You know your a stoner when
you spend more time reading and learning about growing pot than you ever did in school
When you actually have a bic lighter die on you
if you have a seed collection going
if your saving all your roaches just incase you run out of trees
if theres flakes of pot all over every surface in your house
if you know exactly how much money you need to make to supply your habit till next month
if you wipe your windows with alcohol and the rag is black with tar
you make yourself cough as much as it sucks to get higher
if you cant sleep unless your high
if your parents give up trying to make you quit