As for longing for human contact I think we finally are getting a handle on just how horribly contagious dense populations are and how we need less contact. The pool noodles are passed among the vectors and become fomites. Great epidemiological thinking there.
Are people really longing for human contact? Weird.
Yeah, this virus has obsoleted, "Can't, washing my hair."
Can't - gonna facetime with some friends online (pornhub).
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Replaced by: Can't, washing my facemask.
Could you have a talk with my asshole? It's addicted to that god damn Ultra Soft Charmin' and won't take no for an answer. It's currently at 100 rolls so I think it may stop ordering for awhile. But it's pretty damn stubborn.
Well, I could, but that would require a lack of social distance and the possibilities of a long conversation.
FifyAnything less and you might as well just go with a scrotch-bite ...
He’s home?
Depends on how you define home.He’s home?
