Revenge worthy?

CannaChameleon

Active Member
some of these responses are pretty funny. seriously though, any prank shit you do to them will not end well. it will be funny for a few days until you realize that THEY actually do have faith in the justice system.

if it was me i'd take them to small claims, but i'm a person who legit filed a claim over a pair of socks on pure principle (no fists, it was a good friend. got the fucker to buy me a new pair though, no court. it was a fucking 12 dollar pair of socks. cost me 15 to file the claim but i still feel like i won lol).

to me, principle is everything. just the facts that it will go on record that they are slimy cunts and you'll get your money should be all the motivation you need.
While im sure they do have faith in the justice system Total head, I can assure you taht they wouldnt after seeing me in court. I was summoned to majistrates court on two occassions last month and defended myself in both. On both occassions I got off on a well thought through technicality and a nice smile to the prosecutor. It would be easier in this instance, seeing as I mainly communicated with them via email and have them all saved. Here in the UK even verbal contracts can be upheld in majistrates court so long as there is some substantiation. I simply cannot be arsed with the whole process, it would be months before the initial hearing and I want this over with plus theres always the chance that they could call the landlord as a witness and could make up all kinds of allegations and get the backing of the court. It could go either way, which is partly what i meant by I have no faith in the system. Its notoriously bad... otherwise I wouldnt have got off my two motoring offenses last month and wouldnt be persecuted for smoking weed. I would rather not expend the effort in getting myself muddled up in the system and forego the hundred odd pounds.
 

SunnyHours

Well-Known Member
I have to agree with Leyley22 on this one...make them feel bad for what they did...not the "can't get the car I wanted" thing something a lot more serious...say you lost your job and that you are really struggling with the payments and would really appreciate if they could pay you back...after all people say Women are emotional so maybe that'll get your point across?
 

leyley22

Active Member
I have to agree with Leyley22 on this one...make them feel bad for what they did...not the "can't get the car I wanted" thing something a lot more serious...say you lost your job and that you are really struggling with the payments and would really appreciate if they could pay you back...after all people say Women are emotional so maybe that'll get your point across?
ooh thats a good one! reverse psychology really works on women, believe me I am one, and it would eat me aliiveeee after hearing something like that.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
ooh thats a good one! reverse psychology really works on women, believe me I am one, and it would eat me aliiveeee after hearing something like that.
Leyley, you seem nice. Many of the women I've known would look at such a plea and smirk. Simple Schadenfreude. cn
 

CannaChameleon

Active Member
these women are neither logical or compassionate, i tried getting a bit of sympathy by explaining that i had paid £300 odd over what the landlord gave me and that I was only asking them for less than £150 between them, 'something i could really use at this point in time' but i just got some abuse in response and the overall impression that they arent gunna pay up. I have a feeling the world would run smoother if everyone were like you leyley :)
 

tharoomman

Well-Known Member
Hi All,
Ive got a bit of predicament on my hands and i thought id open it up to public discussion. Here goes... I lived in a shared house with 6 other people most of last year, I was the first to move in and was pretty desperate to get on the internet so I arranged it all, getting a decent TV package (even though I dont watch TV) and the best internet package available (50 meg considering there were so many of us). The landlord gave me a couple of hundred pounds towards the internet and we agreed to pay the rest. I argued that the landlord had broken the tenancy agreement we had mid way through the year and after a brief row with him I moved out. At this point the others asked me how much they owed me and I wasnt quite sure, considering I was paying monthly and was pretty stoned for the duration... I said leave it until the end of the year and Ill divide the total between us (generous, considering I was moving out after about 6 months, I couldnt put the internet contract into anyone elses name otherwise we would have had to start another 9/12 month contract). I didnt have much more to do with those people until they asked me to extend the contract for an extra month as some of them were staying a little longer, I did this, extending the 12 month contract and paying a cancellation fee. I then sent them the total - the landlords contribution and didnt even include the cancellation fee etc. They responded by saying that after I moved out they were hassled by the landlord etc etc and I shouldnt have moved out (something they were happy with at the time), they then said that they never agreed to pay that much etc etc (£25 each) I met with one of them today and He gave me the money up front saying Id been fair about it, the remaining 5 housemates (all girls incidently) are refusing to pay the £25 I requested, even though the real total would be more like £35. They are all really bitchy and have since bloacked me on facebook etc. after a long row, lasting months and involving me going to the bank and requesting all the statements for that period. It is apparent that they are refusing to pay it.
This is turning into a bit of a rant so ill cut it short, they are being totally unreasonable and each owe me £25 at the very least. I told them they didnt need to pay it right away and they could pay me whenever they could as long as they acknowledge that they owe it to me, no response and its been months now, I just want it resolved.

So essentially Im not too fussed about the money but the principle counts, I told them if i didnt hear back from them in the next week we would have to resolve this in some other way, Im thinking that as long as I have £25 worth of fun at each of their expenses then Ill be happy, this leads me to methods of revenge... suggestions are welcome but keep in mind theyre all girls in their late 20s, I was thinking about releasing rats into their new houses (I dont think any have moved too far away) but on reflection that seems bit silly.
IMO revenge is not worth it most of the time. Consider it a lesson from life and move on. The past is a bad place to stay.
 

leyley22

Active Member
these women are neither logical or compassionate, i tried getting a bit of sympathy by explaining that i had paid £300 odd over what the landlord gave me and that I was only asking them for less than £150 between them, 'something i could really use at this point in time' but i just got some abuse in response and the overall impression that they arent gunna pay up. I have a feeling the world would run smoother if everyone were like you leyley :)
Me too! haha ;)
 

stak

Well-Known Member
The butter thing is good, Canna'meleon!
You're knocking memories loose here ... one thing our brave German car-show hosts tried was putting some motor oil into the windshield washer ... and they then proclaimed it a huge no-no. The oil plus rain formed an opaque goop that made driving really dangerous.

