What did you accomplish today?
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manfredo
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This snake so ruined my day...I just went for a bike ride and my buddy was like "shut the fuck up already with the snake shit...the thing is probably long gone". Yeah, how do we KNOW he's gone, and more important how did he get in.
I have the worst luck...a few years ago, about this time of year a huge Iguana appeared, and he was mean. Someone must have dropped him off and the fucker was cold and wanted in. This is New York...we don't have wild iguanas. My nearest neighbor is like 500' away. Nooo idea. I tried to rescue it, had people come catch it, but they said it died..It had been in a fight with something or hit maybe. Yeah!! The guy who doesn't like reptiles!
I have the worst luck...a few years ago, about this time of year a huge Iguana appeared, and he was mean. Someone must have dropped him off and the fucker was cold and wanted in. This is New York...we don't have wild iguanas. My nearest neighbor is like 500' away. Nooo idea. I tried to rescue it, had people come catch it, but they said it died..It had been in a fight with something or hit maybe. Yeah!! The guy who doesn't like reptiles!
farmingfisherman
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I smoked some Big purple and watched the movie "Crawl". Yup 2 hours of my life I cannot ever get back.
sarahJane211
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Went walking in the jungle and encountered a few elephants .............. just take the banana, not my hand.
IndigenousAlien
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thanks for asking!
I was given the opportunity to help a good friend who just became fully disabled and he is struggling with not being able to walk AND being asked to leave his assisted living facility because he uses cannabis for pain. I won't go into all I did to help him because I believe if we tell too much about our good deeds, well, it kinda sounds more like bragging or perhaps taking credit for giving.... my mom told me once that the secret to loving who you are comes from giving and helping others. but she said the trick was to do so without them or anyone else knowing and then you never ever tell anyone... let me say this, if you are hungry, I am gonna feed you, if you are cold, I will help warm you, etc. all I ask is that you pass it on when you get the chance...
Whew,,,, I kinda got into that... thanks and peace
I was given the opportunity to help a good friend who just became fully disabled and he is struggling with not being able to walk AND being asked to leave his assisted living facility because he uses cannabis for pain. I won't go into all I did to help him because I believe if we tell too much about our good deeds, well, it kinda sounds more like bragging or perhaps taking credit for giving.... my mom told me once that the secret to loving who you are comes from giving and helping others. but she said the trick was to do so without them or anyone else knowing and then you never ever tell anyone... let me say this, if you are hungry, I am gonna feed you, if you are cold, I will help warm you, etc. all I ask is that you pass it on when you get the chance...
Whew,,,, I kinda got into that... thanks and peace
jerryb73
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You sound like me. Lol. Nothing worse than a snake
lokie
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Tube Snake is good for you!You sound like me. Lol. Nothing worse than a snake
If you know how to handle it.
DCcan
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Just call your local Pentecostal church, they will come get it for free.You sound like me. Lol. Nothing worse than a snake
You may have to embellish, tell them you smell brimstone and are coming to church for sure this time.
Singlemalt
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Good point, those snake dancers would jump on free snakes lol
Bareback
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I hate to bring this to your attention but snakes can swim...... and have no trouble coming through a sewer pipe.
DarkWeb
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manfredo
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Trying to cheer me up are you?? lol, well I put the snake stinky stuff in the "snake den", and left the access door open to outside so he can get out....but I put a sticky trap on the exit so if anything does come in or out, I'll know...and I sprinkled the deterrent all around the house, where I found 2 more small snake skins along the way. It's probably long gone, and I feel better that there was only 1 skin in there.
There was a really old guy that lived in the apartment next to mine.... he had a snake give birth behind his toilet, in his 2nd floor apartment. The snake was probably living in there for a while...and it was disgusting. I'm surprised his cats didn't kill it actually!
About the first time I see a snake IN my house, it won't be good. And trust me, I'm looking...lol
Hooked my new TV antenna up, and I get 10 channels just in the living room...Hopefully tomorrow I can mount it on the roof and maybe pick up a few more.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Within two weeks of moving into my Mojave manor, I found ( caught and released) these two unexpected guests.
Jimmyjonestoo
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how the hell y'all doin? Business is good and this baby eats up any free time after that. She's crazy "talkative" and starting to stand on her own. Gonna be walking any day now. Im fucked.
cannabineer
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Mama told a story when I supposedly wasn’t paying attention.
“You celebrate the first time your firstborn takes a step like it was a landmark in the ascent of man. The second one (me!) was like Oh that’s nixe. The third one you trip a few times to gain a coupla weeks of relative ease.”
+ Rep.
This is the way it's supposed to be.
BudmanTX
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Good of fashion cotton mouth swims, seen plenty of those in my area...
Not very nice either
Snakes = food in some cases
BudmanTX
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Been getting the scorpions not the snakes to much here.
Nice looking one btw with the snake
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
BudmanTX
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I'm in...I'll even bring the space tomatoes