largest land animal you can beat up with your bare hands.

DougBenson

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whats the biggest land animal you guys think you can beat up with your bare hands, and you can't make weapons? We were talking while high, concesus was pigs.
 

BayLegacy

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i wish you were actually doug benson...

anyways, i think a pig would even be a little difficult to beat up without any weapons.
animals have such a different muscle structure and have a much greater pain threshold.
 

DougBenson

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kill or for people into animal rights you beat up self defense. also the animal will be attacking back. so even if its a passive animal it would still be fighting ful force.
 

OGDANTON

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once while fishing off the coast of Yelapa, i caught a 90lb yellowfin tuna and it wouldnt quit flipping the hell around to i balled up my hand and punched the shit out of it till it stopped moving....
 
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PadawanBater

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once while fishing off the coast of Yelapa, i caught a 90lb yellowfin tuna and it wouldnt quit flipping the hell around to i balled up my hand and punched the shit out of it till it stopped moving....
ahaha! you punched a fish! that's awesome man!

I'd say a regular sized dog, but dogs are pretty good at attacking, even that might win. Pig might be a good choice, do they bite hard, do they have sharp teeth? ahahahaha! You're right this thread is pretty funny!
 

raeman1990

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i'd say a pig myabe, a boar or hog, i dont know.... dogs idk, they are fucking good at taking down people if its a decent sized dog.
 
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THseaman

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once while fishing off the coast of Yelapa, i caught a 90lb yellowfin tuna and it wouldnt quit flipping the hell around to i balled up my hand and punched the shit out of it till it stopped moving....
Obviously you're not a golfer...

Very little chance you could kill a wild pig with your bare hands doug. Those things are big, mean and aggressive! And to the guy who said cow, they weigh thousands of pounds. Yes, they are docile but when you are standing next to a full sized cow in an open field, they actually are a little intimidating! I'd say a Llama...
 

BayLegacy

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i'd say a pig myabe, a boar or hog, i dont know.... dogs idk, they are fucking good at taking down people if its a decent sized dog.
no way. boars would fuck you up.
have you ever watched videos of boar hunting?
they put up one hell of a fight.
and they have tusks.
no thanks.

Obviously you're not a golfer...

Very little chance you could kill a wild pig with your bare hands doug. Those things are big, mean and aggressive! And to the guy who said cow, they weigh thousands of pounds. Yes, they are docile but when you are standing next to a full sized cow in an open field, they actually are a little intimidating! I'd say a Llama...
maybe a baby llama. llama's are like small cows with longer necks.
and they have gnarly ass teeth.
they're like andean zebras.
and my 8th grade science teacher told me never to fuck with zebras.
 

tallanasty

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i'd say a pig myabe, a boar or hog, i dont know.... dogs idk, they are fucking good at taking down people if its a decent sized dog.
a boar? pretty sure you would die in about 2 minutes with just your hands.

id say a could take a goat. id just grab its horns and knee drop the shit out of it.
 

berbonber

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all these people saying pigs and boars would be fucked, pigs are really dangerous and boars are even worse could kill you easily

id take a deer if it didnt have its antlers
 
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