........and getting old is getting old..........We did work a puzzle together for a bout an hour, but the only thing that got laid was the chickens.
Sorry Neo.
........and getting old is getting old..........We did work a puzzle together for a bout an hour, but the only thing that got laid was the chickens.
Sorry Neo.
Welcome. Yeah, anybody can fuck anybody else that they want. It just comes down to legality and morals and all that foofoo stuff.Yuo
Yup im new. I must not be too good at reading. Exactly zero ass. I guess after reading id suggest someone elses neighbor, cause the odds are better. But the jailtime in the title threw me. Worried about jailtime for that is pretty f'n greasy. The dick fireworks are too funny.
Wow, Can you write my eulogy?!!@neosapien is the stuff of legends.
He can find ass where the big-firm geologists have already planted the Fuckthisshit flag.
He is a National Treasure.
I will write you a urology worthy of 44Penis.Wow, Can you write my eulogy?!!
Edit. Use condoms. Always. You don't know where they been. SE Asia, Brazil etc.Buy a hot tub. Wine and dine. Get them tipsy.
Thank you for your very thoughtful input.THIS IS LIKE THE HILLS HAVE EYES SHIT, YOU ALL ARE GHEY
Sign them up for solicitors/useless itemsSo I have 3 sets of neighbors.
To my left are an older couple, who I don't want to fuck.
To my right is a younger couple (mid 30s) with a young daughter approximately 9 months older than mine. I don't want to fuck them either.
My problem neighbors are BEHIND my property BEHIND a wooden fence. I do want to fuck them. How can I fuck them and not go to jail? The obvious answer is roofie them and fuck them but I don't want the cops called on me. Please help and make me smile.
Reminds my of that youtube guy who loaned a glitterbomb parcel, and the guy never returned it. Think he made a video of his response. Along similar lines to what you suggested.Sign them up for solicitors/useless items
Reminds my of that youtube guy who loaned a glitterbomb parcel, and the guy never returned it. Think he made a video of his response. Along similar lines to what you suggested.
I cant find the video, but I think the guy loaned an experimental device out to someone. Apparently it was just a loaner, but never was returned. Months later, the thing called home with the gps flagged location. Bit of investigation, and it was same person he had originally loaned it to. Long short, he described some of the stuff he did as payback for non return. Signed them up for stuff etc. Making living at that address a miserable experience.The one who got tired of his packages being stolen that was good