Taught a young guy looking barely 18 to start his newly purchased car. So this guy walks up to me and my wife while I park my car, asking me if I got jumping cables. I tell him I have, but I can't use my car for that (for irrelevant reasons..), but we can push him to start the car. While we walk to his small car, he thanks me and tells me he knows nothing about cars. I know a thing or two but also bought plenty of cars with weak batteries this time of year, they don't always make it home. Which is nerving no matter the price of the car. He goes in his car, I ask him if he did this before. He hadn't. So I give him instructions and we start pushing. Car won't roll. You still got your handbrake on I ask. He checks, lowers it completely, we try again. Roll a few yards, he releases clutch, way too soon. He says his steering wheel won't move anymore and I'm like ok, I see what's going on. I get in the car, turn the ignition key completely, unlock the steering wheel and start the car. Guy happy but surprised it started so easily, so he asks what I did. I ask him, kid, how long do you have your driver's license? He laughs and replies: "1 week sir". We shake hands and he drives off, without his headlights on till I stopped him again.
Best thing is I was wearing my red hoodie with white lining which combined with my silver beard makes me look like an urban Santa on his night off.