Your Stupid, Completely Irrational Fears

fumble

fumble

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Got Damnit Pad! Made me scream! I hate spiders lol. Fuckers have followed me around my whole life. no, really. When I was like 7, I had a dream that there were spiders in my room. I woke up and...there were spiders in my room. Now they just drop down on me when ever the eff they feel like it. Little miss freakin muffet here. Seriously. I will be sitting there, minding my own, and about eye level, two feet to the left, uh huh, a spider. I scan the ceiling all. the. time!
 
billybob420

billybob420

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I used to stay in a basement type apartment that would have these fuckers. Defintely have an irrational fear of them as they don't do shit. But, ugh those fuckin' legs man, wtf are you doing?!?!?!

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The worse part would be getting high with my friends and deciding we want to go "silver fish hunting", when we would feel brave. That's not the bad part, the bad part was whenever we wanted to find them, we would. They were always chilling in the shadows waiting for the lights to go off.

And then there was the time I got binged out on coke, paranoia plus those fuckers... not cool.
 
billybob420

billybob420

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cannabineer said:
Argiope is spectacular butt harmless.

My fear is to wake up with an itchy boner ... and like this. cn
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Yeah, they do look cool, but running full head of steam into them is not an enjoyable experience. One moment you're playing paint ball having the time of your life, the next moment nothing else matters but stripping off your clothes and making sure it's not on you.
 
greenswag

greenswag

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billybob420 said:
These ones are the worse. I think they're harmless, but I'd be running around having a good old time in the woods or some dumb shit like that and then run straight into one of these fuckers chilling in between trees or tall grass.

Fuck these spiders and their fat asses and funny little "z" webs....

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I caught one of those at a no kill animal shelter I volunteered at, the thing was HUGE, just under the full size of my palm ._.

Spiders (depending on the day...no idea, some days I could care less, other days I'm jumping on a chair and eeking)
no issues with water but I'm a competitive swimmer and I think I was fish in an earlier life, I feel at home in water.
Mirrors. They freak me the fuck out, some times I'll speed walk from the bathroom to my room because I'm so freaked out.

Can't think of any other fears actually makes me proud :D

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guitarjamman

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I could look a bear in the face and hold my shit together, but if a wasp comes flying around - I turn into a 4 year old girl.

Also, people touching my face. Don't touch my face.
 
fumble

fumble

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OMG! I haven't seen one of those in a decade. Gross buggers they are for sure. Especially when they come crawling across your face in the middle of the night. ewwww.

billybob420 said:
I used to stay in a basement type apartment that would have these fuckers. Defintely have an irrational fear of them as they don't do shit. But, ugh those fuckin' legs man, wtf are you doing?!?!?!

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The worse part would be getting high with my friends and deciding we want to go "silver fish hunting", when we would feel brave. That's not the bad part, the bad part was whenever we wanted to find them, we would. They were always chilling in the shadows waiting for the lights to go off.

And then there was the time I got binged out on coke, paranoia plus those fuckers... not cool.
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ASMALLVOICE

ASMALLVOICE

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#1 Being buried alive - that would have to suck for sure
#2 Waking up in a room full of weed, bongs, lighters and then realizing I am a quad amputee

Peace

Asmallvoice
 
purpz

purpz

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cannabineer said:
Not being found for a month after dying alone.

Oh wait .... that's not so irrational. cn
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fuck...just today my neighbor(elderly women) was found just laying on the floor, for 3 days straight. They notice a few minor details like her not collecting her paper & opening her blinds during the afternoons. Sad, but true.
 
fumble

fumble

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you are just too damn funny ;) sooo not what I was thinking, but I love it anyway. Personal space...I like lots of personal space around me. I have irrational fears that I will start hitting people if they crowd me lol :o


cannabineer said:
That seems about right. cn

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xKuroiTaimax

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I get scared of things falling on my head, too.

Spiders... Definitely. The size does not matter. If it is a spider, I cannot deal with it.

And balloons... they are so pretty and fun, but I freak out if they pop and sometimes staring at them, I feel like they'll just spontaneously pop to frighten me.
 
pen47Tex

pen47Tex

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Well, this may sound stupid...
But I hate eating out. (Restaurants I mean)
I'm always afraid they will get offended by something and spit (or worse) in my food...
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cannabineer

cannabineer

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Back east where I grew up, I'd sometimes find a Cave Cricket in the basement. Those things liquefied my intestines. I still feel a panicky yuurrggh when looking at the pics. i always felt them to be mutants, the cricket version of the bad guys from the original Omega Man. Needles to say, I went Charlton on their humped asses. cn

 
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