How Long Can You Keep a Turtle Head?

[ChubbySoap]

it's all fun and games until you get attached....

"good god! as thick as my wrist! ....HONEY! COME LOOK AT THIS!
...i shall name him George"

....then it'll be like trying to flush away your own son...

don't do it!

 

[medicalmaryjane]

GO FIND A TOILET. what are you waiting for?

 

[BL0TT0]

[video=youtube;paXgaRiqWWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paXgaRiqWWM[/video]

DAWWWW! hot hot hot hothot!!!

 

[Medical Grade]

phew, nothing like a hitting the bowl for the first time of the day... pun intended..

 

[dannyboy602]

I once was constipated ( it's the perks) for four days when it came out it must have been 30 ft long. It was like a mr softy poo
It came all up above the water line by mb 2" haha what have I become? I'm reduced to talking about shit

 

[LostReefSponger]

guys, quit shit talking each other. See what i did there, i made a funny about poo!

 

[TigerClock]

When i gotta shit...i gotta fuckin shit.

 

[april]

What a shitty thread, lmfao see i did it 2

 

[bryon209]

Ummm This thread stinks!!!

 

[Devildog93]

I hear a whole bunch of assholes talkin shit

 

[april]

I hear a whole bunch of assholes talkin shit

U win, that was brilliant my friend

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

how long before fdd shuts it down?? i give it another 20 mins....

That guy's going to have been gone close to a month soon my friend.

 

[sebastopolian]

hope u shit by now...otherwise u may have some serious issues! but i think u may have issues any how! LOL

U might need some spray & wash for your undies!!! We Should call u skiddz!!!

 

[bryon209]

Chipotle away for the win!!

 

[Devildog93]

U win, that was brilliant my friend

LOL.....sweet, what do I win ?

A rainbow muffin ???? Kinda hungry

 

[see4]

Nothing like poo to bring us together. Funny how shit talking is the friendliest thread yet.

Poo Update: I did make a giant poo. But it was a lot less eventful than I was hoping. It more or less flowed out of my asshole rather than the explosion I was really hoping for. I will be sure to take a photo of my next explosive case.

 

[Gadaffiduck]

Nothing like poo to bring us together. Funny how shit talking is the friendliest thread yet.

Poo Update: I did make a giant poo. But it was a lot less eventful than I was hoping. It more or less flowed out of my asshole rather than the explosion I was really hoping for. I will be sure to take a photo of my next explosive case.

Too bad.
I woke up early this morning and everything.
maybe we can turn this thread into a competition?

 

[Winter Woman]

Butt Drugs


[video=youtube;YwCVdYFKWt4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwCVdYFKWt4[/video]

 

[Chomps]

Why did I just sing part of the butt drugs song to my dog? My mind is like a magnet for crappy songs.... I better not catch myself doing it again or its my ass.

Ok too much

 

[timeismoney1]

I think shit just hit the fan