ClaytonBigsby
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Uh, Thump, you posted a pic of your dick here at RIU about a month ago.
Your dick on the internet
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Bottleandmobile
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LoL
Once when i was in highschool there was one girl my classmate she was hot but almost everyone hated her, so one day i took pic of my dick and sent her with Yahoo (anonymous ID for sure) thats all what i did lol. Otherwise I thinks uploading your dicpicks is pretty lame
Once when i was in highschool there was one girl my classmate she was hot but almost everyone hated her, so one day i took pic of my dick and sent her with Yahoo (anonymous ID for sure) thats all what i did lol. Otherwise I thinks uploading your dicpicks is pretty lame
Zaehet Strife
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Shoot... i just made a video of my GF giving me a blowjob... give me a link where i can put it online and post that shit and i'll fuckin show you guys, i don't give a fuck lol. I bet she'll be pissed if anyone finds out... which i personally, would think is funny, but i think a lot of things are funny that other people don't. Lmfao, that reminds me of a sweet prank i thought of a year or so ago.
So it was random, a split second thought i had... So my little bro was over at my apt. to help me out with my garden, and before hand he went to take a piss, so i grabbed two cups of water, filled one up half way, and the other all the way (i just wanted to make it different, to see which one he would pick, its a psychological thing) so i took both cups into the bathroom right after he was done and said "bro... pick one" he's like, "whaaaaa? why" i said "no time man, pick one" so he picked the half full one, and as soon as he grabbed it, i threw my full cup of water right in his face!!
Then i stared at him to see his reaction, which was funny as hell!!!! At first he looked confused, i noticed from his facial expression... then a split second later he looked angry, he looked around for a second (i think he was attempting to find something to get back at me with) and finally looked at the cup of water in his hand, not a moment later, he threw the cup of water he was holding in his hand, in my face... and we both just started laughing like crazy!!!
It all happened exactly like i had suspected, and i think this joke is one that you all should try one a close friend of yours just to see if what they will do, if they will throw the cup of water in your face, set it down, or what! It's a super fun psychological experiment, just don't forget to watch their reaction to the fullest.
Peace out, Zaehet's drunk tonight.
So it was random, a split second thought i had... So my little bro was over at my apt. to help me out with my garden, and before hand he went to take a piss, so i grabbed two cups of water, filled one up half way, and the other all the way (i just wanted to make it different, to see which one he would pick, its a psychological thing) so i took both cups into the bathroom right after he was done and said "bro... pick one" he's like, "whaaaaa? why" i said "no time man, pick one" so he picked the half full one, and as soon as he grabbed it, i threw my full cup of water right in his face!!
Then i stared at him to see his reaction, which was funny as hell!!!! At first he looked confused, i noticed from his facial expression... then a split second later he looked angry, he looked around for a second (i think he was attempting to find something to get back at me with) and finally looked at the cup of water in his hand, not a moment later, he threw the cup of water he was holding in his hand, in my face... and we both just started laughing like crazy!!!
It all happened exactly like i had suspected, and i think this joke is one that you all should try one a close friend of yours just to see if what they will do, if they will throw the cup of water in your face, set it down, or what! It's a super fun psychological experiment, just don't forget to watch their reaction to the fullest.
Peace out, Zaehet's drunk tonight.
Padawanbater2
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Padawanbater2
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EDIT: Rofl mixed up members!
Padawanbater2
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LOL! I'd be PISSED if someone threw a cup of water in my face!
If he'd of picked the other glass, would you have done the same thing? Was it some sort of retaliation for picking the wrong amount!?
LOL you crazy dude!
Zaehet Strife
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Nope, i just wanted to see what his reaction would be because i thought it would be funny... i have a weird sense of humor lol. Try it with someone you know isn't going to retaliate by punching you in the face, it's super fun AND funny!
Padawanbater2
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So where's that BJ video?!
lol
lol
Padawanbater2
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and LOL! I don't know anyone who wouldn't punch me in the face for that!
Zaehet Strife
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You'd have to give me directions on how to upload it and put it on here.
