Where are the jobs? Oh here are some

[Red1966]

Date: 2011-03-28, 1:03PM EDT Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Writers Needed to post Left-wing Comments to social media and news outlets We are a social media company working for a political organization, hired to help balance the right-wing bias of the major media outlets by supplying a team of writers who will post to newspaper comments, media forums, FB pages, etc. We are NOT officially afiliated [sic] with Obama campaign You [sic] writing must be strong, left-wing and use supplied talking points without bogging down in too much detail. You are creating an online persona with a consistent tone. Ideally you can find or make up facts and statistics to stir controversy. Where suited humour, sarcasm and personal insults are welcome. You are a news junky who is able to log on to news forums, facebook [sic] pages several times a day. You are able to write comments tailored to new topics while always repeating key talking points. Compensation: TBD. hourly rate and volume of online activity. Bonuses for controversial postings that heat up a topic or forum thread. How to apply: We are more interested in your writing than your resume. To apply submit a 100 word post based on the headline "Romney Promises No Coalition after Election" Show us that you can write from a left wing character voice, score points, stir outrage and use humour. Be sure to include your name, email and cell number so we can contact you. Sorry, only candidates who submit the best test post submissions will be contacted for an interview. Location: National Compensation: TBD. hourly rate and volume of online activity. Bonuses for controversial postings that heat up a topic or forum thread. This is a part-time job. Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID: 2291333753

You should apply to this one, you've got experience.

 

[Red1966]

7/19/2011 Poor, Poor, Obama post65 Sounds like me you admitted being a mooch. How long do you think you can ride her skirt tail? Its going to hit you like a ton of bricks when she realizes she can do so much better than a treadmill dealer.

She only married him to piss off her father.

 

[UncleBuck]

Sounds like me you admitted being a mooch.

where was that?

was that when i said this:

I quit that job as i went broke working it, started to do my own thing. now i support myself fully and help cover some of the other expenses (my wife has a pre-existing condition, her health insurance is not cheap).

 

[UncleBuck]

You were the guy bragging about living off your in-laws until you got called on it and suddenly attempted to change history...

again, i'm going to have to ask you to go find it and quote it.

little sock puppet gaylord did some impressive research and showed the opposite to be true. maybe you can take a break between mowing lawns and try to prove that you're not a whiny lying pussy.

 

[UncleBuck]

She only married him to piss off her father.

you're smart.

just like the time you said my wife's severe menstrual cramps were just her excuse for not having sex with me. which is kind of hilarious, considering that not many women like to have sex while they are bleeding out of their vaginas you stupid shit.

can you see why i am so confident that you have never been with a woman a day in your nobel prize winning life?

 

[nontheist]

where was that?

was that when i said this:

I quit that job as i went broke working it, started to do my own thing. now i support myself fully and help cover some of the other expenses (my wife has a pre-existing condition, her health insurance is not cheap).

Your a hypocritical lying piece of shit bucky you have been caught repeatably posting bullshit after bullshit. There is another post of RIU bums, as you admitted so try to be somewhat of a man and bow the fuck out as scum.

 

[UncleBuck]

Your a hypocritical lying piece of shit bucky you have been caught repeatably posting bullshit after bullshit. There is another post of RIU bums, as you admitted so try to be somewhat of a man and bow the fuck out as scum.

you're pretty angry for a gaylord with a fist up his ass. normally a fist up the ass would make a gaylord like you happy as a clam.

what you just spent those 16 hour work days hunting down proves the opposite of what you set out to prove. i forgot that i used to help my wife with her insurance way back then.

 

[Red1966]

Three posts in row. UncleShitBritches is getting upset.

 

[boneheadbob]

What a suprise. Uncle Loser is also a dishonest, decietful mooch.
Reminds me of uncle losers idol
The AA Pres

 

[NLXSK1]

again, i'm going to have to ask you to go find it and quote it.

little sock puppet gaylord did some impressive research and showed the opposite to be true. maybe you can take a break between mowing lawns and try to prove that you're not a whiny lying pussy.

Proving something to you would be a bigger achievement than proving something to a cactus. Not even going to try treadboy...

 

[NoDrama]

where was that?

was that when i said this:

I quit that job as i went broke working it, started to do my own thing. now i support myself fully and help cover some of the other expenses (my wife has a pre-existing condition, her health insurance is not cheap).

Sorry Buck, but anyone who has read a few of your posts would also come to the conclusion that you live off your in laws and mooch for a living.

 

[NoDrama]

you're smart.

considering that not many women like to have sex while they are bleeding out of their vaginas you stupid shit.

Most women I know are extra horny during their periods. Have you had sex with more than one woman?

 

[Dr Kynes]

According to the Florida Strawberry Growers Association, farm workers earn at least the minimum wage. During the picking season, some workers can earn more than 15 dollars an hour, depending on the amount of strawberries picked.
A handful of locals have tried the job at Fancy Farms.
"I can recall one fellow. He worked a half-day. Another fellow, he worked two half-days," Grooms said. "One guy worked one hour!"
No one survived the job.
Besides the hard work, there's also a stigma attached with working in the fields. Campbell said that socially, some feel this type of work is beneath them.
In Grooms' case, his work force is down about 20-percent, but that number will get worse in the coming weeks when the season ramps up.
He's confident some berries will go unpicked this year.
"We need more people right now, but you don’t dial up 4-0-9 and get the people you need," he said. "You wait for them to just drive in and you hire them."


