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sambo020482

sambo020482

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ne1 got nefing nice for lunch im fecking starved been up since 6 n only ada bacon roll n that was 5hrs ago im wasteing away lol all 15st of me lol
 
W Dragon

W Dragon

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sambo020482 said:
ne1 got nefing nice for lunch im fecking starved been up since 6 n only ada bacon roll n that was 5hrs ago im wasteing away lol all 15st of me lol
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lol better watch that figure mate starvation is only a missed meal away lmao i weighed myself the other day come in at 14 1/2st another couple of stone and i'm going on a diet lol waiting on the misses to come home and do my fry up shouldn't be long now hopefully lol
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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hahahahaha, i eat EVERYTHING. and yet i have never in my life been able to hit that 11 stone mark :( the past 5 days have been fun.kfc every day to start with, and then just an ungodly amount of fat, namely in the form of hertz frankfertas and milano salami :lol:

was up unti 5 drinking bud last ngiht and then up at 10, i'm a bit screw faced, got to get out in an hour to get off and do some scrambling on a new bike
 
dura72

dura72

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pmsl, ive just started a diet today, me and my girl, im only bout a stone overweight at 13 1/2 but i've developed a little pot belly. its not so much a diet as more planned eating schedule coz i get up at 8am and dont eat for maybe 5 hours, just survive on cigs and coffee but at nite i dont have my main meal till 10 pm and i just eat shit from then on; crisps, chocolate, munchies etc. got a docs appointment for ant abuse pills to keep me off the booze and champix to stop me smoking. i decided the other day thats me off EVERYTHING until i pay all my debts off ( bout 4 or 5 grand i think). ive been paying a gym membership every fuckin month and only very occasionally goin 4 a sauna. my laziness only started a couple of years ago when i passed my driving test, b4 that i was doing mau thai kickboxing and shotto kan karate, i was fit as fuck even though i was heavily drinking but now when i go fishing im fuckin outta breath walking a few hundred yards with all my gear. need to become the lean, mean, shagging machine i was in my youth again.
I remember when snap crackle pop was the sound my breakfast made, now it's the sound of my body.
 
dura72

dura72

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My wife said to me, "you need to start doing things for yourself, if I suddenly died today, how would you cope tomorrow?"

I said, "not very well, I'd be very hungover".
 
dura72

dura72

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This girl in a bikini stopped me to ask directions. I just kept saying to myself, "Don't stare at her tits, don't stare at her tits."
Then she said, "Don't stare at whose tits?"
 
dura72

dura72

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Just had some fat munter congratulate me for joining alcoholics anonymous.

Oh fuck, so that's what she really looks like..
 
dura72

dura72

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FAT BIRD RODEO. This is a great game to play whilst out with the lads. Start by finding the widest female in the bar and ask if she would like a dance. When on the dance floor wrap your arms around her and whisper something like 'you smell like chips' or 'did you put that skirt on with a boomerang'. Then its all about how long you can hold on, yee haa.
 
BU5T4

BU5T4

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dura72 said:
FAT BIRD RODEO. This is a great game to play whilst out with the lads. Start by finding the widest female in the bar and ask if she would like a dance. When on the dance floor wrap your arms around her and whisper something like 'you smell like chips' or 'did you put that skirt on with a boomerang'. Then its all about how long you can hold on, yee haa.
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LMFAO love it. Thats like playing the bucking bronco. Wrap your hand round her hair when you have her doggy style and whisper in her ear that you shagged her sister and hold on for the greatest ride ever.
 
sambo020482

sambo020482

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dura72 said:
FAT BIRD RODEO. This is a great game to play whilst out with the lads. Start by finding the widest female in the bar and ask if she would like a dance. When on the dance floor wrap your arms around her and whisper something like 'you smell like chips' or 'did you put that skirt on with a boomerang'. Then its all about how long you can hold on, yee haa.
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lmfao!
lololol
 
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Angelwitch

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Hi this is my first ever post just joined so be gentle with me. lol

i am on my first grow which is a 60 day wonder (currently day 30).

planted seed straight into 8" pot on windowsill for a couple of weeks then got 150w cfl 1 blue spec and 1 red. (currently under the red with a fan blowing on plant)

soil is john innes no 2 from wilkinsons mixed with perlite.