Padawanbater2
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With the first site I linked to, register (free, took me 5 seconds), then click the 'upload' tab at the top and the directions are really basic
With the second one click the 'browse' tab, find your video on your comp (500MB limit, you're a minute man anyway so that's OK lol jk), click upload, post link
With the second one click the 'browse' tab, find your video on your comp (500MB limit, you're a minute man anyway so that's OK lol jk), click upload, post link
ZEMIC
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YES!!!, I havn't but it's not that i'm too busy or no time or camera, keep it real my "mini me" is tooo mini to throw him on front street like that, I could not do that to us. so you guys must be packing. but I think girls are more likely to expise themselfs. and I would have to say it depends, if the homie knows bout the pics then he has no right thy shouldn't be on the internet it's world wide. but if he doesn't then yeah he might. personally more at my bitch. I just don't see me rolling the dice on a friendship just cause I rub a few out . how would you tell your "friend" anyhow? I couldn't tell him, I smoke a 8ther blunt and yank it to his girl for thirtyseven minutes, so i wouldn't volenteer any info of that sort.
Zaehet Strife
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Ok, how would i put the video on here after i upload it on there??
Edit: I'm going to post one of my ex girlfriend instead of the one i have now, hope that is sufficient.
Omfg dudes i just watched it again and you guys are going to laugh your asses off!!!!
Better get some plus rep for this shit, its uploading on that website right now.
Edit: I'm going to post one of my ex girlfriend instead of the one i have now, hope that is sufficient.
Omfg dudes i just watched it again and you guys are going to laugh your asses off!!!!
Better get some plus rep for this shit, its uploading on that website right now.
Zaehet Strife
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Better get some plus rep for this, enjoy my friends. Lmfao! Especially you Pad my man!
http://www.sexykarma.com/gonewild/video/blowjob-from-my-ex-xaaLNyccjJu.html
Any comments from this clip of me and my ex is more than welcome
(Edit: you'll have to turn it up to see what she says, its really fuckin funny)
http://www.sexykarma.com/gonewild/video/blowjob-from-my-ex-xaaLNyccjJu.html
Any comments from this clip of me and my ex is more than welcome
(Edit: you'll have to turn it up to see what she says, its really fuckin funny)
ArcticGranite
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Well call me Chad! Cool jammies, nice prong, accommodating female, great sound. What's not to like? Rockstar.
Padawanbater2
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Lmfao dude delivers!Better get some plus rep for this, enjoy my friends. Lmfao! Especially you Pad my man!
http://www.sexykarma.com/gonewild/video/blowjob-from-my-ex-xaaLNyccjJu.html
Any comments from this clip of me and my ex is more than welcome
(Edit: you'll have to turn it up to see what she says, its really fuckin funny)
That chick is a trooper, if I tried to pull the same shit with chicks I've been with, no BJ would have ever taken place.. Curious what made her an ex, she's pretty cute too
How old are you again Z?
I might have a sexual encounter with a friend in a few days, I'll try my hardest to get some footage.
+Rep
tyler.durden
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I know that chick! JK. The Z-man putting his money where his (and her) mouth is! She couldn't have been more turned on knowing she'd be watched by strangers, I bet she didn't know how strange her audience would turn out to be 
She's a little cutie, and the audio was awesome. You even got away with slapping her, wow. I felt so wrong watching that, but I fought through it and busted a nice nut anyway. Thanks for sharing, +rep...
She's a little cutie, and the audio was awesome. You even got away with slapping her, wow. I felt so wrong watching that, but I fought through it and busted a nice nut anyway. Thanks for sharing, +rep...
Padawanbater2
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It was great, but her technique was terrible! She barely sucked on the head and didn't even bother trying to deepthroat! Same issue with most chicks I've been with, too much hand, not enough mouth. D a f u q? I can give myself a handjob bitch! SUCK MY DICK! NO HAND! Fuck your hand, you don't know what you're doing, use your MOUTH!I know that chick! JK. The Z-man putting his money where his (and her) mouth is! She couldn't have been more turned on knowing she'd be watched by strangers, I bet she didn't know how strange her audience would turn out to be
Props for her enthusiasm though, that's for sure!
Padawanbater2
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Also, no homo, nice sized D and your voice is audible chocolate, you should narrate audio books! hahahaha!
tyler.durden
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Yeah, awful technique, she gagged with effort a couple times and had a some watery eyes action going. I feel the same way with the hands, a little hand action is okay but it should be 80% hands-off. Gotta love Z, he's got balls. I seen 'em!