You know your a stoner/pothead if................

chitrette

chitrette

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You know your a stoner when you pass a car on the highway while hitting a bowl they in turn pass you holding up a sign asking if they can buy some buds, and you just happen to have a little extra, and end up giving them some because it took balls for them to ask some random guy doing 80mph down the highway if they could buy green.
 
White Widow Woman

White Widow Woman

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You know you’re a pothead when …


You rush to work, but remember once you get there that it’s your day off

You decide to clean your house in the hope that you will find a bag of weed that you forgot about

You only visit certain ‘friends’ when it’s their payday

When you pay a $1 for a bag of tobacco (and you don’t smoke) so you can use the papers for pot

You open your window at the fastfood drivethru and they get a contact

You get your food and you wonder what you ordered

You go to roll another joint and there’s one in your hand or you’re already smoking one or both

Everything you see at Walmart is something you can do a grow in or grow with

You find a few buds that you stashed and do the “Happy Dance’ – then sit down real quick like somebody saw you doing it


Okay that’s all I got for now…


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EmtMdwestPipes

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When you get to a commercial on your DVR recorded program and decide to switch the channel rather than fast forwarding.....my avg. is about 5x/day.
 
ORECAL

ORECAL

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chitrette said:
You know your a stoner when you pass a car on the highway while hitting a bowl they in turn pass you holding up a sign asking if they can buy some buds, and you just happen to have a little extra, and end up giving them some because it took balls for them to ask some random guy doing 80mph down the highway if they could buy green.
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I acually know someone that did this......
 
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EmtMdwestPipes

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You're getting ready to go golfing, get to the course, get a cart, go the first tee, and remember that you left your clubs at home in the garage.
 
chitrette

chitrette

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ORECAL said:
I acually know someone that did this......
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Are you sure that its not me? :p

You know you are a stoner when you name all of your pipes and forget the name of it the next day because you were so stoned when you named it.
 
jimmyspaz

jimmyspaz

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You come home with a sack of bud, stash it , saying"the cops will never find that"!! And neither do you...
 
atavistic

atavistic

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...when RIU is your home page.

...when you save the purple Crown Royal bags for stash.

...when you're planning a kick-ass, throw-down Sunday 4/20 Party!!! (Not long to go)
 
Psychedelics and Chronic

Psychedelics and Chronic

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atavistic said:
...when you save the purple Crown Royal bags for stash.
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Haha, I thought I was the only one

You know you're a stoner when...
You go to your room to work on your IPod for 10 minutes and then go out and realize 6 hours later that you need to go to sleep
You leave with 1 lighter and come back with one...not yours
You leave with more than 1 lighter and come back with none
You leave with no lighters and come back with more than one
You watch the side of roads to look for bags thrown out from people evading cops
Everything you own is illegal because their is resin on it
When asking "what is there to do" actually means "how can we get chronic"
You front out bud and then forget why someone is handing you money later
You want to visit Jamaica and Amsterdam before you die
You want to move to California for the bud

When people think you're high only when you're sober

When you walk into school and everyone could smell your sack before you entered the class room
You just walk down the street smoking a bowl or blunt in broad daylight when there are no other options
You always have papers in your wallet "I always have 2 packs, 1 for fixing cigarettes"
When you have $20 and say I have no money to do anything, because you need to buy a gram
A bowl dissapears from rotation
Your computer breaks and you get annoyed, your bowl breaks and you cry
You smoke a bowl, set it down, and find it the next day
If you cant find weed you can just search your car/bedroom
You have more paraphenalia then dishes
When a good day consists of good chronic
And a bad day consists of bad or no chronic
When you dont drink because it will only make you want to smoke and you have none
When your burned cd's say : arist1: artist2: stoned mix: stoned mix2: stoned mix3, high mix, trippy mix, chill mix, and so on"
You turn the oven on to make a pizza and wake up with it on your counter melted and shitty, oven still on
You zone out half of the day
When weed is the medication you use for everything (I sure do)
When you dont want to go on vacation because you wont be able to bring any nugs
You'll take a punch to the face if it gets you on a blunt

I'll get back to it later
 
atavistic

atavistic

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...if Visine is a monthly budget item.

...if you've had passionate debates/arguments over JOB Rolling papers 1.25 v. 1.5.

...if you think there just may be a market for Glade Home Air Freshers for Stoners (featuring Dank, Haze & Skunk).

...if you've considered buying a kiln and learning pottery so you can make your own ceramic bongs.
 
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