Yo man, I never said YOU actually did it, I was just referencing your comment is all. Relax.
The more you post the more it seems like your superiors are a bunch of assholes. Your manager obviously has OCD or something, because it sounds like he really doesn't need to get on your ass for some of the shit he does. I dunno bro, your never gonna get what your asking for, so you might as well suck it up and deal. It sucks, I know, but you control your destiny. Don't like it, send out apps and wait for a call.
All I can picture reading this whole thread is Brad working the burger joint in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
"Sir if you don't relax I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!" LOL