What's For Dinner Tonight?

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a badass beef stir fry full of damn near everything; washed down with some pilsner urkels. Gotta have a small feast after last nights ninja turtle acid and pizza hut :p
 
Oh well then fuck that. I'd make turkeycicle pizza in that case. You freeze the turkey and call Dominos. Ez game.

EDIT: making stock with your carcass? Extra credit if so.

I cooked a 16 pound turkey for 2 people. Do you remember that scene in Forrest Gump...

You can have roast turkery or you can have fried turkey, then there's turkey scampi...
 
I tried twice in my life to cook a lobster. The first time I slid it into the boiling water, and it was like that scene from Austin Powers where the guy at Dr. Evil's boardroom table didn't die well or quickly. Forty seconds of scrabblescrabblescrabble " ... you SHOT me!!!"

The second time I decided to use Julia Child's sure-fire, guaranteed quick lobster kill method ... bisect the critter's head with a big sharp knife. I widsh i had video of that poor unhappy arthropod running around the kitchen with a great big ****ing chef's knife sticking straight up out of its head like a banner.

I doubt there will be a third try, esp. since I no longer live anywhere near where lobsters go on sale. cn
 
I tried twice in my life to cook a lobster. The first time I slid it into the boiling water, and it was like that scene from Austin Powers where the guy at Dr. Evil's boardroom table didn't die well or quickly. Forty seconds of scrabblescrabblescrabble " ... you SHOT me!!!"

The second time I decided to use Julia Child's sure-fire, guaranteed quick lobster kill method ... bisect the critter's head with a big sharp knife. I widsh i had video of that poor unhappy arthropod running around the kitchen with a great big ****ing chef's knife sticking straight up out of its head like a banner.

I doubt there will be a third try, esp. since I no longer live anywhere near where lobsters go on sale. cn

Yup. Is problem. Luckily I'm not a fan of lobster so much.
 
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