It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

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iblazethatkush

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ya like me i was trying to make this day work out for me, like i was going to ask out my friend and she was like sick all day or something,,,,fucking sucks....this day ended up sucking so mary J was my date tonight, GET BLUNTED!
Getting sick. That bitch, She probably just had a date with someone else. J/K:mrgreen:

I had a good day yesterday. I'm just not going to listen to the propaganda that you have to have somebody on that day. I'll get another girlfriend. But, so what if I don't have right now? What so special about this particular day that you need to have somebody? Nawww I mean? Fuck that, I had a good day by damn self:blsmoke::joint:
 

Pizzzh

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Thats one good thing about getting old,after a point getting laid isnt so important,not that i dont like it or cant get a raging hard on but it's been knocked down on the check list of important things to do today.

A couple weeks ago my wife was hinting around like she wanted to fuk so i asked her,she hem hawed around saying "sure if you do".I was like hmmmm.....Yeah i do but do you,we decided to have some ice cream & watch green acres on tv instead :mrgreen:
i rather have sex anyday than watch green acres
 

iblazethatkush

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Thats one good thing about getting old,after a point getting laid isnt so important,not that i dont like it or cant get a raging hard on but it's been knocked down on the check list of important things to do today.

A couple weeks ago my wife was hinting around like she wanted to fuk so i asked her,she hem hawed around saying "sure if you do".I was like hmmmm.....Yeah i do but do you,we decided to have some ice cream & watch green acres on tv instead :mrgreen:
Dude, how did I miss this? You're funny as hell panhead:mrgreen: LMAO How old are you? Green acres and Ice cream doesn't sound like a lot of fun I got to tell ya.
 

Pizzzh

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i mean sometimes you dont wanna have sex you would roll over and watch green acres(maybe not green acres) and go to sleep. But my mind always catches me and is like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN... Wake up and get some ass you have a cock for a reason hahah
 

kayasgarden

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i sell sex toys and love sex with men and woman but i just also see the other side of it, kids and life can sometimes make you want to just relaxe sex can be alot of work if you do it right
 

Pizzzh

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i sell sex toys and love sex with men and woman but i just also see the other side of it, kids and life can sometimes make you want to just relaxe sex can be alot of work if you do it right
yea your right.. I get what you guys are saying i was just messin :)
as i get older the less and less i seem to care<<<That bothers me a little tho. I remeber when i was a kid and it was never enough
 

iblazethatkush

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i sell sex toys and love sex with men and woman but i just also see the other side of it, kids and life can sometimes make you want to just relaxe sex can be alot of work if you do it right
You should holla at me then. I'll give you like a couple 10-12 pumps, but I don[t mean no sissy ass pumps. 10 good pumps and then it's over. Not too much work at all:mrgreen: Then you still got time to watch green acre.:blsmoke:
 

panhead

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Dude, how did I miss this? You're funny as hell panhead:mrgreen: LMAO How old are you? Green acres and Ice cream doesn't sound like a lot of fun I got to tell ya.
Old enough to be a father to some & a grandpa to others .

When you get older everything in life is about choices,ya cant have it all,you end up thinking, Hmmm.................Do i want some pussy ?..................It's only 7pm, i know if i fuk i'll be drooling all over myself, sleeping like a baby as soon as im done,is that 6 minutes really worth blowing my whole night over ?
 
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