Redrum
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I once made that mistake.. and then promptly got my happy ass back to TexasI once decided on a whim to move to Arizona and now I'm leaving from Michigan to go there in August
I Once.
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nowstopwhining
Too many brownies
I once was in a band, we had played a few shows at some local venues and everythign was great. Great until I hooked up with the guitarists and the singers Gf's at the same time. Their names were Kari and savannah, weeeellll we were all hangin out at Karis house and everyone left. I get a call from Kari and she says her and savannah are bored and they want me to come back. I go back and start hangng out. We all start drinking and get really drunk. Next thing you know we are all makin out half naked and goin crazy. We get bored of that after a little while and decide to go to this other girls house. We get to the girls house and I find out her mom is a huge crack monster (whole house stunk like crack smoke) now im hooking up with three chicks at once in some fucking crack house in the middle of a trailer park drunk off my ass. I end up passin out there in bed with all three chicks. Wake up the next morning have no clue what the fuck was goin on but clothes are everywhere. I later found out I was even messin around with the one girls older sister so thats 4 chicks in one night.
I was mighty proud until my friends/bandmates found out. I got a prompt beatdown. Unfortunately I did not learn my lesson because it was completely worth it. I had one of the greatest nights of my entire life and only got a few bruises and a bloody lip nothign serious.
Being in a band was fucking great. I have allll kinds of stories to tell from back then. So after this shit happened I got into another band with my buddy and we both got kicked out because he was accused of stealing money......
I would have posted this in here a while ago but I was afraid my girlfriend would read it....she hates hearing of my sexual exploits. hahaha
I was mighty proud until my friends/bandmates found out. I got a prompt beatdown. Unfortunately I did not learn my lesson because it was completely worth it. I had one of the greatest nights of my entire life and only got a few bruises and a bloody lip nothign serious.
Being in a band was fucking great. I have allll kinds of stories to tell from back then. So after this shit happened I got into another band with my buddy and we both got kicked out because he was accused of stealing money......
I would have posted this in here a while ago but I was afraid my girlfriend would read it....she hates hearing of my sexual exploits. hahaha
LION~of~ZION
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I once went to sign divorce papers in 10 degree F weather. Saved a kitten trapped outside freezing to death in a courthouse trash can. I was sad over the divorce(we were together 15 years) but happy to save the cats life. It was a bitter sweet day...that cat wouldnt leave my side
I once broke my neck severely in two places in a bad car accident, The doctors said I would never walk again and most likely never use my arms normally again. My response was "Bullshit!" LOL...I proved them wrong bigtime (they were shocked)
I once broke my neck severely in two places in a bad car accident, The doctors said I would never walk again and most likely never use my arms normally again. My response was "Bullshit!" LOL...I proved them wrong bigtime (they were shocked)
jamiemichelle
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You are an asshole lol.
I once was really drunk one night with my cousin and friend. We were driving back from the club. (There was a DD so I was not driving btw.) So we pull over to get gas and there was some crack head blonde hooker lady with track marks up and down both arms crying to me that she just escaped from a rehab of some sort... she said she needed a ride. I dont know I guess I was blind to what was going on cuz I told her to hop in the back seat. It was my car?! Lol. My cousin jumped out and said she wasnt going anywhere with that lady and to make her get out. So both of them are yelling at me like Im crazy and I start crying my eyes out and after beggin and pleading with no results I finally had to ask her to get out. Then I stood there and embraced her crying for about 5 minutes. I was wasted.
Bamm Bamm
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LOL...I tell those people to leave me alone.Crackheads are scray and unpredictable plus usually have crackhead pimps following them around. Im just to used to them all the time begging... Every once in a great while I'll give them some change but there just going to use it for another fix.. They need to get jobs to pay for their habits like we do=) LOL
Lacy
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I once............... went to a persons house to pick up some weed. I knew this guy for a very long time and had some tupe of trust with him. When I went over this day, he said he wanted me to try something.
It was crack
and I had no idea. 
It did feel real different and oddly strange but when I then went over the next time to get my weed he was osmehow surprised that I wanted weed. He asked what I wanted and I have never gone over there for anything BUT weed. 
I think he was trying to get me hooked or something so I never went back.
I once ..........at the end of a shift stayed late and everyone started to party. The booze came out, and the coke came out. I'd never done coke but everyone told me I would be ok.
I ended up being edmitted into the hospital (without my consent)and stayed for 5 days.
It totally sucked!!!!!!!!!
It was crack
and I had no idea. It did feel real different and oddly strange but when I then went over the next time to get my weed he was osmehow surprised that I wanted weed. He asked what I wanted and I have never gone over there for anything BUT weed. I think he was trying to get me hooked or something so I never went back.I once ..........at the end of a shift stayed late and everyone started to party. The booze came out, and the coke came out. I'd never done coke but everyone told me I would be ok.
