MisterMicro
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The Perfect pick up line. I wish i got that one more often.
Funny and stupid pick up lines
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Johnnyorganic
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Although such an approach would work on me, I sincerely doubt it would work for me.
Unless my goal was to see how many times I could get my face slapped in one evening.
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, you should see a guy's face light up when you say it.
You just haven't met the right girls,lol.
northeastern lights
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Hey stoney....... Umm..... Wanna fuck? Lol
lemonjellow
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wrong !! its all about that sweet candy wagon of yours.lolI want your body, but I'll settle for your number
Of course, this might only work cuz I'm a girl...
lemonjellow
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that must get awsome results!
Stoney McFried
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Sure!
Yeah, it's only ever been unsuccessful once...and that was because his house was being built and he was staying at a friend's.(he said) Coulda been he just didn't like me.Oh well, can't win 'em all,lol.
northeastern lights
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Sure!
Yeah, it's only ever been unsuccessful once...and that was because his house was being built and he was staying at a friend's.(he said) Coulda been he just didn't like me.Oh well, can't win 'em all,lol.
Lol Stoney your a hot shit. Glad to see you.
Stoney McFried
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LOL, sometimes I feel like a warmed-over turd.
Lol Stoney your a hot shit. Glad to see you.
stinkbudd1
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your at a bar and you notice a nice young lady not wearing a watch, you walk up:
you:excuse me miss do you have the time?
her im sorry but i dont!
you: well, maybe you can find the time later...
you:excuse me miss do you have the time?
her im sorry but i dont!
you: well, maybe you can find the time later...