Elons Little Plan

[Bagginski]

I think Elon has lost quite a bit of credibility. He did prove people wrong and get his car company off the ground eventually, they had serious issues since Elon can't really run a business, but cars finally did start rolling off the line and they made a bunch of money. That was quite a while ago and he has been a jackass since.

Elon is a venture capitalist who hires smart people. The world has given him credit for what those smart people do rather than being the person that brought them together, and he has taken that to heart.

I just imagine him walking into a lab, smoking weed in the stupidest looking manner possible, smacking test tubes together yelling "this is how you science!" at people and walking out smug as hell.

Capitalism in a nutcase

 

[captainmorgan]

Has anyone checked to see if the pervert was a regular guest of Epstein?

 

[Rurumo]

Elon is a dork, it's almost physically painful to watch him try to be like Trump. I think he set this whole sexual harassment suit up to get him street cred with the Republicans.

 

[Justin-case]

Has anyone checked to see if the pervert was a regular guest of Epstein?

I can picture the brochure now...

" Tired of grown women laughing at your little dick? At Epstein island the girls are littler than your little dick, so you'll have little to worry about"

 

[captainmorgan]

 

[waterproof808]

Elon Musk donated to the Republican Party on January 7, 2021.

Donor Lookup

www.opensecrets.org

he's been donating to the GOP since 2018

 

[captainmorgan]

 

[captainmorgan]

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@WayneBHay: To all those out there that believe Elon Musk is a stand up guy and Tesla is a great company, I have a story to tell. Believe this story or not, I don't care. I worked...

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[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Damn , Elon has some sort of birthmark or tattoo on his penis. Very clever. So much for trying the sexual harassment shit. Lol

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Finally he get to use Elongate as a scandal name for the sexual harassment claim. Priceless.

 

[HGCC]

He does strike me as the kind of guy to try and name his own scandal.

If only we had all gotten on board when he started calling himself Scorpion this whole situation could have been avoided.

 

[captainmorgan]

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no I won't have sex with you, and why does your penis have a tattoo on it that says"SPA"??
ELON MUSK: it was supposed to say "SPACEX" but they ran out of room.

 

[captainmorgan]

Larry Ellison, is one of the biggest investors in Elon Musk’s bid to buy Twitter, joined a call in November of 2020 which was focused on challenging Biden’s win and overturning the election.

 

[Ozumoz66]

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

He does strike me as the kind of guy to try and name his own scandal.

If only we had all gotten on board when he started calling himself Scorpion this whole situation could have been avoided.

 

[Bad Karma]

View attachment 5136504

Beat me to it by 8 minutes.
Well done, sir.

 

[HGCC]

I almost went there, didn't want to besmirch a good man like hank Scorpio.

 

[captainmorgan]

"Why is Elon Musk doubling down on his penis? Markets are notoriously skittish about growth falling short of expectations."

 

[captainmorgan]

Another Major Tesla Recall Announced As Musk Destroys Brand

In May, Tesla has repeatedly been forced to issue recalls. On May 10, 129,960 electric cars were recalled due to an overheating infotainment system. On Friday, another recall was announced, this time for nearly a half a million cars made by Tesla for a host of new safety issues. Tesla recalls...

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[PJ Diaz]

he's been donating to the GOP since 2018

Democrats too. In fact he gave more money to Hillary in 2015 than the GOP in 2021.