I ended up being edmitted into the hospital (without my consent)and stayed for 5 days.
It totally sucked!!!!!!!!!
JohnnyBravo
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I once fucked my Buddies wife on their living room couch after he went to bed...She was crazy, You could see the bedroom door from the couch. If he would have got up for a drink, he would have opened the bedroom door to his wife riding on top of me....What a rush....what a shitty thing I did
Lacy
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I once...............went over to pick up some weed from the same guy that I mentioned earlier and was asked if I would look after his dogs while he was gone away camping. He said that the first 5 days his best friend was going to look after them so not to worry. He had one black shepherd cross which had puppies. Noramlly I wouldn't have done it but I did.
When I went into the house I was devastated and horrified with the conditions. His best friend obviously hadn't come over at all so these dogs were cooped up in a basement room for 5 days with only food and water the 1st. I won't go into the details of what I found and had to clean up but I was VERY VERY upset.
I never told the owner what happened BUT when I saw his best friend, it took everything in me to hold myself back from literally beating the shit out of him. The outrage I felt is beyond explanation. Don't get me wrong; I'm not a butch chick by any means, BUT I know, without a doubt, that I would have done some serious damage.
When I went into the house I was devastated and horrified with the conditions. His best friend obviously hadn't come over at all so these dogs were cooped up in a basement room for 5 days with only food and water the 1st. I won't go into the details of what I found and had to clean up but I was VERY VERY upset.
I never told the owner what happened BUT when I saw his best friend, it took everything in me to hold myself back from literally beating the shit out of him. The outrage I felt is beyond explanation. Don't get me wrong; I'm not a butch chick by any means, BUT I know, without a doubt, that I would have done some serious damage.
bwinn27
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thats fucking wrong and you should have slapped him. thank god for people like you lacy.I once...............went over to pick up some weed from the same guy that I mentioned earlier and was asked if I would look after his dogs while he was gone away camping. He said that the first 5 days his best friend was going to look after them so not to worry. He had one black shepherd cross which had puppies. Noramlly I wouldn't have done it but I did.
When I went into the house I was devastated and horrified with the conditions. His best friend obviously hadn't come over at all so these dogs were cooped up in a basement room for 5 days with only food and water the 1st. I won't go into the details of what I found and had to clean up but I was VERY VERY upset.
I never told the owner what happened BUT when I saw his best friend, it took everything in me to hold myself back from literally beating the shit out of him. The outrage I felt is beyond explanation. Don't get me wrong; I'm not a butch chick by any means, BUT I know, without a doubt, that I would have done some serious damage.
JomoAndTheSmoothies
Active Member
I once skipped class and while walking home seen an old guy stuck in the snow, I helped him out, turned out to be a veteran of Korea, he gave me a gram.
I once took acid with some buddies and while standing in a parking lot got surrounded by three fat guys because they thought we were going through cars, I told them to fuck off then hauled ass outta there.
I once saw a 400 pound man arguing with his wife eat a foot long sub in one bite, completely out of anger.
I once read 573 posts and thought how strange and interesting people are.
I once took acid with some buddies and while standing in a parking lot got surrounded by three fat guys because they thought we were going through cars, I told them to fuck off then hauled ass outta there.
I once saw a 400 pound man arguing with his wife eat a foot long sub in one bite, completely out of anger.
I once read 573 posts and thought how strange and interesting people are.
JohnnyBravo
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I once had 40 or so people show up for a party at my house. During the party I was Doggy Stylin this chick in my room when, the bedroom door opened....I didn't turn to see who it was and figured they would realize their mistake and shut the door...So, I continue fucking this chick for about 20 seconds and realize that this person isn't shutting the door and I'm starting to think to myself "Ok Buddy, You've Seen enough of the BravoShow". I turn my head back to see my girlfriend standin there, who was supposed to be out of town...DOH!!!
jamiemichelle
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I once accidently forwarded a nasty picture of me w spunk on my ass to my Grandma. Her name was Marie and I meant to click on the name Mike...I was high when I sent it and until she replied with "What is this some sick dirty joke?" I didnt even know I sent it. I didnt speak to her for several months because I was so embarrassed. She finally sent me a letter that said someone probably hacked in my email and I shouldnt be ashamed...we talk regularly through email again but I always double check before I hit send.
bongspit
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you wouldn't happen to have any copies of that picture would???
Lacy
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Lacy
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I once....oh come on.. more than once thought Mr. Bong was a perv 
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you wouldn't happen to have any copies of that picture would???