The UK Growers Thread!

[UKHG]

Did the doctor enlighten you as to the likely cause of the flesh craters?

nope just bad circulation been building up for months ai sed to her about that thing i meantioned last nite im getting the exact pains it suggests bu she was like na i dont think so then at the end she was like well u may have a little! A FUKINLITTLE GRRR but yeh if these gabbies dont work then its onto morphine but hey dont wanna give me that plaus i dont want it

anyone seen the rum diaries? I'm still struggling for a movie after downloading super8 at the wkend & everyone on here saying it was shit before I started watching it!

just watched bluray of johnny english 2 reborn lol cant remmeber what its about

 

[baklawa]

Which of you is the fitness/ health/ gym authority?

 

[tip top toker]

Me without a question of a doubt. I am the epitome of good health

Remember pain is just weakness leaving the body, you'll be fucking solid when it finally gets better.
In the meantime I hope the new meds kick ass

That or

 

[Griffta]

Which of you is the fitness/ health/ gym authority?

Thats Dura

 

[UKHG]

cummon guys be truthful IM the best specimen of good health in this thread and u know this!!!

 

[UKHG]

Me without a question of a doubt. I am the epitome of good health



That or
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pmsl nobhed

 

[baklawa]

Hmmm... OK well my first fitness-related question is an easy one - cardio-related - when the goal is NOT fat loss or calorie burning but purely cardiovascular health, what is a good cardio program? Been neglecting cardio for months now due to very low body fat - ok, due to the skull-numbing boredom factor, too - and just kept up with glutes, abs and overall leg strength (this is because I can use the iPad while working the abovementioned muscle groups - not so easy when working the upper body - my toe-typing has gone downhill since I was 14). I experimented with the treadmill today and very nearly died - no point killing myself with forty minutes of steady cardio if all I need is a five-minute burst of 180 bpm, for example (this last said hopefully).

 

[tip top toker]

Cardio? abs? leg strength?

Get a grip lady, this thread is fueled by alohol and stuffing our pie holes whereever possible

 

[baklawa]

Just accessed TTT's attachment and put it together with UKRG's reply. It's not the treadmill that was destined to kill me today

 

[baklawa]

Cardio? abs? leg strength?

Get a grip lady, this thread is fueled by alohol and stuffing our pie holes whereever possible

Tough. You'll have to put up with a token health freak, dude. I'm training to outrun the cops when they raid my future farm.

Actually the truth would just sound downright pornographic to you perverts, however innocent. But I DO have a specific goal in mind and it demands excellent overall body strength.

 

[tip top toker]

Pornography is a good thing!

I'm sat on my sofa humiliating some american kiddie as normal, with a chopping board resting under my chin and simply pushing my food into my mouth Fuck knives and forks and small bites and all that lot Right now i have red onion and balsamic flatbread with garlic butter, followed by prawn mayo with cognac, again, followed by a big wedge of Comte, all finished off by a big tin of salted anchovies

 

[baklawa]

Pornography is a good thing!

I'm sat on my sofa humiliating some american kiddie as normal, with a chopping board resting under my chin and simply pushing my food into my mouth Fuck knives and forks and small bites and all that lot Right now i have red onion and balsamic flatbread with garlic butter, followed by prawn mayo with cognac, again, followed by a big wedge of Comte, all finished off by a big tin of salted anchovies

Depends on the porn.

OK, what is it with you and prawns? Mind you, it means you're well-equipped to leave a truly devastating easter egg for the next tenant when you leave for Canada...

 

[supersillybilly]

pmsl nobhed

Amputation, problem solved

 

[tip top toker]

Depends on the porn.

OK, what is it with you and prawns? Mind you, it means you're well-equipped to leave a truly devastating easter egg for the next tenant when you leave for Canada...

Blonde hair works for me haha

I'm bored so i'm just watching the new Jonny English film

Shellfish is like the greatest thing ever to go enter the kitchen

 

[supersillybilly]

Depends on the porn.

OK, what is it with you and prawns? Mind you, it means you're well-equipped to leave a truly devastating easter egg for the next tenant when you leave for Canada...

I learned a new skill from internet porn. When your on the job, going hell for leather, just stop real sudden. Its called buffering. Its the rage at the moment I think

 

[supersillybilly]

Hey Griffta, Im just about to watch Treasure Island, the new one with Eddie Izzard as John Silver. Looks good

 

[baklawa]

I learned a new skill from internet porn. When your on the job, going hell for leather, just stop real sudden. Its called buffering. Its the rage at the moment I think

Erm, right. OK. We girls have another term for that.

 

[UKHG]

piledriver is tricker than it looks as well

 

[baklawa]

Blonde hair works for me haha

I'm bored so i'm just watching the new Jonny English film

Shellfish is like the greatest thing ever to go enter the kitchen

Lobster is yummmm but my secret seafood weakness is smoked salmon. Prawns, shrimps, love 'em both. Anchovies - yeuch. Ever tried garlic-tossed samphire (sp?) with any kind of seafood?

 

[UKHG]

seafoods mingin propper shit all that sushi crap pff gimmi a steak anyday of the week urrrrghhh

paranormal ctivity 3 retail copy coming up soon guys anyone wtahced it yet? sounds like a load of shit