Confessions

[neosapien]

So…. I had a bucket list accomplishment last night. But I had to morally bankrupt myself to achieve it. I feel both awesome and terrible at the same time. Here goes… my super hot high school English teacher from 20+ years ago coincidentally got my name a few weeks back and needed help with her pool. After no one would help her. Because it's a pos and needs like 20k worth of work. So I said I would help on the condition that if I get her and her kids swimming, she has to fulfil my fantasy and get butt naked for me. So I finished the job last night and she got butt naked for me in her living room. I didn't touch her but still feel like I cheated. But I'm never going to tell my wife LOL. But that's my confession.

 

[. The Outdoorsman .]

So…. I had a bucket list accomplishment last night. But I had to morally bankrupt myself to achieve it. I feel both awesome and terrible at the same time. Here goes… my super hot high school English teacher from 20+ years ago coincidentally got my name a few weeks back and needed help with her pool. After no one would help her. Because it's a pos and needs like 20k worth of work. So I said I would help on the condition that if I get her and her kids swimming, she has to fulfil my fantasy and get butt naked for me. So I finished the job last night and she got butt naked for me in her living room. I didn't touch her but still feel like I cheated. But I'm never going to tell my wife LOL. But that's my confession.

20 hail mary's and 100 pushups. Go in peace.

 

[Oldguyrealy]

due to statue of limitations and a person or two knowing me here in real life I cannot participate.

I had sex in a church once.

Just once?

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I broke into a museum when I was drunk and stole a hat

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I was never caught and still have the hat

 

[. The Outdoorsman .]

I broke into a museum when I was drunk and stole a hat

Do you still have the hat? Did your blue malawi cichlids mate? Is that small pickup a 3 speed? Keep any of your bikes? Golly gee we have a lot in common. Anyway im drinking drambouie out a sperm whales tooth

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Do you still have the hat? Did your blue malawi cichlids mate? Is that small pickup a 3 speed? Keep any of your bikes? Golly gee we have a lot in common. Anyway im drinking drambouie out a sperm whales tooth

A bit Salty? ~ So I've heard ~

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Do you still have the hat? Did your blue malawi cichlids mate? Is that small pickup a 3 speed? Keep any of your bikes? Golly gee we have a lot in common. Anyway im drinking drambouie out a sperm whales tooth

1: Yes
2: Yes, but the female didn't hold to term
3: it has an automatic and a 2.6L 4-banger with 101K
4: I still have my '83 GPz550 (which I rode yesterday), and my '74 Suzuki GT250 which needs an inner crank seal
5: it's "Drambuie"

 

[Bareback]

When I was 8 years ago, my 8 year old neighbor and I broke into the scout house. We didn’t steal anything or do any damage, three weeks later the police had me down at the station for questioning. They saying that a whole bunch of stuff was missing or destroyed and I denied it, after a couple of hours they mentioned it was last weekend and I said “ no it was three weeks ago “ ….. damn it ….I got in trouble for almost nothing…. almost nothing. Turned out that my neighbor told his brothers and they went back.

 

[Mericat]

 

[Sir Napsalot]

The bones of one's closet skeletons are sometimes best left undisturbed

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

The bones of one's closet skeletons are sometimes best left undisturbed

True that.
There's something to be said for growing up before surveillance systems are everywhere.

 

[kinetic]

Just once?

Yea, apparently the police don't like you fornicating like demons on on the stairs to the altar.

 

[PopAndSonGrows]

When I was 4, i saw this stupid little Japanese toy at the store that had candy in it. I asked Mom if I could get it, she mumbled some shit that I took as a "yes". She saw me eating the candy in the car---i thought she bought it! She made me take it back in and apologize

 

[PopAndSonGrows]

I worked at a hotel. Used to sell rooms for $90 and whenever ppl paid cash, I'd use a coupon we advertised for $49.99 and I'd pocket the balance . That employer used to cut me a separate check for OT hours to avoid paying time & a half, so this was my compensation

 

[JulesW]

I confess I definitely won't get prostate cancer.

Frequent ejaculation may be linked to decreased risk of prostate cancer - PMC

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I used to change the price tags on bottles of expensive wine

 

[Oldguyrealy]

I confess I definitely won't get prostate cancer.

Frequent ejaculation may be linked to decreased risk of prostate cancer - PMC

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Yeah Right!

 

[Antidote Man]

I once went to NYC with my favorite lady, Aunt Jemima, and left her sloppy, wet, sticky, thick pancake syrup lovin' all over the subway walkways and drizzled over about two dozens expensive ass cars, and when I was done, I threw her away like an empty container, and that bitch didn't even call and leave me nasty messages on my phone!

 

[Gemtree]

I worked at a hotel. Used to sell rooms for $90 and whenever ppl paid cash, I'd use a coupon we advertised for $49.99 and I'd pocket the balance . That employer used to cut me a separate check for OT hours to avoid paying time & a half, so this was my compensation

That reminded of my first job at Burger King. I figured out you could take a dime from people’s change and they never notice but can notice a quarter. Would take a dime from every cash order (pretty much all in the 90s) and write a hash mark for each one then cash out a dollar when I got to 10. Would make 30-40 bucks a shift just off dimes lol