Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[RavenMochi]

I should start a Thread
Starring all op Revisions
But I'm Paranoid

your paranoia,
is well founded, mine is worse,
see pm message

even these short notes,
follow the rules of haiku,
our brains have been washed.

 

[cannabineer]

Suspicious nature's
Both boon and curse. So ... am I
paranoid enough?
cn

 

[tyler.durden]

Suspicious nature's
Both boon and curse. So ... am I
paranoid enough?
cn

You're a Big, Bold Bear!
You Share your grow journal here
White Bear has Big Balls...

 

[tyler.durden]

your paranoia,
is well founded, mine is worse,
see pm message

even these short notes,
follow the rules of haiku,
our brains have been washed.

Thanks for the Heads up!
Better Safe than Sorry, Bird
I may Grow a pair...

 

[RavenMochi]

fear not, we'll prevail!
always stay a step ahead,
of those that track us.

 

[RavenMochi]

Suspicious nature's
Both boon and curse. So ... am I
paranoid enough?
cn

NOT NEARLY ENOUGH! *gasps!!* (gasp is not a word, does not count to my seven, I say in haiku )
where is the bears foil hat?!
they can read you brain!!

 

[cannabineer]

They are welcome to
read my brain. It's richer fare
than Celebs dot com.

Checkout-line mags are
filled with reasons that zombies
Would die of hunger...

Yes, I post grow pics.
Friends, family , career ... dust.
I have nowt to lose.

Many prayers I've
whispered, shouted, silent sobbed ...
still Death won't take me.
cn

 

[RavenMochi]

fret not polar bear,
cant hide in cave forever,
you have to go hunt.

 

[tyler.durden]

Happy Holidaze!
The Fat Red Man is coming
My Gun is Loaded...

 

[Metasynth]

Triumphant Return
Hello my pretty children...
Did you all miss me?

By the way, Tyler
If you shoot jolly St. Nick...
Who will bring us gifts?

 

[RavenMochi]

Triumphant Return
Hello my pretty children...
Did you all miss me?

By the way, Tyler
If you shoot jolly St. Nick...
Who will bring us gifts?

Mary Jane will bring,
the presents hung in her tree,
if you treat her right

 

[tyler.durden]

Triumphant Return
Hello my pretty children...
Did you all miss me?

By the way, Tyler
If you shoot jolly St. Nick...
Who will bring us gifts?

Metasynth is Back!
Trees, the only Gift you need
Trees made out of Weed...

 

[tyler.durden]

Mary Jane will bring,
the presents hung in her tree,
if you treat her right

Right! Oh, Christmas Tree
How Lovely are thy Big Nugs!
Christmas Ornaments...

 

[RavenMochi]

oh my fucking god,
I just had taste of madshack
I have a mother

fucking taste is great!
can't wait to taste from her clones
Will love it long time

 

[eye exaggerate]

oh my fucking god,
I just had taste of madshack
I have a mother

fucking taste is great!
can't wait to taste from her clones
Will love it long time

Hey Raven Mochi!
Glad to hear you are closer
She sounds so sweet man

 

[RavenMochi]

Hey Raven Mochi!
Glad to hear you are closer
She sounds so sweet man

she has come so far,
since the small clipping she was,
she is low maintenance.

me love it long time,
will keep her through the ages
how have you been eye?

 

[eye exaggerate]

she has come so far,
since the small clipping she was,
she is low maintenance.

me love it long time,
will keep her through the ages
how have you been eye?

Like I always say...
Good enough to keep going
...life good for you too?

Chopped my two offspring
...was a good couple of weeks!
Now I wait again...

 

[tyler.durden]

Like I always say...
Good enough to keep going
...life good for you too?

Chopped my two offspring
...was a good couple of weeks!
Now I wait again...

Evaporation
Now, Don't Cry while they dry, Eye
You'll smoke their corpses...

 

[cannabineer]

Weed, applewood close
The circle: my meat smokes one;
other smokes my meat.
cn

 

[cannabineer]

I've been a naughty one.
So why does my sock not hold
a lump of cola?