So I was wondering what might go in the windshield washer reservoir that would create an "intermediate" effect.
A pack of ketchup? Hmmm...
Some chicken broth? After a month, the windshield washer res would look like some twisted primitive aquarium, eeww.
Then I hit upon it.
A bottle of the nastiest cheapest perfume available. a(Since we're talking about women here ... the cheeziest men's cologne ... ) In the windshield washer fluid. The car will stink like an Albanian whorehouse after that first spray&wipe. And not too damaging ... cn

ooooohhh, what about a fish fertilizer? something like fish emulsions would stink so bad. you could water it down just a tad and then it's not dark enough or thick enough like the oil that it would cause major vision problems. oh man that's a horrible stink. and if they had their windows open when they ran the wipers then some sprinkles will end up in the car and on their arms too if the wind is just right.
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
You understand that YOUR IP Address as well as the MAC Address of your network card are recorded don't you? That may come back to haunt you.
I wasn't trying to hide anything...I just never wanted a FB accout to begin with, but I knew that was how to get to them by letting everyone know what he did...I wanted everyone to read it,they know where I live, it goes way deeper than that...I wish more than anything he would show his face on my property...but this is for another thread.....I was just sying, at the time, with drunk help from others, we Face booked him a new ass and shared it with all his contacts....if you knew the details, it was quite brillant acually. I ruined him...and everyone read what a scum sucking,devil nut swallowing, ass licking,goat fucking,herpie eating,excuse for a human he was...including all his clients at work, his wife,and any friends or family he may have had left. He fucked with my kids first...I put him in the sewer.And I bragged about it...I wasn't hiding, I was proud!

Revenge rules
 

dirtyho1968

Well-Known Member
Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.
Trust an old fart.....Just walk away and chalk it up to one of lifes more important lessons. Especially with women....chicks are vengefull in ways we men can never understand....nor should we lol.

You'll thank me someday dude lol
AMEN.
 

stak

Well-Known Member
I wasn't trying to hide anything...I just never wanted a FB accout to begin with, but I knew that was how to get to them by letting everyone know what he did...I wanted everyone to read it,they know where I live, it goes way deeper than that...I wish more than anything he would show his face on my property...but this is for another thread.....I was just sying, at the time, with drunk help from others, we Face booked him a new ass and shared it with all his contacts....if you knew the details, it was quite brillant acually. I ruined him...and everyone read what a scum sucking,devil nut swallowing, ass licking,goat fucking,herpie eating,excuse for a human he was...including all his clients at work, his wife,and any friends or family he may have had left. He fucked with my kids first...I put him in the sewer.And I bragged about it...I wasn't hiding, I was proud!

Revenge rules
raising kids that can't take care of themselves? awesome.
 

sso

Well-Known Member
guys, always had the option of beating someone or ganging up on them. creative thought was rarely required.

women not having that option for the most part.

have had millennia to learn how to become creative, in such matters (revenge) (they usually go for the balls (in some way or another)
 

Don Gin and Ton

Well-Known Member
have to say all these posts about leave it and lessen learned are total bullshit. you QUITTERS. this is about line in the sand time, why should he let himself be screwed over by some chicks ?! er no fuckin good reason that's why. you think big business lets people off with even $1 do they shit. they split the debt recovered 50/50 with debt collectors who hound the individual.

maybe i'm a chauvinistic pig but imo women are not the fairer sex nor are they the dominant species. (exceptions to the rule aside) read between the lines.
 

buddha webb

New Member
Im back in blighty in April,,give me £100 and i will smash there fuckin doors in and spray there heads with bleach so they never leave the house again...in fact ill do it for £75 cos its April and weather aint to bad.......B
 

buddha webb

New Member
I actually meant HAIR with bleach,but heads is cool too!

Im back in blighty in April,,give me £100 and i will smash there fuckin doors in and spray there heads with bleach so they never leave the house again...in fact ill do it for £75 cos its April and weather aint to bad.......B
 

buddha webb

New Member
I knew you would get that one Don Gin and Ton!.....I was born in Liverpool,(calm down calm down,i rob cars and im funny,) moved to the Wirral,then moved Holland,Spain,Australia,and finally my favourite Asia.....I have mellowed,i have no merseyside accent,im buddhist....but i believe thieving bitches should have bleach hurled at there hair dos and heads..........And whats more important,your seeds will be here in a month!!!.Do my best,so you have a birthday special pressie from Laos!.....B
 

buddha webb

New Member
I knew youd get that one Don Gin and Ton,
Well i was born in Liverpool,moved on in my mid twenties to Holland1yr ,Spain2yr,Australia 6yrs and Asia 7 yrs,that beloved Merseyside accent has gone,,but when i go home it does re apear slightly....Im Atheist with Bhuddist leanings.I believe in one God less than others........Heres what my old Spanish friend says about his atheism........"For my plants and garden are beautifull enough without fairies" nice.
How igot onto religion i dont know.....just harvested my World of seeds Wild Thai,,its a similiar plant to the Laos,the Laos plants have foot long colas and 10 inch buds,long strong and stringy,not thick bud structure,fairly airy buds more than most Sativa,and when harvest and cured the Laos goes very tea brown trichs,and just makes ya produce mental designs and technological advanced automated systems that would change tha world....but you then forget them,and thinka chicken,fried.
 
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