JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

[CrackerJax]

I think I could be a movie star.... if I could get out of this place.

Black jack plz with coffee.... black.

 

[bigbrew]

Excuse me Johnny....where might I find the vaporizer, my lungs hurt from the second hand smoke cloud I inhaled on the way in here. Volcano or Silver Surfer please if u gottem.

Also, what would the fee be to have crystal pack and operate the vape for me while I lay back? I know its greedy and narcissistic but she looks like she knows how to make a guy feel appreciated...lol!

Any Super Lemon Haze in stock? That with a slice of the blueberry cheesecake would be divine. Any chance Crystal could feed me the cheesecake? Just asking.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

I think I could be a movie star.... if I could get out of this place.

Black jack plz with coffee.... black.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his coffee and BlackJack.

 

[CrackerJax]

Johnny, can you sing me a melody? I'm not really sure how it goes.....


The BJ...... errr... the BLACK JACK was great!!!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

The BJ...... errr... the BLACK JACK was great!!!

*Wikid walks in on the wrong part of THAT conversation*



Can I get a hot chocolate?

And I was just wondering...what are the sizes in JohnnyO's Coffeeshop? Small, medium, and large or tall, grande, venti? First time I went into a Starbucks they pissed me off with that shit.

 

[CrackerJax]

*Wikid walks in on the wrong part of THAT conversation*

what are the sizes in JohnnyO's Coffeeshop? Small, medium, and large or tall, grande, venti?

Speaking of freudian slips....

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

lol, that wasn't any slip, that was a deliberate question

 

[CrackerJax]

Eggamuffin

 

[bigbrew]

So I take it thats a no on getting fed by Crystal?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

She only works when JohnnyO's around to make her work

 

[CrackerJax]

I knew a girl named Zirconia once. Her parents wanted to name her Diamond, ... but they didn't have a lot of money.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I knew a girl who named her twins Hennessy and Alize

 

[cph]

I didn't know you were a comedian!!

I worked with a guy named Rocky Rhodes. His dad wanted too but his mom wouldn't let him name the brother and sister, Dusty and Sandy!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Damn it! Every time that troll comes around, the only active threads become his trolling threads! And I'm trying to behave myself and NOT feed the troll....

*Wikid hides out in the coffee shop*

 

[Boneman]

Shit!! I dont even know what to say. Holy crappola JO, what was that shit bro?

 

[Johnnyorganic]

It's all good folks. Just a minor kerfuffle. Sit back and enjoy yourselves.

Any sumbitches come in here will have the Posse to deal with. And I have my trusty bat behind the counter.

<Organic pulls a blunt out of his pocket as big around as a "C" cell battery, lights it with with a Zippo lighter, takes a mighty pull, and passes it around.> From my Private Reserve.

Crystal! Music please. <The Beach Boys sing Help Me Rhonda>

 

[k-town]

What up Johny! I'll take a puff of that.

<Takes a mighty puff and feels lungs as full as possible then passes it around>

 

[cph]

I'll hit that!! What do you call this wonder of nature that you have shared with us?

*fills lungs to maximum capacity and passes it off*

 

[Johnnyorganic]

A little of the local from my most secretive and eccentric grower. I only get it once a year and he won't tell me what it is beyond "A little side project I'm working on." At this stage, I can't get enough to put on the menu and it is very expensive.

<Organic glances around at the little reefer men cavorting around his coffeeshop, darting from couch to table to counter>

Did'ya see that? They look like barefooted, green, smurfs!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I'll hit that!! What do you call this wonder of nature that you have shared with us?

*fills lungs to maximum capacity and passes it off*

*Wikid follows cph back in*

You're right, it's safer in here.