Atheism

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CrackerJax said:
heheh.... I have mentioned this before.

What if aliens did show up ... and THEY had a book. THE book. A BETTER book.... :lol:
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Can you imagine the looks of horror on their faces if they pre-judged based on our books and then witnessed human nature?

If it were me I would wipe the face of earth, poor some fertilizers on it, and bounce thinking I cleaned up a mess.

:lol:HA HA HA HA:lol:
 
The very best you could hope for....and I do mean the very best is .... that their book IS better than ours. If it is LIKE ours....they will kill every one of us.
 
CrackerJax said:
The very best you could hope for....and I do mean the very best is .... that their book IS better than ours. If it is LIKE ours....they will kill every one of us.
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I have a sense of humor so I hope that they wrote it as a joke and are laughing their asses off right now!
 
CrackerJax said:
To be Christian or Muslim is to be a cultist.
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Yup.

Stoney McFried said:
I like the word cunt.:bigjoint:
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My first step mother used it when extreme emphasis was needed...usually in traffic...and usually as "ignorant cunt!"...Dumb cunt is nice too:lol:

CrackerJax said:
First off, after 1700 posts or so.... it's called multiquote.
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No shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10 damn pages of bickering that cant even be followed if you wanted too!...about 7 or 8 posts worth reading in 100!

:leaf::peace::leaf:
 
PadawanBater said:
What do you guys think the implication would be if we discovered other species who believed in Gods?
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If aliens visited Earth, they would most likely try to communicate with the species here that has the most complex language. How surprised would we be when they start talking to whales? :hump:
 
How fitting... this was emailed to me on my birthday. I got a kick out of it. :bigjoint:


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Well,you know if he was real, he'd have totally been getting it on with Mary Magdelene. My mom was bitching about that the other day, when my 12 year old said, "Jesus CHRIST!" She told her to watch her mouth, and I proceeded to inform her that it's not a cuss word,because he didn't exist. It would be the equivalent of yelling,"Invisible man!" She didn't like that too much, because the fear still runs deep in her.
Katatawnic said:
:shock: Oh Stoney, that is sooo bad! :clap: My mom would have a heart attack for sure, and she's not even really all that religious! :lol:
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Stoney McFried said:
Well,you know if he was real, he'd have totally been getting it on with Mary Magdelene. My mom was bitching about that the other day, when my 12 year old said, "Jesus CHRIST!" She told her to watch her mouth, and I proceeded to inform her that it's not a cuss word,because he didn't exist. It would be the equivalent of yelling,"Invisible man!" She didn't like that too much, because the fear still runs deep in her.
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My grandmother slapped my mom hard across the face for saying that once, and she was Jewish! :lol: But she was from a generation in which good little ladies were seen but not heard, and certainly never heard saying disrespectable things. I've never said it around my mom (actually, I rarely ever say it), solely out of respect for her personal beliefs.

I always though it rather funny, though. People can say, "Oh, GOD!" and that's OK. But to say "Jesus Christ!" is taboo. Go figure.

You know, when I was a kid, long before I'd heard of Graham and assertions of others about musings of an intimate relationship between Jesus and Mary Magdalene, I pictured her being his "girlfriend" from the Bible Story kids' series. He may have never been depicted as married, but he wasn't a eunuch either. Even to a little girl's mind, their devotion to each other just seemed rather romantic. A way my parents would have behaved toward each other.
 
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