Can Guys Really Not Find the Clitoris.

CinnamonGirl

Active Member
okay, the clit is the anatomical equivalent to the head of the penis. In fetal development boys and girls have all the same parts. When the appropriate chromosome kicks-in, the sex parts in girls inverts to create the vagina, uterus and overies and in boys, the sex parts extrude to form the penis and testies. So if you think of girl-parts as inverted penises the whole question of how to work the pussy makes much more sense. Guys, when you work your own dick do you spend all your time on the head? No, you work the head in combination with the shaft using pressure and friction. It’s the same thing with the pussy. If you think of how you jerk yourself off and employ the same sort of techniques internally on the girl just teasing the clit like you would the head of your penis there is a good chance you can turn a perfectly nice girl into a crazed squirter J
 

unohu69

Well-Known Member
I guess youve never herd the expression "Id eat the corn out of her shit just to see where it came from".

Have you seen that ass? Its a beautiful thing.... uh huh, ah huh, aah huh....



I know, that was a little gross.. hahahahah
 

xKuroiTaimax

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When I said 'and shit' it was a colloquial reference to the rest of my weed...

But if you like my ass that much...

(no, I don't do nasty poopy play or anything -_-; But I'm an odd mix of flattered and slightly alarmed that you'd apply such an expression to me)
 

WeedKillsBrainCells

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Infection isn't cause for all smell lol..
you show me a woman who doesn't give off any odor when wet and not fresh out a shower and I'll show you a liar
 

unohu69

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lol, i know, it was a comment for laughs. however, yes, it is a sweet ass.

im not a fan of scat either, thats for the germans i think...
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
How am I going to describe this. A woman shouldn't smell 'fishy' but a pussy will alway have some kind of smell, but it's the right smell. Not like flowers and stuff as I said before, perfume and douches can make things worse.

Am I going to have to sit here try to explain to you what my garden smells like?

Pussy is like wine-tasting I guess. One would think to say 'kind of like grapes' but that's doing it wrong. If you say pussy smells 'kind of like fish', I think you may be doing something wrong, there.
 

afrawfraw

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How do you know if your partner is to skinny?



When you give them head, it tastes like shit!

Thank you very much. I'm here all week. Try the buffet!
 

fxbane

Active Member
I have a cousin who genuinely thought that the clitoris was a planet. It cracked me and my friend up for hours, he insisted it was a planet every time we asked him. I mean, this is a guy with a long term girlfriend and two kids! He'd watched 'Dude Where's My Car?' and remembered the bit where the women are from the planet Clitoris and the men Uranus...
 
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