im just getting started and gradually buying stuff a bit at a time. so this first grow is a bit of a trial run.

anyway ive gone and bought pk 13/14 and tomatorite but not really used them.

gonna stick with autos for a while till more confident.

so my questions are 1. do i need a micro nutrient solution and if so what do i get?
2. are tomatorite and pk 13/14 ok for veg and bloom?
3. do i need secondary nutes if so what do i get?

there is so much info out there and a million different solutions to buy i am so confused.
can someone please help me simplify things?

thanks for reading i know i ramble. lol. (well i am a girl)​
 
rasclot

rasclot

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Angelwitch said:
Hi this is my first ever post just joined so be gentle with me. lol

i am on my first grow which is a 60 day wonder (currently day 30).

planted seed straight into 8" pot on windowsill for a couple of weeks then got 150w cfl 1 blue spec and 1 red. (currently under the red with a fan blowing on plant)

soil is john innes no 2 from wilkinsons mixed with perlite.

im just getting started and gradually buying stuff a bit at a time. so this first grow is a bit of a trial run.

anyway ive gone and bought pk 13/14 and tomatorite but not really used them.

gonna stick with autos for a while till more confident.

so my questions are 1. do i need a micro nutrient solution and if so what do i get?
2. are tomatorite and pk 13/14 ok for veg and bloom?
3. do i need secondary nutes if so what do i get?

there is so much info out there and a million different solutions to buy i am so confused.
can someone please help me simplify things?

thanks for reading i know i ramble. lol. (well i am a girl)​
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welcome to riu
pk 13/14 i use 3 weeks before harvest for 1 week i wouldn use it through out the whole grow not sure about tomatorite if ur on a budget get sum bio grow and bio bloom from ur local hydro shop.
 
dura72

dura72

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Angelwitch said:
Hi this is my first ever post just joined so be gentle with me. lol

i use bio bloom and bio grow ( bout £10 a litre for each, enuff to do 6 plants from start to finish, and still have sum bio grow left) i average about 4 oz per plant under (usually) 600 watt hps.
these nutes are all u need right now, but like rasclot said use the pk about halfway thru your flower cycle. get a little tin of black treacle(mollasses) and add i tblspoon per gallon of water/feed when u begin flowering(use a cup of boiling water to dissolve it from the spoon and add it to ur water/feed), thats all you need, dont get sucked in by salesman bullshit at this point of your growing carreer you really dont need it .make ur sefl a little carbon dioxide bubbler,(2 litre coke bottle with a hole drilled in the top, 1 teaspoon of yeast, 5 of sugar , 1 pint of water(shake the fuck out of it, .........put finger over hole (trust me it happens!! forget about shit like that too bloody often), sit it next to the plant.
invest in as big a light as you can afford, dependant on what you'd like to grow in the future. lights are the single most important aspect although u must remember that the bigger the light the more heat you get and thats got to be taken into consideration

any other info just ask, im an old school organic soil grower so if thats the road you wanna go feel free to ask me.​
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Jester88

Jester88

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hmmm
how do you fit four blonds on a chair???
.....................turn it upside down...

bad joke my father used to say..
what do women and typewriters have in common??
.....................you have to punch information into both of them...

these should not be viewed in a racial way people they are supposed to be said in a nice way lol. im not racist in fact the first one was told to me by a friend of mine who is black.
what do you call a black woman that pulls her flaps over her head....
.....................a red back

what do you call an aboriginal that's been in the freezer for two weeks??
.....................stiff shit

what did the aborigional get for his birthday??
.....................my bike

what do you call a bunch of women piled on top of each other??
.....................a block of flaps

how can you tell when a blond has been using a computer??
....................theres whiteout all over the screen when shes finished

11 blonds and a brunette went out rock climbing one day and are dangling off a cliff by a piece of rope that wont hold.... the brunette says some people are gonna have to let go or well all die....after some time passed and nobody letting go the brunette thinks fuck it and gives a touching speech on how shes going to sacrifice herself for the sake of everyone else. all the blonds clapped :clap:
 
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