Read more: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_east_hillsborough/plant_city/despite-high-unemployment-farms-cant-find-workers-to-pick-strawberries#ixzz24cHJUrP6

yes feild work is hard, bnut no, that story is a lie. field harvest day labour pays minimum wage in the same way the guys who are hanging outside home depot make the local prevailing wage for tile setting, carpet laying or roofing. the federal minimum wage does NOT apply to farm work, specifically and categorically. some states have instituted a "Minimum Wage" for farm labour but farm labour is almost invariably paid in piece work. harvest a bushel, get paid A, harvest B bushels, get paid A x B. farm labour is also almost invariably a family affair, with man, wife and kids as young as 8 picking together to increase the B number even the mandatory school laws specifically excuse kids who are farm labourers as do the child labour laws. the "Minimum Wage" for farm labour may be A minimum wage but it is not the wage most people are familiar with. usually it is a set minimum day rate, or minimum piece rate.

the "Minimum Wage" for farm labour is also for a "Job" that only lasts a few days to a week in almost all cases. then they gotta pack up and move on to the next harvest which could be in the next town, the next county or even another state. farm day labour is almost NEVER local county or state residents, they cant vote in that state county or city, so nobody gives a fuck about their lives, and they almost never pay local county or state taxes so their wages are usually deducted for the maximum allowable withholding tax, because th3ey never have a fixed address to mail w-2's and almost never file a tax return anyhow. particularly those who are not US citizens. maximum taxation, minimum pay, and since the field's harvest is what the farmer is taxed on he rarely finds himself in the position to remitt those "withholding taxes" to the agency that demand sit. he files a fiction that pays a pittance, and keeps the remainder.

dont try to start this argument with me, you cant win.

 

[ChesusRice]

yes feild work is hard, bnut no, that story is a lie. field harvest day labour pays minimum wage in the same way the guys who are hanging outside home depot make the local prevailing wage for tile setting, carpet laying or roofing. the federal minimum wage does NOT apply to farm work, specifically and categorically. some states have instituted a "Minimum Wage" for farm labour but farm labour is almost invariably paid in piece work. harvest a bushel, get paid A, harvest B bushels, get paid A x B. farm labour is also almost invariably a family affair, with man, wife and kids as young as 8 picking together to increase the B number even the mandatory school laws specifically excuse kids who are farm labourers as do the child labour laws. the "Minimum Wage" for farm labour may be A minimum wage but it is not the wage most people are familiar with. usually it is a set minimum day rate, or minimum piece rate.

the "Minimum Wage" for farm labour is also for a "Job" that only lasts a few days to a week in almost all cases. then they gotta pack up and move on to the next harvest which could be in the next town, the next county or even another state. farm day labour is almost NEVER local county or state residents, they cant vote in that state county or city, so nobody gives a fuck about their lives, and they almost never pay local county or state taxes so their wages are usually deducted for the maximum allowable withholding tax, because th3ey never have a fixed address to mail w-2's and almost never file a tax return anyhow. particularly those who are not US citizens. maximum taxation, minimum pay, and since the field's harvest is what the farmer is taxed on he rarely finds himself in the position to remitt those "withholding taxes" to the agency that demand sit. he files a fiction that pays a pittance, and keeps the remainder.

dont try to start this argument with me, you cant win.

Despite all the complaints of high unemployment in California and suurrounding
states the farmers there are having to make very tough choices as to which crops
to harvest and which to let die in the fields.Despite raising their pay to $9.25
per hr. farmers cannot find people willing to pick their crops.The congress has
severely cut the number of migratory workers allowed in each year, to harvest,
resulting in dire labour shortages.Most of the workers they are finding are
elderly Mexicans many of whom have lived here for years,the stricter border
crossing enforcement has virtually dried up the flow of younger workers.

 

[althor]

Despite all the complaints of high unemployment in California and suurrounding
states the farmers there are having to make very tough choices as to which crops
to harvest and which to let die in the fields.Despite raising their pay to $9.25
per hr. farmers cannot find people willing to pick their crops.The congress has
severely cut the number of migratory workers allowed in each year, to harvest,
resulting in dire labour shortages.Most of the workers they are finding are
elderly Mexicans many of whom have lived here for years,the stricter border
crossing enforcement has virtually dried up the flow of younger workers.

9.25 an hr in California would be equivelant to what in almost any other state? Like 22c an hour?

 

[althor]

Most women I know are extra horny during their periods. Have you had sex with more than one woman?

That has been my experience as well.

 

[ChesusRice]

9.25 an hr in California would be equivelant to what in almost any other state? Like 22c an hour?

What does not working pay?
-0-

 

[NoDrama]

Despite all the complaints of high unemployment in California and suurrounding
states the farmers there are having to make very tough choices as to which crops
to harvest and which to let die in the fields.Despite raising their pay to $9.25
per hr. farmers cannot find people willing to pick their crops.The congress has
severely cut the number of migratory workers allowed in each year, to harvest,
resulting in dire labour shortages.Most of the workers they are finding are
elderly Mexicans many of whom have lived here for years,the stricter border
crossing enforcement has virtually dried up the flow of younger workers.

Obvious cut and paste, having a hard time carrying your own water?

 

[althor]

What does not working pay?
-0-

It SHOULD pay -0-. Unfortunately, our government steps in and pays them much more. So, your option is work all day, doing hard labor, for nowhere close to enough money to live on, or take the readily available welfare offered. To most its an easy choice.

 

[ChesusRice]

It SHOULD pay -0-. Unfortunately, our government steps in and pays them much more. So, your option is work all day, doing hard labor, for nowhere close to enough money to live on, or take the readily available welfare offered. To most its an easy choice.

If you think welfare is a great life
By all means
stop working now