My monster plant is flowering in July (help)

bam0813

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The bottom line is i don't feel like working 75 hours just because nys wants money. It's to the point that even though it's the law I feel the moral compass here is completely skewed and i'm in my right to come up with that through as lazy means possible, if you're picking up what i'm putting down. That's 75 hours i'm spending not fucking or on the pursuit of fuckage.
Try getting that kitty when your broke AF lol
 

shattascam

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Try getting that kitty when your broke AF lol
Meh. If I'm getting laid because I have a lot money in my bank account it probably isn't going to be a really good lay anyway. I don't want a girl to want me for my money and I'm running out of time. Money doesn't mean shit when you're an old man with a limp dick and nothing but regret over sex you didn't have
 

bam0813

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I wasnt saying gold digger or paying. Sure you can get it free,my point was more about keeping one or finding a keeper lol
 

shattascam

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I wasnt saying gold digger or paying. Sure you can get it free,my point was more about keeping one or finding a keeper lol
Oh I see. Yeah I'm less worried about long term right now and more so with making up for the decade of sex I missed. I'm 27 and I've had sex three times. That's a pretty serious problem and I'm gonna be in for a world of sorrow and hurt in a few years in my 30s when I realize those opportunities are gone and lost forever, unless I go forth now and succeed at fucking as much as is humanly possible
 

bam0813

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Im not getting it man (no pun intended)its seems to me like your begging and choosing. Your saying stuff like im old and out of time , im having issue with ED, not getting none, etc. but your looking for something special, good, meaningful. If i were you id lower my standards and be happier
 

bam0813

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Bro your 27 working 75 hrs, if you just need to bang your brains out and dont care about long term just order an escort who cares they gotta eat too lol
 

shattascam

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Bro your 27 working 75 hrs, if you just need to bang your brains out and dont care about long term just order an escort who cares they gotta eat too lol
No my guy the 75 hours is what I would hypothetically need to work to pay the goddamn fine by small dick greedy government agencies who want money. I refuse to waste my precious time doing that.

Down the road I want something meaningful but it's a mistake to get into a serious relationship without sexual experience so I just want to fuck. And I have zero interest in prostitutes because it defeats the point. I've only succeeded if girls actually want to fuck me just because they want to fuck me.
 

bam0813

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I dont agree with that logic,paying the feds yes but not the serious relationship ship part. There's way more to a relationship than how good in the sac you are. Thats something you work on together if its serious. Have you not ever been to a carnival, flea market, walmart,the beach bro EVERYONE can find a partner lmao. Maybe its the intimacy of a real relationship you lack. Dont take it wrong bro but i think its your negativity, self loathing and lack of confidence thats turning them away and may even be responsible for some of your issues with your best friend than your looks, bank or lack of experience
 

shattascam

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Got a shit ton of heavy hail and wind and shit last night the only thing that saved it was the supports and shit i put in place. Not sure why some of the pistil hairs are turning brown/orange any ideas?









 
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Buddernugs

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Excessive moisture,excessive cold, excessive wind, wide temperature fluctuations, and just stress in general will all cause that….. that’s why most people in New York run auto flowers outside or short flowering strains….. New York weather is fucking shitty one of the many reasons I moved out of that communist fucking state….. everything is a fucking racket there everything…….and the fucking scumbag who runs it don’t get me started on that asshole…….
 

shattascam

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Excessive moisture,excessive cold, excessive wind, wide temperature fluctuations, and just stress in general will all cause that….. that’s why most people in New York run auto flowers outside or short flowering strains….. New York weather is fucking shitty one of the many reasons I moved out of that communist fucking state….. everything is a fucking racket there everything…….and the fucking scumbag who runs it don’t get me started on that asshole…….
So it's fucked and i might as well torch it? Or not. I have no idea what i'm looking at.

