Covid-19

[curious2garden]

As for longing for human contact I think we finally are getting a handle on just how horribly contagious dense populations are and how we need less contact. The pool noodles are passed among the vectors and become fomites. Great epidemiological thinking there.

Better fewer but better
-Lenin

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

As for longing for human contact I think we finally are getting a handle on just how horribly contagious dense populations are and how we need less contact. The pool noodles are passed among the vectors and become fomites. Great epidemiological thinking there.

Better fewer but better
-Lenin

Are people really longing for human contact? Weird.

I’m gonna social distance for the rest of eternity.

“Wanna come to my dinner party?!”

“Can’t. The rona.”

“But there’s been a vaccine for 6 years now. We haven’t seen a new case in 4 years”.

“Can’t. The rona.”

 

[curious2garden]

Are people really longing for human contact? Weird.

I’m gonna social distance for the rest of eternity.

“Wanna come to my dinner party?!”

“Can’t. The rona.”

“But there’s been a vaccine for 6 years now. We haven’t seen a new case in 4 years”.

“Can’t. The rona.”

Yeah, this virus has obsoleted, "Can't, washing my hair."

 

[Chunky Stool]

Are people really longing for human contact? Weird.

I’m gonna social distance for the rest of eternity.

“Wanna come to my dinner party?!”

“Can’t. The rona.”

“But there’s been a vaccine for 6 years now. We haven’t seen a new case in 4 years”.

“Can’t. The rona.”

Can't - gonna facetime with some friends online (pornhub).

 

[cannabineer]

Can't - gonna facetime with some friends online (pornhub).

Go away! ‘Batin’!

 

[curious2garden]

Researchers are learning to predict your chances of surviving COVID-19

The latest Speed Read,/speed-reads,,speed-reads, breaking news, comment, reviews and features from the experts at The Week

theweek.com

 

[JohnGlennsGarden]

Yeah, this virus has obsoleted, "Can't, washing my hair."

Replaced by: Can't, washing my facemask.

 

[curious2garden]

Risk Score for Development of Critical Illness in Patients With COVID-19

This cohort study examines the characteristics of patients admitted to the hospital with COVID-19 who will need admission to an intensive care unit, mechanical ventilation, or will die, and develops a COVID-19 risk score to predict outcomes.

jamanetwork.com

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I'm not paying $1.12 a roll for TP.

4 rolls of Scott Tissue at Giant Eagle, $4.49.
Fuck that.

I bought two cases since March, .75 a roll for this one and .63 a roll previously.

There's apparently a glut of industrial TP because of hotel, restaurant and industry shut downs and they can't sell it in stores. Saves me shopping cart space and money.

Thanks Amazon!

 

[curious2garden]

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I'm not paying $1.12 a roll for TP.

4 rolls of Scott Tissue at Giant Eagle, $4.49.
Fuck that.

I bought two cases since March, .75 a roll for this one and .63 a roll previously.

There's apparently a glut of industrial TP because of hotel, restaurant and industry shut downs and they can't sell it in stores. Saves me shopping cart space and money.

Thanks Amazon!

Could you have a talk with my asshole? It's addicted to that god damn Ultra Soft Charmin' and won't take no for an answer. It's currently at 100 rolls so I think it may stop ordering for awhile. But it's pretty damn stubborn.

 

[DarkWeb]

Could have a talk with my asshole? It's addicted to that god damn Ultra Soft Charmin' and won't take no for an answer. It's currently at 100 rolls so I think it may stop ordering for awhile. But it's pretty damn stubborn.

Anything less and you might as well just go with a scotchbrite.....

 

[greg nr]

Could you have a talk with my asshole? It's addicted to that god damn Ultra Soft Charmin' and won't take no for an answer. It's currently at 100 rolls so I think it may stop ordering for awhile. But it's pretty damn stubborn.

Well, I could, but that would require a lack of social distance and the possibilities of a long conversation.

 

[greg nr]

 

[cannabineer]

Anything less and you might as well just go with a scrotch-bite ...

Fify

 

[cannabineer]

Could you have a talk with my asshole? ~snip~

He’s home?

 

[ANC]

Here is a little music to cheer you up.

I just leave my facemask in the car on the front sill for the UV to toast.

 

[curious2garden]

He’s home?

Depends on how you define home.

 

[XtraGood]

Covid has got me thinking about going from 7 to 6 to get this painter's breathing mask on reasonably well. Maybe I should just get some sort of snorkel with filter, that probably won't scare anybody?


or will it...

 

[curious2garden]

Covid has got me thinking about going from 7 to 6 to get this painter's breathing mask on reasonably well. Maybe I should just get some sort of snorkel with filter, that probably won't scare anybody?

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or will it...
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Edited to add: If you go with that put on this first:

 

[XtraGood]

So I typed "cat hazmat" into google image search to grab a funny image...the internet has been busy, I picked this one, but there are more:

this is what i need to save my beard so yes please, one hazmat