I'm about 2 take a shit

Total Head

Total Head

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shitting threads are so damn popular around here...

i think everyone is repressed from not being allowed to discuss shitting in "real life" and we all have a lot to say on the subject online.

ohmy did you really shit your couch? :o :cuss: :sad:


i've shit my pants, but never my couch. i don't allow naked sitting in my house (yes, it has come up). sometimes you have butt juice and that's just not cool. like a combo of sweaty crack and just a touch of leaky anus. even if it's just pussy juice. i don't care how great the puss is, she's not sitting that thing on my recliner. maybe if it was leather or something that could be wiped clean easily...
 
AltarNation

AltarNation

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wayno30 said:
u telln me all that crazy shit he does is fake?
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It's fake in the sense that it's staged. It's like "the Real World" it's a set up. He has a crew following him around, and he's never in any real danger because they can always save his ass. He's a dramatic actor, nothing more. Sure, he does some 'fear factor-esque' shit, but he's making a lot more money than those contestants do, and he's not doing it to survive. he's PROOOBABLY eating a PB&J off camera afterwards.

Survivorman on the other hand, is his own camera man, and literally goes solo out into extremely desolate climates and puts his life at great risk in order to make his show...

Gryllis may do some crazy shit, but it's just not as real when the threat of imminent death is not hanging over his head. He's like a soap opera actor in my book.
 
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Gyroscope

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Question : Why is a turd tapered at the end ?
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Answer > So your asshole doesn't slam shut !!!
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
This is just hardcore. Imagine taking 8 oz Robitussin Max Strength, 12 Benadryl, a water glass of Smirnoff ... and some Ex-Lax. Don't try this at home. Professional driver on closed course.
hardcore.
cn

[video=youtube;1dF2ZLq7oBk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dF2ZLq7oBk[/video]
 
rifk

rifk

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You know when you're taking a shit and that cold, dirty water splashes on your ass? Nasty.
That's why I never piss beforehand.
 
Beansly

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
CinnamonGirl said:
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:mrgreen:

It's known that bear grylls is a stunt man (which is probably why he finds it necessary to sky-dive where ever he goes), but if you think any of these guys on TV have any real chance at dying, you're crazy. Bear was also in the special Forces so that kinda automatically qualifies him as a badass...
I think they're both badass, how about that? :lol:
What I like about Bear is his child-like approach to being out in the wild. They whole time your watching him it looks like he's just a kid playing. Everything he does, even eating bugs, is done with a child-like wonder and amazement. That and he shows you what to do in a worse-case-senario like when he'll fall into a crevasse in an iceberg, or jump into a pit of quick-sand.
....holy crap....
I think i just realized I'd go gay for Bear Grylls ((o_O))
I'm gonna go punch someone and lift something heavy.....
 
doc111

doc111

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AltarNation said:
It's fake in the sense that it's staged. It's like "the Real World" it's a set up. He has a crew following him around, and he's never in any real danger because they can always save his ass. He's a dramatic actor, nothing more. Sure, he does some 'fear factor-esque' shit, but he's making a lot more money than those contestants do, and he's not doing it to survive. he's PROOOBABLY eating a PB&J off camera afterwards.

Survivorman on the other hand, is his own camera man, and literally goes solo out into extremely desolate climates and puts his life at great risk in order to make his show...

Gryllis may do some crazy shit, but it's just not as real when the threat of imminent death is not hanging over his head. He's like a soap opera actor in my book.
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You DO realize that even Les Stroud (Survivorman) has a 'Safety Crew' with him as well. They are usually pretty close by............just in case.;-)
 
doc111

doc111

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Beansly said:
:mrgreen:It's known that bear grylls is a stunt man (which is probably why he finds it necessary to sky-dive where ever he goes), but if you think any of these guys on TV have any real chance at dying, you're crazy. Bear was also in the special Forces so that kinda automatically qualifies him as a badass...I think they're both badass, how about that? :lol:What I like about Bear is his child-like approach to being out in the wild. They whole time your watching him it looks like he's just a kid playing. Everything he does, even eating bugs, is done with a child-like wonder and amazement. That and he shows you what to do in a worse-case-senario like when he'll fall into a crevasse in an iceberg, or jump into a pit of quick-sand.....holy crap....I think i just realized I'd go gay for Bear Grylls ((o_O))I'm gonna go punch someone and lift something heavy.....
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Some interesting facts about Bear Grylls:

Military serviceAfter leaving school, Grylls considered joining the Indian Army and spent a few months hiking in the Himalayan mountains of Sikkim and West Bengal, Assam. He then briefly attended the University of the West of England where he was a member of the Officer Training Corps. In March 1997, he joined the British Army and after passing on his second attempt United Kingdom Special Forces Selection (where he claims he was one of four to have passed out of his group of 180), from 1994–1997, he served in the part-time United Kingdom Special Forces Reserve, with 21 Regiment Special Air Service, 21 SAS(R), as a trooper, survival instructor and Patrol Medic.In 1996, he suffered a freefall parachuting accident in Zambia. His canopy ripped at 4,900 metres (16,000 ft), partially opening, causing him to fall and land on his parachute pack on his back, which partially crushed three vertebrae. Grylls later said: "I should have cut the main parachute and gone to the reserve but thought there was time to resolve the problem".[SUP][19][/SUP] According to his surgeon, Grylls came "within a whisker" of being paralysed for life and at first it was questionable whether he would ever walk again. Grylls spent the next 18 months in and out of military rehabilitation at Headley Court[SUP][19][/SUP] before being discharged and directing his efforts into trying to get well enough to fulfil his childhood dream of climbing Mount Everest.In 2004, Grylls was awarded the honorary rank of Lieutenant Commander in the Royal Naval Reserve.[SUP][20][/SUP]


EverestOn 16 May 1998, Grylls achieved his childhood dream (an ambition since his father gave him a picture of Everest when he was eight) and entered the Guinness Book of Records, as the youngest Briton, at 23, to summit Mount Everest, just eighteen months after injuring his back. However, James Allen, an Australian/British climber who ascended Everest in 1995 with an Australian team, but who has dual citizenship, beat him to the summit at age 22.[SUP][21][/SUP][SUP][22][/SUP] The feat has since been surpassed by Jake Meyer and, at age 19, by Rob Gauntlett.To prepare for climbing at such high altitudes in the Himalayas, in 1997, Grylls became the youngest Briton to climb Ama Dablam, a peak described by Sir Edmund Hillary as "unclimbable".[SUP][citation needed][/SUP] Grylls' Everest expedition involved nearly four months on the mountain's southeast face. On his first reconnaissance climb he fell into a deep crevasse and was knocked unconscious. The following weeks of acclimatisation involved climbs up and down the south face, negotiating the Khumbu Icefall (a frozen river), the Western Cwm glacier, and a 1,500-metre (5,000 ft) wall of ice called the Lhotse face, before he made the ascent with the ex-SAS soldier Neil Laughton
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He sounds like the real deal to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls
 
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