LimeRIUcks?

[cannabineer]

You gotta respect! He was braggy
about dope-growing videos schwaggy
His post count was mad!
With his ban I am sad.
So this bud's for you ... Finshaggy!
cn

 

[cannabineer]

When not washing his great big black (cluck!)
or guarding his greenhouse for luck
I'd reliably roll
to watch King of the Trolls
pwning "Politics" ... UncleBuck!

 

[UncleBuck]

amidoingitrite?

+

 

[dirtsurfr]

cannabineer is fun with the pun
he grows his weed without the sun.
It must be good stuff but not cause he's bragging
it's when you see him his chin is a dragging....

 

[UncleBuck]

to this man good ramming was key,
with lesbians especially,
a god among men,
i'll say it again,
all bow before the large d.

 

[the large d]

I have been honored by the great UncleBuck
who speaks the truth and does not give a ----
I believe you sir are a god yourself
the large d just likes to ram not much else.

 

[UncleBuck]

let's remember people, limericks are 5 lines.

lines 1,2, and 5 rhyme and are usually about 3 packs of 3 syllables (roughly).

lines 3 and 4 are 2 packs of 3 syllables and rhyme with each other (but not generally lines 1,2 and 5).

my pedantic nature knows no bounds.

 

[Carne Seca]

There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
With a trans-Menai-Strait-travelling cock
From his home he could screw with
A girl in Bontnewydd
That happy young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[RainbowBrite86]

You gotta respect! He was braggy
about dope-growing videos schwaggy
His post count was mad!
With his ban I am sad.
So this bud's for you ... Finshaggy!
cn

He was banned?

 

[KushXOJ]

For he was the man you love to hate
For all he knew was copy & paste
Mastered the art of ctrl+c
Left without a goodbye or good day
Where the fuck is Bricktop any way?

 

[cannabineer]

A bear (on whom I'm slightly sweet)
His cookings're THE ones to beat.
He proves every day
you can be proud&gay
though religion requires dry meat!

 

[Total Head]

a grower was having bad luck
his plants were doomed to just suck
he first came here to learn
how to avoid nute burn
but in toke n talk he got stuck

 

[KushXOJ]

One of the best to ever do it
As a MOD he couldn't stand stupid !
Hit you with the BAN hammer like Thor.
Quick to censor your ass like the F.C.C.
Like this post if you got love for FDD

 

[UncleBuck]

there once was a weed engineer,
with whom you'd like to have a beer,
he had ways with words,
was a chemistry nerd,
all hail the cannabineer!

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

there once was a troll named buck
who's pic was that of a duck
quick to spot a pic collector
he was a fine bullshit detector
but alas, no one gave a fuck

 

[UncleBuck]

relax! don't worry, nor panic,
about forum trolls gone manic,
there lurks a fella,
who'll turn them all yella,
and his handle is johnnyorganic.

edit: and i wish he would post more often! stop educating yourself and being productive, you ass!

 

[UncleBuck]

you're high, you're drunk late at night,
when a supposed female you sight.
shim's collecting pics
of male members' dicks,
the cunning work of rainbowbrite.

 

[neosapien]

There once was a man named Joey
he thought he was the weed version of David Bowie
armed with minions and a thread of rep
pseudo alias thru the forum he crept
everyone decided time to see him go-e

 

[Shannon Alexander]

let's remember people, limericks are 5 lines.

lines 1,2, and 5 rhyme and are usually about 3 packs of 3 syllables (roughly).

lines 3 and 4 are 2 packs of 3 syllables and rhyme with each other (but not generally lines 1,2 and 5).

my pedantic nature knows no bounds.

That's not what yo mama said last night..!

 

[Blue Wizard]

She wears frills and lace
has the most beautiful face
she likes to post pics
of fancy dress chicks
she makes the world a prettier place