You know your too stoned when.......

stonerbean said:
lol... yep yep that'd be me...
and thank ya.... :)
i debated for a long time whether i should put my real pic up or not.. i seem to be the only one... figures tho. lol im the odd one.
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Yeah thats the only reason why I asked for nude pics:mrgreen:
 
You know your too stoned when, you wake up at 600am and smoke a joint outta the bong, in Tahoe for a powder day, shovel out your driveway, load all your gear into the truck, drive 40 mins to alpine meadows while smoking many bowls with the buddies, (reg 5 mins when not 4 feet of snow one the ground) being one of the first people in the parking lot on one of the best powder days of the season, realizing i took my gloves off after i was done shoveling and didnt bring em', needless to say i shreaded for 3 hours with no gloves, my hands were bright red.. ahh those were the days
 
Lensta said:
You know your too stoned when, you wake up at 600am and smoke a joint outta the bong, in Tahoe for a powder day, shovel out your driveway, load all your gear into the truck, drive 40 mins to alpine meadows while smoking many bowls with the buddies, (reg 5 mins when not 4 feet of snow one the ground) being one of the first people in the parking lot on one of the best powder days of the season, realizing i took my gloves off after i was done shoveling and didnt bring em', needless to say i shreaded for 3 hours with no gloves, my hands were bright red.. ahh those were the days
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I went skiing one day... packed everything... drove 2 hours... only to realize I left my skis and boots :(
 
I dont rememeber if I was a heavy smoker than... I dont rememeber what happen afterword... so chances are god I was :)
 
when you roll into the mceedees drivethrough at 1 AM and order a shit ton of food only to wait 20 minutes for them to serve it to you, when you look in the bag the napkins are rolled up like joints with the straws inside of them... the late night drive through guys think they are funny, I mean it was pretty obvious we were blazed but still...
 
you know your too stoned when you eat 2 double doubles two french fries and a chocolate shake from In n Out, Im so full that I cant move
 
you know you are too stoned when you order and pay at the drive thru and then just drive away. Having to stop turn around and go inside to get your food
 
dankie said:
you know you are too stoned when you order and pay at the drive thru and then just drive away. Having to stop turn around and go inside to get your food
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Haha I did that. But there was nobody behind me so I just threw it in reverse. Still it was embarassing.
 
You know you are too stoned when you fill a bowl, go to sleep, wake up and you have to check your calender to make sure Santa isn't loading your bong.

True story.
 
You know you're too stoned when you get behind the wheel of your car and can't find the fucking gas pedal.
 
you know your stoned when you get into a fight because you think he stole your lighter, but then you throw your lighter, which you were holding, at him. then when someone asks what you threw you say without any hesitation "my lighter" and continue argue about who stole your lighter
 
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