Texas, I love the shit outta that state

WyoGrow

Active Member
The admin of this site must really enjoy your blow jobs. I bet you swallow the entire load. You're doing something right to keep posting your vile crap.
Hey, if you are gonna do a job you might as well do it right..... Cuppin the balls and eye contact is just going the extra mile though. True service right there.
 

Doer

Well-Known Member
OK, OK< OK!!!

IAC, all State flags are flown at the same height as Old Glory, if they are on different staffs. Texas is Texas. But, why ban something that can be so easily ignored? Unless you like the fight?
 

WyoGrow

Active Member
On the topic of TX.... what are some popular local pheno's/strains?? Wouldn't mind truckin some home..... we've got two prevalent types back home. Jack and Shit.
 

Senseimilla

Well-Known Member
that's bigoted against west coasters. we barbecue just as good as you three tooth having, sister marrying, inbred hicks any day of the week :razz:

just poking some shit.

if i am bigoted against anything, it is stupidity, which your state produces and exports in spades. war monger lyndon johnson comes to mind. expert business man george w bush comes to mind. fake libertarian rawn pawl comes to mind. complete idiot louie gohmert comes to mind.

and yes, let's leave jefferson out of history books because he didn't have his dick far enough up the divine ass of jeebus.

leading the country in teen pregnancy? let's go ahead and defund and restrict access to family planning centers, birth control, morning after pill, and abortion. is your state on fire? cut the firefighter's budget, beg obama for federal help, then complain about the federal government impugning on your sovereignty.

i mean, really?

y'all are pretty nice down there when i was down there working, but i tried to pick up some beer at 11:45 on a sunday before playing golf, and was denied. really? fuck that.

seriously, fuck texas. come to oregon where the cops chat you up about how much they love the smell of fresh cut weed after they pull you over.
OK, so everything is perfect in Oregon and there are no dumbasses. Or more likely, you just have not produced dumbasses exceptional enough to succeed greatly. Hey we do everything bigger here in texas, and that includes fucking up as well as succeeding :) There's nothing annoying or stupid about Oregon or any other state on the west coast. Everything about texas is horrible. You realize how stupid this sounds right? I agree with some of the fucked up shit in texas, which is why I'm leaving. That doesn't mean I want to see snobby douchebags who think they're sooooo superior ragging on it either. Believe me, your shit DOES stink.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
When you move from TX to WA ... you'll find the asses are just as dumb - they're just in a different brand of pants. cn
 

TogTokes

Well-Known Member
this is the worst thread i have ever seen, and texas sucks balls.. just saying.


also terrible fkin videos.. holy shit.


And i am not trolling, just being honest. San Antonio, and Austin texas both were crap while i lived there.

Couldn't get any worse for a state if you ask me.


Oh well you do have the Bush family from there.. Guess that is a good part about texas.
 

Senseimilla

Well-Known Member
Sorry... have to bust the bullshit legend that TX is allowed to fly it's colors even with the national flag. It's just pure bullshit.
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texasflag.asp


Pay particular attention to the "urban legend" portion....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Texas
I'm not sure why people even argue over this flag thing... who the fuck actually cares?? Doesn't change anything about anyone's daily lives where the flag flies.

I love the gulf coast, south east Texas and the hill country. But you can take west TX and the panhandle and shove em up your ass.....
And WTF is up with "dry counties"???? Some places in TX are worse than living in fucking Utah....
Lotsa bible thumpers here still... they are slowly dieing out though. Unfortunately being mainly replaced with retarded dipshits with an 8th grade education. I'm not going to lie, there is a lot of fucking trash in this state. There's a lot of trash in most states though let's be fucking real.

Maybe Oregon and Washington are different and produce only quality, educated individuals but from what I know about Portland I KNOW that is not the case. California can't even pretend it is not loaded up with their share of trash. Is it that you NEED to make fun of other places to feel better about yourself and make up for your own inadequacies buck? Otherwise I'm not sure what you get out of wasting part of your life being negative on a thread that doesn't affect you.

Yall got some nice shit though. But you'd have to figure by the law of averages with a place that fucking big you'd have to luck out and have a few descent places to visit.

On the upside.... no state income tax
We do have some nice shit but so do other states. I don't think any one state is particularly the best -- there are tradeoffs no matter where you go it's just a matter of which fits you best. I really do feel we need to lean back towards states rights -- this whole everyone from every state must march in lockstep with everyone else is moronic -- let's bring out the flavor of the different states and let people choose what they like. I really don't see why people from one state feel the need to rag on the other -- it's like some ridiculous high school bullshit most of us outgrew long ago... but apparently some old stoner farts from Oregon stopped maturing in high school and think it's still cool to act like tools making fun of people from another state.
 

WyoGrow

Active Member
All that explaining over me busting his balls a little.... dayum

And don't get all high and mighty about people from different states bashing on each other like you are above it.... you aren't. Yall collectively consider Oklahoma to be the place where god would shove the hose if American needed an enema. Don't lie... I've heard ya... lol

I take it the same way I took the bickering between sailors and jarheads.... but let a Army grunt or Airfarce chump step in and we'd team up and thump em. It's kinda like brothers fighting cuz they have nothing better to do. We are just trying to figure out who the most retarded brother is, is all....
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
You mad bro??? Act like he's hoggin your turn to bob on that knob or somethin???
UncleBuck regularly antagonizes people in the Politics subforum. GAC is almost certainly a sock-puppet account of a former frequent poster whose tail regularly got tweaked by UB's combination of humor and implacable trolling instinct. UB is his personal band of Plains Indians. Grab some popcorn, sit back; enjoy. cn
 

WyoGrow

Active Member
keep that cold sob i'll keep texas
That's why I am in the final processes of buying a winter home on Lake Corpus Christi my good fellow...... I'm from Wyoming and even I agree the winters can be piss ignorant. But WY beat the shit out of North Dakota when it comes to winter weather.... Either way though. Too beat up from a decade long stint in the service. Fast roping and parachuting is pure hell on your knees after a while. My macho career is over.... time to be a pussy and run from the bad weather.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
That's why I am in the final processes of buying a winter home on Lake Corpus Christi my good fellow...... I'm from Wyoming and even I agree the winters can be piss ignorant. But WY beat the shit out of North Dakota when it comes to winter weather.... Either way though. Too beat up from a decade long stint in the service. Fast roping and parachuting is pure hell on your knees after a while. My macho career is over.... time to be a pussy and run from the bad weather.
Prepare for hurricanes! cn
 
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