The UK Growers Thread!

[baklawa]

Magic eh? Don't suppose they breed supersonic fairies in Scotland, do they? My dealer's car broke down or something, he's failed me miserably and I needed it by tomorrow evening. Or a magical owl, perhaps? Pigeon post? What's most reliable? The only time somebody tried to send me something, it never arrived

 

[UKHG]

Magic eh? Don't suppose they breed supersonic fairies in Scotland, do they? My dealer's car broke down or something, he's failed me miserably and I needed it by tomorrow evening. Or a magical owl, perhaps? Pigeon post? What's most reliable? The only time somebody tried to send me something, it never arrived

special delivery 24hrs garunteed

i was expcting summet today negver arrived and a thing of ebay 2nd time thyve posted it mised the postman so returning to sender!wtf the wankers il ringin the morning
TTT and robbie should get ther souveniers tomorrow

 

[Mastergrow]

I worked in London for a while and had a m8 post my own stuff over from Ireland all the time, never had a problem!

 

[Griffta]

pmsl at the 'street artist' and his 'top hat trick'.
plus he's got the monotone david blaine voice down.

 

[supersillybilly]

It was the "you guys r faggots" that got me. lol

 

[baklawa]

special delivery 24hrs garunteed

i was expcting summet today negver arrived and a thing of ebay 2nd time thyve posted it mised the postman so returning to sender!wtf the wankers il ringin the morning
TTT and robbie should get ther souveniers tomorrow

How are the doctor's new meds working out?

 

[tip top toker]

I hope that you didn't send it special delivery to me that could be complicated for me to get hold of thanks to work and other things.

Today, first day back at work and i am utterly and royally pissed off. I'm no walking mop and bucket, but i keep my kitchen at work in good shape, i throw out old stock, i keep things clean, and i wash up everything that is used, at the end fo every day. So naturally i come into work today, every single item of cookware, dirty, riddled with bacteria, every quiche tin caked in burnt mixture, every saucepan burnt beyond use, machinery full of putrid rotting vegetables. The owner of the business, she is something else, it's like she's making it her life mission to get her shop closed down. Instead of it taking 2 minutes to clean each quiche tin, it took me an hour to do 4, so now all of the rest of that cleaning and washing is now waiting for me when i get in in the morning, during the period where i'm meant to be cooking. I cannot fucking wait to get out of that place and boogie over to canada. ANGRY!

 

[UKHG]

no lol i ididnet send special delivery to you just normal 2nd class i think she did u shoudl get it tomorrow

 

[Griffta]

To be fair thats pretty shit tip top. So has this latest stunt from the cunt you work for finally made up your mind 100%?
Last I remember (and my memory aint the best) you were umming & aahing over the whole Canadian adventure ting?

 

[supersillybilly]

2nd class for a 2nd class citizen. lol (just fucking about)

 

[Griffta]

hows your foot UKRG?

 

[tip top toker]

Aye, i was umming and aahing to a degree around christmas time, partly because i was talking to my friend out there who is an ox, and he is being destroyed from exhaustion, i was hopeing to go out there for some fun. I've figured fuck it, if working and skiing in Whistler is too much like hard work, then i can always get into a big city and just live a normal life no different to how i live now, so where's the reason not to Just waiting to get hold of a printer cable then i can get all me visa stuff sorted out

 

[Griffta]

I was reading this thread in work earlier (on my phone before you ask!) baklawa was on about starting a grow & not being sure. I meant to tell you to have a look at a grow on here by 'research kitty'. Its fucking massive & certainly made me feel better about a couple of plants.

 

[baklawa]

I hope that you didn't send it special delivery to me that could be complicated for me to get hold of thanks to work and other things.

Today, first day back at work and i am utterly and royally pissed off. I'm no walking mop and bucket, but i keep my kitchen at work in good shape, i throw out old stock, i keep things clean, and i wash up everything that is used, at the end fo every day. So naturally i come into work today, every single item of cookware, dirty, riddled with bacteria, every quiche tin caked in burnt mixture, every saucepan burnt beyond use, machinery full of putrid rotting vegetables. The owner of the business, she is something else, it's like she's making it her life mission to get her shop closed down. Instead of it taking 2 minutes to clean each quiche tin, it took me an hour to do 4, so now all of the rest of that cleaning and washing is now waiting for me when i get in in the morning, during the period where i'm meant to be cooking. I cannot fucking wait to get out of that place and boogie over to canada. ANGRY!

Come and live in my basement. You'll never have to bake, eat or clean up after another quiche again in your life. Quiches are banned in this house.

Sinister creepy Misery jokes aside, sounds gross - remind me never to pop in for a bite of quiche. I'm no Mrs Mop myself - but my dread of cockroaches taught me to be fairly military about basic kitchen/ bathroom/ bedroom hygiene. So while you might never see me flitting around with a frilly apron and pink duster (sorry to disillusion you all), I'm a demon with the bleach and the black rubbish sacks. How come you resisted the overwhelming impulse to shove her into the putrid veg-filled machinery?

 

[UKHG]

hows your foot UKRG?

getting worse not been bad most of day but tonite it will start and this morning was in fuckin tears with it as the doc turned up shes put me on naproxen and gabbapentium wich are menna be hella cool

and ttt i included a printer cable in ur parcel remeber

 

[Griffta]

getting worse not been bad most of day but tonite it will start and this morning was in fuckin tears with it as the doc turned up shes put me on naproxen and gabbapentium wich are menna be hella cool

sheeeeeiiit, sorry to hear that. Stick with it bro, dont like to hear a grown man cry

 

[UKHG]

sheeeeeiiit, sorry to hear that. Stick with it bro, dont like to hear a grown man cry

i know mate i feel like a pussy but the pain its unbearable i just dont know what do do withmyself apart from sqwirm and rive in pain fukin joke mate
its starting to take it out of me know menatlly and physically the constant pain is just fucking me up tired worn out and qwite a lot of the time seeing double

 

[Griffta]

Remember pain is just weakness leaving the body, you'll be fucking solid when it finally gets better.
In the meantime I hope the new meds kick ass

 

[baklawa]

i know mate i feel like a pussy but the pain its unbearable i just dont know what do do withmyself apart from sqwirm and rive in pain fukin joke mate
its starting to take it out of me know menatlly and physically the constant pain is just fucking me up tired worn out and qwite a lot of the time seeing double

Did the doctor enlighten you as to the likely cause of the flesh craters?

 

[Griffta]

anyone seen the rum diaries? I'm still struggling for a movie after downloading super8 at the wkend & everyone on here saying it was shit before I started watching it!