[srh88]

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It looks like the dudes about to push his buddy down a hill on one of those old elementary school finger crushers

 

[srh88]

You know he's adopted.
Rumor has it he's your brother. Much better looking, way cooler, all the friends you wish you had, and way more penis.

Can you guess which one you are?

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Yeah, the left over shit.

SH420

You talking about Danny devito? Apparently you don't know