smoothforyou2
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ok i see wasnt tryng to down him about it or anything..
Pick Up Lines
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smoothforyou2
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Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.
smoothforyou2
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[h=2]Wow, I saw you and I just had to come over and say hi. I have to say I like your style a lot.[/h]
smoothforyou2
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Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes
smoothforyou2
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| Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew |
| Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize |
TwoTokeSmoke
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The saying "wanna fuck" brings back a lot of memories....
My friend would use that all the time, We called him "pinball" because he reminded us of a pinball in a machine bouncing from girl to girl asking them "wanna fuck?"
His rules where....
If she didnt throw her drink on him (he always brought a change of clothes to the bar and kept them in the truck) He would buy her 1 drink and see where it went from there. If it was going ok he would buy her a 2nd drink but never more than 3. If it wasnt going good he would leave and go to the next victim and many times within a month he would end up banging alot of the girls that he got shot down by.
He would almost always go home with someone and not to many ugly ones either.
My friend would use that all the time, We called him "pinball" because he reminded us of a pinball in a machine bouncing from girl to girl asking them "wanna fuck?"
His rules where....
If she didnt throw her drink on him (he always brought a change of clothes to the bar and kept them in the truck) He would buy her 1 drink and see where it went from there. If it was going ok he would buy her a 2nd drink but never more than 3. If it wasnt going good he would leave and go to the next victim and many times within a month he would end up banging alot of the girls that he got shot down by.
He would almost always go home with someone and not to many ugly ones either.
Justin00
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For school:
you: Would you like to come over and study math after school today?
her: sure im really worried about the text Friday.
you: i was thinking we could start with a little review of flash cards then we can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
anywhere else:
you: so i saw the weirdest thing the other day.
her: yeah, like what?
you: so i saw this girl and she had a bunny here (touch your hand to her closest shoulder) and another one here (reach your arm around her and place it on her other shoulder). <apply a confused smile> and i forgot the rest of the story but it probably wasn't as interesting as you anyways.
Around easter:
i say around easter because this one requires a prop. around easter, in most drug stores, you can find these small "stuffed" chicks (baby chickens). in addition to the stuffing they have a speaker inside that when the brass brads on bottom are both touching your hand causes the chick to make a small but noticeable chirping sound.
set up: casually locate your self near an attractive girl. with the chick in your pocket so to speak.....lol puns. begin making the chirping sound. appear oblivious to the noise until she notices it.
girl: (notice this is the first one where she begins the conversation) do you hear that noise?
you: what do you mean?
girl: that squeaking noise, you don't hear it?
you: oh you must mean this. <show here the chick> a friend gave me this on easter, he said it was a "chick call", i had no idea what he was talking about but it seems to work better than i would ever have expected.
the last one was a personal invention after my x-girlfriends mom gave me said prop in an easter basket - its the one thing from that relationship that i still have.
you: Would you like to come over and study math after school today?
her: sure im really worried about the text Friday.
you: i was thinking we could start with a little review of flash cards then we can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
anywhere else:
you: so i saw the weirdest thing the other day.
her: yeah, like what?
you: so i saw this girl and she had a bunny here (touch your hand to her closest shoulder) and another one here (reach your arm around her and place it on her other shoulder). <apply a confused smile> and i forgot the rest of the story but it probably wasn't as interesting as you anyways.
Around easter:
i say around easter because this one requires a prop. around easter, in most drug stores, you can find these small "stuffed" chicks (baby chickens). in addition to the stuffing they have a speaker inside that when the brass brads on bottom are both touching your hand causes the chick to make a small but noticeable chirping sound.
set up: casually locate your self near an attractive girl. with the chick in your pocket so to speak.....lol puns. begin making the chirping sound. appear oblivious to the noise until she notices it.
girl: (notice this is the first one where she begins the conversation) do you hear that noise?
you: what do you mean?
girl: that squeaking noise, you don't hear it?
you: oh you must mean this. <show here the chick> a friend gave me this on easter, he said it was a "chick call", i had no idea what he was talking about but it seems to work better than i would ever have expected.
the last one was a personal invention after my x-girlfriends mom gave me said prop in an easter basket - its the one thing from that relationship that i still have.
xKuroiTaimax
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I was going to inform you we already have a pick up lines thread but... You made me smile.
*kisses*
Sometime simple and sincere is best <3
*kisses*
smoothforyou2
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My pick up threads the best! jk glad you are smiling
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
So you're a girl, huh?
cn
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smoothforyou2
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whos a girl? hope that wasnt a pick up line haha.
- So you're a girl, huh?
Shannon Alexander
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[video=youtube;5b65Zf6r-RE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b65Zf6r-RE[/video]
smoothforyou2
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Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
tip top toker
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I'm gonna break your hip