Don't gotta tell me that, i have to dish out $900 to NYS because of weed. In other words, absolutely no good reason other than that they want money
 
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Buddernugs

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When it comes to New York State specifically anything that involves massive amounts of profit they already have or are working to corner that and then once they do that they said they’re fucking goon squad a.k.a. the ATF basically telling people we can make as much as this shit as we want…… and so can you as long as we get our cut if you try to make it without us getting our cut we’re gonna kick your door down and shoot your fucking dog
 

shattascam

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When it comes to New York State specifically anything that involves massive amounts of profit they already have or are working to corner that and then once they do that they said they’re fucking goon squad a.k.a. the ATF basically telling people we can make as much as this shit as we want…… and so can you as long as we get our cut if you try to make it without us getting our cut we’re gonna kick your door down and shoot your fucking dog
Yeah, well they're getting 0% cut of what i be growin and i take pride in doing it behind their back. I tell you man if i knew how to practice voodoo i would put a curse on them who prosecuted me. Leprosy or some shit, or the cop who roughed me around in court wakes up and he doesn't have a cock anymore.

I don’t think your fucked……just keep any eye on her is all
It hailed like a motherfucker last night i'm just glad it didn't rip her to shreds. The wind is becoming an issue too as she's 6 feet but i'm tying it off to the center pole. Also just put in a net today to help with the wind whipping her around

 

Nubiewithboobies

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Yeah, well they're getting 0% cut of what i be growin and i take pride in doing it behind their back. I tell you man if i knew how to practice voodoo i would put a curse on them who prosecuted me. Leprosy or some shit, or the cop who roughed me around in court wakes up and he doesn't have a cock anymore.


It hailed like a motherfucker last night i'm just glad it didn't rip her to shreds. The wind is becoming an issue too as she's 6 feet but i'm tying it off to the center pole. Also just put in a net today to help with the wind whipping her around

How many preflower or flowers ya got on her?
 

JakeBakeADK

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Excessive moisture,excessive cold, excessive wind, wide temperature fluctuations, and just stress in general will all cause that….. that’s why most people in New York run auto flowers outside or short flowering strains….. New York weather is fucking shitty one of the many reasons I moved out of that communist fucking state….. everything is a fucking racket there everything…….and the fucking scumbag who runs it don’t get me started on that asshole…….
Most people in Ny run autos? Didn’t know you had that kind of information I’ve been growing monster plants in the southern Adirondack mountains for ten years man, no problems if you know how to grow. Just sayin ✌ But for real man Cuomo is a literal walking pile of dog shit.
 

shattascam

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Most people in Ny run autos? Didn’t know you had that kind of information I’ve been growing monster plants in the southern Adirondack mountains for ten years man, no problems if you know how to grow. Just sayin ✌ But for real man Cuomo is a literal walking pile of dog shit.
I heard autos yield less quantity and less potency, if that's true I'm glad mine isn't an auto, fuck i can be patient if it's gonna be worth it. But I don't know if it's true, that might have been years ago and they've come up with better strains in the lab
 

Nubiewithboobies

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Yeah, well they're getting 0% cut of what i be growin and i take pride in doing it behind their back. I tell you man if i knew how to practice voodoo i would put a curse on them who prosecuted me. Leprosy or some shit, or the cop who roughed me around in court wakes up and he doesn't have a cock anymore.


It hailed like a motherfucker last night i'm just glad it didn't rip her to shreds. The wind is becoming an issue too as she's 6 feet but i'm tying it off to the center pole. Also just put in a net today to help with the wind whipping her around

How many preflower or flowers ya got on her?
These are the main bud sites but there still some more hidden inside the plant that aren't pictured. She has 9-10 shoots so at the very least 9-10 stalks of buds. Gonna pull the net soon and try to get my hands on some of that wire fencing stuff



























The last picture makes it look like a goddamn bush!!!!!! It's an auto, right? How many grows have you done? From what I've observed, with mine, my flowers are blocked by large typical cannabis leaves in a way that seems like it's gonna shade it too much and not be we
 
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